Can The English Language Survive After Bush?

cstdenis · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:22 am Post subject:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. "
- George W. Bush

" The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

" We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

" Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:36 am Post subject:

oh...wow.

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Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

Are all of those real?
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:41 am Post subject:

i really hope not if this is what our country is being run by.
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cstdenis · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:44 am Post subject:

As far as I know they are.
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:45 am Post subject:

holy s**t.
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:48 am Post subject:

Lmao.

At least Tony Blair gets his words straight, if not his actions.

Though I saw him on Parkinson and he's a pretty cool guy though the story of his life is quite depressing...

Hawk4444 · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:31 am Post subject:

i don't like our president all that much.

he just makes me laugh. which is why i like him

George Bush *TEE HEE*

i could see him saying that . :lol:

wow i think those are reasl Surprised

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grimfairy · Still very bored Joined: 17 Jan 2006 Posts: 300

He certainly has a way of stating the obvious, eh? :lol:

Understandably, a lot of things need to be dumbed down for the general populous, but geez.

My favorite:

[quote]" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush [/quote]

Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

[quote="cstdenis (Cstdenis)"] " The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush [/quote]
Dumbed down for the masses :wub:
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject:

[quote="cstdenis (Cstdenis)"] "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

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my faves.
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KeheiZero · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:08 pm Post subject:

Some of that stuff is pure gold. Laughing

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fallenangel · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject:

Yeah, they're real. And there's a whole lot more if you search around.

I bought a poster for a Dubya-loving friend last year that had tons on it.

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Morbidmauler · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject:

you should have heard me bust out laughing when i looked at this thread.
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LefseNinja · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:14 pm Post subject:

I did, too!

I like the one about teachers.

:lol:

KeheiZero · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:17 pm Post subject:

[quote="fallenangel (fallen)"] Yeah, they're real. And there's a whole lot more if you search around.

I bought a poster for a Dubya-loving friend last year that had tons on it. [/quote]
My English teacher bought one and put it up at the front of his room. Even mentioning it resulted in a 10 minute rant about how thick Bush is.
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The_Stef · Forum Scalleywag Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 961

If everyone hates Bush, why is he still president? Didn't the Americans recently have an election?

fallenangel · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject:

A year and some odd months ago. And it's entirely the fault of the midwest. Damn red states...

In the digital and graphic design floors of my school, there's tons of anti-Bush projects on the wall. A family from Nebraska took a tour and were horribly offended by them.

Better suck it up if you're gonna live in California, kiddos...
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Pyrodragon125 · Forum Stalker Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 1257

Lmao those are great, God. Gray Wub

Fallen, I wish I could take a tour. Sad

I would laugh muchly.

I should find a picture taken of my dad with G Dub. Mind you it was in a wax museum in Vegas. Laughing

Pabbit_da_Rabbit · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject:

I would've laughed too, but I was listening to mellow, violin music...I feel so...mellow...

Bush, ha.

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