I Would Have Been Your Daddy...

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Ok, so this thread is dedicated to your favorite quotes from video games. The game can be an genre, and the quote can be funny, insighhtful, serious, whatever you want. Just make sure you name the game and who says the quote. So I'll kick this off with a line from Halo, spoken by a marine during any given combat. I believe you have to be playing the game on legendary to hear this line:

"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!"

Haha! So anyways, give us your fave lines!
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Stratadrake · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:26 am Post subject:

Funny quotes are always memorable, and in that light Final Fantasy X-2 [i]definitely[/i] fits the bill.

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Rikku (after encountering Leblanc at Gagazet): Who does she think she is?
Paine: She's getting hurt.

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Rikku (looking at the dragon boss of the Zanarkand ruins): Think we need a password?
Paine: How about "kick... its... ass...."

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Paine (in the Bikanel Desert): "I was wrong. Yuna doesn't just get dragged into trouble...."
Rikku: "...she dives in head-first."
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amerowolf · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:21 pm Post subject:

my favorite xenosaga quotes

Albedo: (laughing maniacally) The Song...the song is...I... Mirror, mirror, on the wall...show me...define me! I am the infinite telomerase! I am not an anti-existence! I am the perfect chain!!!- albedo, the true madman
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Suddenly, MOMO saw a bunch of Kirshwasser's corpse. MOMO threw up after
the fact that she cannot stand seeing this.

Albedo: Such tears... What beauty they hold...these tears of sorrow... Surely
they are the most precious substance in the world.

Albedo sits in a seat holding the corpse of a Kirshwasser.

Albedo: But, are you worthy to shed such tears? The act of mourning the
dead belongs to the realm of humans.

MOMO: You did this...didn't you!?

Albedo: Ah, my beautiful little Kirschwasser... But still... Can you really
call this a corpse?

Albedo lets go of the corpse's arm and it made a cracking noise,
scaring MOMO.

Albedo: Frailty, thy name is woman... No, that's not right. You little
Realians weren't even born from a woman's womb.

Albedo drops the corpse and then placed his left hand on MOMO's head.

Albedo: The human race, fearful in its weakness, built this world in a
futile attempt to elude the abyss they call mortality.
Culture...civilization...all delusions created by a powerless race, and of
little use, like a barren woman. But amidst all this, you continue to
exist as an unfettered soul, free from the shackles of flesh and blood...
A completely pure consciousness... An eternal spiral, undefiled by
impurities... a fusion of fire, breath, and spirit... What can we call
you...but angels? New, unadulterated psyches... But what you lack is
reality. And that is what I shall provide you with...!

Albedo rips off his left arm and drops it. And then stepping forward
towards MOMO, Albedo frightens MOMO with his ripped left arm and then...

Albedo: Boo!

Albedo's left arm magically appeared. He laughs maniacally and then
rips his head off and throws it to the floor. His headless body is
still alive.

Albedo: Ah, ma belle pche...there's no need to tremble like that. Else
you'll make me feel like a pch myself...

MOMO continues to be horrified by Albedo's gruesome action.

Albedo: Was that a glimpse of a man that I caught in your heart? Who is
it, this red-haired...? Red-haired...Rubedo... Ah, it's Rubedo! Oh, that's
just perfect...

Albedo laughs maniacally and smashed his own head by stepping on it
with blood splattering on the ground. Then, Albedo's head reappeared on
his body.

Albedo: Do you know what he said while he coughed up his lifeblood?
"Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth
alone." Wheat, eh? There's enough of it, we can afford to waste as much
as we want. Like my head, you see?

Albedo approaches closer and touches the frightened MOMO's face.

Albedo: What do you think, my beloved pche...?

MOMO couldn't take it anymore and fainted. Albedo laughs maniacally.
The screen switches to outer space. The Federation ships fired beams at
the Gnosis and destroyed most of them.

anime_chick · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:45 pm Post subject:

Hmm.....

Kinda Tough.....

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Yuna(After Singing for the Ship with Rikku and the Band) :"WHOSE LENNE???!!!!"

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Yuna(After you Choose a Side to Help) :"POOPIE!"

Rikku:"YUNA! Don't Say a Bad Word!"

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Kunoichi:"BOO WHO WHO! ::Pretends to Cry:: WAH...HEHEHEHEHE!!! MEOW!"

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That's it for Me....

Here's Kunoichi!
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Zeke_hieis_girl · Very bored Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 201 Location: Hyrule

hmm...let me think.........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......i would have to go with

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collette: zelos what where you doing there after dark.....?

Zelos: oh...umm...why dont i educate you tonight then its to hard to explai

Sheena: *slaps zelos* shut up!
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gotta love tales of symphonia!

Meredianna · Has No Life Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 526

heres those lines tht some of the charecters repeat so much and i like em
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Tales of destiny 2 : Meredy: YOU BET!!! <-- she keeps sayin this all the time
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Tales of destiny 2 : Maxx : Yeah .. ( yeah ? ) <--& he keeps sayin yeah all the time
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Legend of Zelda * 2 i think* the old man says to link : (( IF else Fails Use fire ))
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i dunno i might remember sum lines i like later .. ^_^

TomtheMighty · Member Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 107

Favorite Final Fantasy Quotes

FF X-2: Brother ~ "It's a state of the freakin' emergencey!"

FF 9: Zidane as he grabs Garnet's bum ~ "Ooooh, soft!"

FF X: Tidus ~ "He said something about a Macarena Dome."

FF 6: Locke to a nay sayer ~ "Call me a treasure hunter or I'll rip your lungs out!"

FF 4: Cid ~ "I have something to say to ya! And so does my middle finger!"

FF 7: Cid ~ "Fat (@&$^@^*&^@%&*^^((!!"

Palmer ~ "Don't say 'Fat'!"

Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

just a great thread that shouldn't have died and needs attention :)

Civilization holds great quotes....
Julius Cesar: Care for some salad? I made it myself.
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bungakawa2000 · Still very bored Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 261

FF 8, Squall: "..."

Ok, so it's not great as much as freakishly annoying.

Ocarina of Time: "Hey! Listen!"

River City Ransom: "BARF!"

Star Fox 64: "I'm the Great Leon!"

GoldenEye: "Ha ha! I'm invincible!" (dunno if it's lifted straight from the movie though.)

Super Mario Bros: "Thank you Mario! But the princess is in another castle."

Didsy · Very bored Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 193 Location: Limbo

oddworld strangers wrath in the black market
"rats ass?" or somthing silly like that
oh yeah and
"what did the 5 fingers say to the face?"
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

holy crap, this thread is over a year old. who dug this relic up from the stinking pits of hell?
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diablis602 · Still very bored Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 275

Avy did

grenades are like ram, you never have enough.-Halo 2, random marine

I'm going to kill you and rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.-Elder Scrolls III Morrowind, Dremora lord

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

[quote="diablis602 (Boone)"] I'm going to kill you and rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.-Elder Scrolls III Morrowind, Dremora lord [/quote]
I... don't remember this line.

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diablis602 · Still very bored Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 275

I think it was in Ald-Ruhn near the sacred rock thing. There was a dremora that just stands there, so I taunted him until he attacked me, and he said that right before he tried to kill me.

KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject:

"Don't you realise just how fucked you are?" - General Adams, [i]Killzone[/i]

"You fool, Prime! You don't even know when you've won!" - Megatron, [i]Transformers[/i]

"Take that you bastard!" - Random dwarf, [i]World of Warcraft[/i]

"You cut out his brain, you bloody baboon." - Gex, [i]Gex 3D[/i]
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ErdeKaiser · Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject:

Star Ocean Till the End of Time- Albel Nox- It's not the great who are strong it's the strong who are great.
Star Ocean Till the End of Time- Albel Nox- It doesn't matter how many maggots you've got i'll crush them all!
Xenosaga 2- Albedo- HAHA What can a traitor like you do?
KH2- Auron- This is my story.
FFX- Auron- Now's the time to shape your stories. Die and be free of sorrow, or live and fight your pain.
KH2- Fuu- Instant Annihalation
Star Ocean Till the End of Time- Cliff Fittir- Yeah the ropes on this planet hurt too.
Star Ocean Till the End of Time- Luther Lansfeld- Huh? All you are are a bunch of 0s and 1s.
Star Ocean Till the End of Time- Flad- Mom did you call Security?
FF4- Voice- A true paladin..........will sheath his sword.
FF2- Emperor- Unbelivable.....beat by the likes..of you....not once but....twice?
FF2- Minwu- This must be the passage to Hell, Jade.
FF8- Ifrit- Impudent Humans!
FF9- Zidane- Oh....come on Rusty!
KH1- Ansem- One who knows nothing can understand....nothing.
There's more but i'll save them for other posts.

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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:48 am Post subject:

FF4- Tellah- You spoony bard!
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Dagger_93 · Forum Stalker Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1225

Mister Erdey, you made a mistake! Auron (FFX) said: " Now's the time to shape your stories. Die and be free of PAIN, or live and fight your SORROW."
You mixed up 'pain' and 'sorrow'. Anyways, my fav quote would have to be what Yuna said at the end of FFX, or if you get the sad ending in FFX-2:
"The people and the friends we have lost, or the dreams that have faded...
Never forget them..."
I guess I like it 'cause, to me, it's really 'deep'.

ErdeKaiser · Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:54 am Post subject:

Oh sorry Dagger.
More-
FF8- Ultimecia- SeeD, SeeD, SeeD, SeeD, SeeD, SeeD Kurse all SeeDs
KH2- Axel- Got it memorized? X- E- M- N- A- S
FF8- Seifer- Chicken Wuss
KH2- Axel- Look about Kairi i'm sorry.
KH2- Saix- So you really do care for her, in that case the answer's no.
KH2- Sephiroth- Did Cloud tell you that? Then he must understand now
KH2- Sora- Maybe everything we've done, maybe it was all for nothing.
FF2- Ricard- You will, Kain. The blood of the dragoon flows in your veins.
KH2- Goofy/Sora/ Donald- Goofy:Garwsh it's the gang from Twilight Town Hayner, Pence, Olette, and...uh Sora: Roxas Donald: You know him? Sora: No but I know this is Roxas.
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Dagger_93 · Forum Stalker Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1225

I'll forgive you this time, Mister Erdey. (Is that getting annoying yet? Look, Erdey, if you wanna annoy me for calling you that, then call me 'Shanny'. My friends started calling me that 'cause it's like my real name, Shannon. Know why the name bugs me? A shanny is a type of fish and that could lead to all sorts of bad nicknames...)
Anyway, getting back to the matter at hand, a quote from FFX-2 I, for some reason, thought was funny.
Yuna: "Duck soup!"
Paine: "Duck what... ?"