Your Dream Suicide

PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:36 pm Post subject:

Gray: It's not very exciting but I'd like to do it all the same. For the rush.
Gray: Just jump off a very high building into a very crowded town center. Maybe take out a couple of people whilst mentally scarring hundreds more.
Gray: It would also satisfy the attention whoring side of me, also.
Not Gray: Great.
Not Gray: But, I don't like the idea of taking other people with you.
Gray: Wouldn't care after death
Not Gray: Oh, but you could make a big scandal that way.
Not Gray: Write a letter beforehand praising Allah.
Gray: Lol yes
Not Gray: Buy a copy of the Qu'ran.
Gray: White devils
Gray: Buy?
Gray: I'll steal that s**t
Not Gray: Oh, they probably give them out free.
Gray: Maybe
Not Gray: But yeah.
Not Gray: They'll raise the whole terrorist watch thing.
Gray: haha
Not Gray: And start questioning other white kids at schools.

et tu?

Super_Hammer · Rookie Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Posts: 37

Not Gray's suggestions make the otherwise grand suicide that much better. He could very well be a genius. A handsome, charming genius.

My dream suicide would be to kill myself with a clear mind. Nothing about family crying or anything else running through my mind.

The method, though...

I think I'd like to fight an animal to the death. Yeah.

I got two dream suicides.

One is to attack a group of lions with a spear and small knife.

The other to rob a bank and just die in a shootout with the cops.

KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:14 am Post subject:

Jump in front of a tank.

Hey, it worked for that Tianaman Square guy. Got him famous.

Did he actually die? :huh:
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theWriter · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:27 am Post subject:

Fink so.
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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:03 am Post subject:

Open the emergency hatch in an airplane while flying over a crowded city.

Seriously. Imgaine a guy falling from a goddamn airplane.
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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:06 am Post subject:

Like in Con Air?
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diablis602 · Still very bored Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 275

I don't care how I'd die, I just want to yell "There's too many of them!" right before.

Hawk4444 · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:07 am Post subject:

so you'd have aid's and cancer at the same time :P

hmmm, suicide does not please me. i'm to much of a pansy to do that. :(

i'd rather someone else kill me or do a group cult thing. :woot:

and be totally ignorant about the punch Cool

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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:19 am Post subject:

[quote="diablis602 (Boone)"] I don't care how I'd die, I just want to yell "There's too many of them!" right before. [/quote]
There's better last words you could use. "Hey! Watch this!" for instance.
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rosecrow13 · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject:

Mine would be instantainious, like being hit by something that was traveling at such a velosity that it would insinerate my body the instant it hit.... or being stabed a couple times and bleeding to death. Yes...i am a morbid child... Cool

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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:15 pm Post subject:

I suppose we should take into account stuff like whether you'll crap your pants and stuff like that. Where the nearest necropheliac is etc.
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TK421 · Elder In Training Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 3711

Pull the pin on a grenade and explode with it

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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:40 pm Post subject:

And that's why hand grenades are called pineapples. You hold on and it leaves you in chunks.
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TK421 · Elder In Training Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 3711

I like pineapple slices better
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:33 pm Post subject:

Force myself to have constant sex and die of a heart attack.

best suicide ever
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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject:

Come and go at the same time.
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Kaiser_Envoy_of_The_End · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject:

I would hijack a spaceship and fly directly to the sun.
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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:21 pm Post subject:

Take some nukes with you. I want to know what would happen.
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TK421 · Elder In Training Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 3711

[quote="KeheiZero (Craig)"] Take some nukes with you. I want to know what would happen. [/quote]
There would be 2 Scotlands Laughing

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KeheiZero · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:03 am Post subject:

I'd like to know the mechanics behind something like that. :wacko:
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