Quote Of The Day

LexLuthorsVictimNJustAFriend · Has No Life Joined: 14 Jan 2005 Posts: 509

"Procrastinators unite...tomorrow."

"Those who throw objects at the crocodiles, will be asked to retrieve them."--on a zoo sign.

"Don't drink water, fish have sex in it."

"If someone is talking behind you back, remember this: It takes 34 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to pick up ypur hand and bitch slap them."

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"Him: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
Her: You wear pants, don't you?"

"I wish I were as invisible as you make me feel."

KenshinJennings · Member Joined: 03 Sep 2005 Posts: 84 Location: behind you

Your mom.

Red_Quatre · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject:

You must strike without hesitation, like a shark with A.D.D.

Sand...too small to be rocks.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

"every generation blames the one before"

Mike and the Mechanics

Morbidmauler · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:29 pm Post subject:

ME: ok, so who should i invite to your funeral?

*******: you, didsy, my dog, my family, the mafia, and Fallen, so the mafia can whack her!
- me and someone i wont mention in a PM conversation.
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Shuichi_X · Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:52 am Post subject:

Peter: hey, brian! there's a message in my cereal! it says: oooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Brian: Peter, those are cherio's.

it was from familly guy.
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bansheeblue13 · Very bored Joined: 22 Aug 2005 Posts: 198

Good advice for anyone planning on having sex

"When in doubt, pull out." Laughing

loveliesbleeding · Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:41 am Post subject:

But what is the difference between literature and journalism?
...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all
-oscar wilde
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"Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up."
-Frank Zappa

"He that lives upon hope will die fasting."
-Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac

Honjetan · Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:13 am Post subject:

"Those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life."
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