100 Most Metal Moments

[fallenangel]

IF YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED AS YOU WATCH, DO NOT READ THIS!!!!

100
Ozzy Osbourne shaves eyebrows off his sleeping bandmates.
99
Poison screen potential groupies with the aid of a video camera.
98
Faster Pussycat singer scratches crotch with fan's prosthetic arm.
97
Judas Priest replaces Rob Halford with tribute band singer.
96
Alice Cooper kills a chicken by throwing it into audience.
95
Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley is electrocuted onstage.
94
L7 singer throws her used tampon into the audience.
93
Guns N' Roses' Slash hires bodyguard to carry him home when he's drunk.
92
David Lee Roth hires midgets and female body builders as security team.
91
Stryper start oxymoronic Christian metal movement.
90
Faith No More's flopping fish flap.
89
Quiet Riot performs at Michigan nudist colony.
88
John Wayne Bobbit porno has cameos by metalheads Lemmy and Vince Neil.
87
King Kobra singer has sex change and goes from Mark to Marcie.
86
Jimmy Page replaces Robert Plant with Zep-clone David Coverdale.
85
Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" video features appearances by metal's A-list.
84
Alice In Chains' Speedo water slide ride leaves little to the imagination.
83
Crazed Slayer fan carves logo in arm and makes it into band's album artwork.
82
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine talks smack in Ireland and needs armed escort out of country.
81
Def Leppard have mid-show sex parties underneath the drum riser.

80
Ted Nugent becomes legal guardian of his 17-year old girlfriend.
79
Ozzy Osbourne drug binge begets cat massacre.
78
Whitesnake cast Tawny Kitaen in video and create a metal super-vixen.
77
Marilyn Manson rubs his business on bouncer's head at show.
76
Devil statue that urinates Jack Daniels becomes a stage prop for David Lee Roth.
75
Mtley Cre makes groupies pee in litter box to meet the band.
74
Aerosmith big mouth gets arrested for potty mouth.
73
Warrant's "Cherry Pie" video puts an end to subtle sexual metaphors.
72
Mtley Cre's Nikki Sixx ODs, dies, gets revived, and ODs again.
71
Pantera singer's very own "House Of Shock" incurs Christian wrath.
70
Kiss markets coffins which double as beer coolers.
69
Mayhem embody black metal with suicide, homicide, and cannibalism.
68
The Plasmatics cause havoc on Tom Snyder's Tomorrow show.
67
Rage Against The Machine bassist arrested for climbing on VMA set mid-show.
66
Mtley Cre meet the Canadian Mounties and lose porn.
65
Aerosmith's Steven Tyler casts daughter Liv as stripper in "Crazy" video.
64
Biohazard pull prank on Slayer involving stupid friend and feces.
63
Manowar set Guinness record as world's loudest band.
62
Guns N' Roses deliver profane, drunken acceptance speech at AMAs.
61
Bon Jovi's arrival signals birth of "Hair Metal."

60
Homeless man claims to be "down and out" Kiss drummer Peter Criss.
59
Septic truck driver becomes singer in Tesla.
58
L.A. Guns singer sits in salad and serves it to fans.
57
Pete Steel of Type O Negative reveals his metal in the pages of Playgirl.
56
Skid Row scores metal's first #1 debut on Billboard charts.
55
Sex tape featuring Poison's Bret Michaels and Pamela Anderson sex tape surfaces.
54
Metal horror flick Trick Or Treat features Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne.
53
Motrhead drummer freaks out on Absinthe and goes on hotel streaking spree.
52
Mtley Cre's Nikki Sixx sets himself on fire in the name of showbiz.
51
Cynthia Plaster Caster starts casting the hammers of the rock gods.
50
Foo Fighter Dave Grohl pays homage to metal roots with Probot.
49
Led Zeppelin's John Bonham leaves stinky surprise in groupie's shoe.
48
Iron Butterfly drink too much and birth "In A Gadda Da Vida."
47
Metallica go after Napster and 317,377 copyright infringers.
46
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine feuds with MTV's Rikki Rachtman.
45
Gorgoroth defile Pope's hometown with sheep's blood and mock-crucifixions.
44
Def Leppard 's Joe Elliott gets burned on "Foolin'" video shoot.
43
Plasmatics' Wendy O. Williams engages in death defying stunts.
42
Beavis & Butthead's paternal lineage is revealed.
41
Anthrax trash a fan's house for MTV and appear on Married With Children.

40
Ace Frehley, Kiss' spacey guitarist, claims intergalactic abduction.
39
Mtley Cre's Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee compete in stink and score fest.
38
Ozzy Osbourne pees on the Alamo in wife's dress.
37
W.A.S.P.'s Blackie Lawless sports exploding codpiece.
36
Marilyn Manson makes Satanic affiliations official.
35
Tenacious D pay tribute to Ronnie James Dio.
34
GWAR's bloody stage show gets them in trouble in Georgia.
33
Kiss put the make-up back on.
32
Poison guitarist C.C. Deville goes ballistic at the VMAs.
31
Mtley Cre's Vince Neil challenges Axl Rose to boxing match on MTV.
30
Parents make Aerosmith's Steven Tyler guardian of 14-year old groupie.
29
Tipper Gore's P.M.R.C. tries to curb filthy rock lyrics.
28
David Lee Roth cuts head with sword but the show must go on.
27
The Decline of Western Civilization - Part II, The Metal Years.
26
Motrhead's Lemmy contributes to the delinquency of a minor reporter.
25
W.A.S.P. fans display affection by pelting band with meat.
24
Judas Priest dispels backwards masking myth.
23
Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page buys mansion of famed occultist Aleister Crowley.
22
L7 raffles off one-night stand with drummer.
21
Mtley Cre's Tommy Lee steers boat without his hands.
20
Van Halen awards roadies who guess the groupie of the night.
19
Ozzy Osbourne, Bon Jovi, Metallica play Moscow Music Peace Festival.
18
Def Leppard offer obscene backstage passes.
17
W.A.S.P. guitarist gets hit by flying rump roast.
16
Heavy Metal Parking Lot documentary premieres.
15
Faster Pussycat drummer receives a special drug delivery.
14
Kiss' Gene Simmons, sleeps with over 4,600 women and has the pics to prove it.
13
Dokken guitar solo ignites actual volcanic eruption.
12
Axl Rose attacks fan at Guns N' Roses concert and starts one of many riots.
11
Poison revolutionize information maintenance systems with groupie database.
10
Def Leppard drummer loses arm but keeps rocking.
9
Led Zeppelin's mud shark incident.
8
Groupies rate rockers sex romps and sizes online.
7
Ozzy Osbourne and Nikki Sixx compete in gross-a-thon.
6
Judas Priest 's leather-clad Metal God comes out of the closet.
5
Spinal Tap premieres.
4
Mtley Cre release autobiography The Dirt.
3
Dio popularizes "Devil's horns," the universal hand-signal for heavy metal.
2
Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi sacrifices fingertips to create metal guitar sound.
1
"Hear N' Aid" benefit album unites metal nation for the good of all.

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First of all, that's a pathetic #1. And Tony didn't exactly "sacrifice" his fingers... But the rest is funny. Notice that Poison's on there three times for groupies. Somehow I think Nikki OD'ing and going home to shoot up again is more metal than C.C. being coked up on television, but it's VH1 afterall. Nice list. Can't wait to see the segments. Especially #8, which is the Metal Sludge cock chart. Hmm... Thoughts?
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[ragingflea002]

67.5: Rage Against the Machine is kicked off the Saturday Night Live set for trying to hang inverted American flags on their amplifiers in protest of having former presidential candidate Steve Forbes(I think) as the host. After they are kicked off, bassist Y.tim.K rips up the flag and sends it to Forbes' dressing room.
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[Ambush347]

Some of those were awesome, but some were teh ghey.

[Papercut_Dragon]

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Mtley Cre's Nikki Sixx ODs, dies, gets revived, and ODs again.
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That's the most hilarious thing on there..... lol
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[fallenangel]

Nah, just one of the most metal. It deserves a higher place, but Nikki tells the story so often it's kinda common by now. Still cool, though. Leave it to Nik to light himself on fire, have Ozzy lick up his urine (part of #7), die, and check himself out of the hospital after ODing to go home and cook up the largest dose of heroin he'd ever taken. Bravo.
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[Papercut_Dragon]

So that's what happened at the gross-a-thon....
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[fallenangel]

Ha, yeah, along with Ozzy snorting a line of ants and a lot of other stuff you don't want to know about if you have a weak stomach. All very entertaining, though. "The Dirt" is a great read. Good enough to be #4? Probably.
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[Papercut_Dragon]

No, I can take it. What other stupid things did they do? ^_^
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[fallenangel]

Enough to fill a good sized book. Funny stuff. Biting Eddie Van Halen, pissing on people at bars, screwing a girl in a closet then leaving and coming back with another band member and having him screw her from behind while the first dude makes noises, midgets, lotsa smack and blow, starting a riot on a Japanese train by throwing bottles of JD...
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[ragingflea002]

Riots..........the essensce of metal.......
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[fallenangel]

Of course! But only the cool riots. Ones started because you didn't even put your ass on the plane and are sitting in front of the television in another state when you're supposed to be on stage...not so cool. Funny as long as you aren't there, but not cool.
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[fallenangel]

Ok now that I've seen more of this episode's segments...

Wow did they f**k up the C.C. television segment. Who the hell did their research? Would it have been so hard to consult even their very own Behind the Music to write the narration? I mean, come on... Ha, it was nice how they said "but he couldn't stay mad at him for long because he was soon...yadda yadda yadda" then showed a bunch of happy pictures from '91. I think seven years, two albums, and a lot of rehab is a bit more of a grudge than a little argument and few months of bickering. Whatever, they did show the actual performance in better detail than BTM. As sad as it is, it's still funny as hell. I kinda liked his hair when it was pink. And it's interesting in this version they say he "forgot" what song they were doing, whereas in BTM they play it up as him just being an ass. Hmm, the world may never know. Always the fun in Poison, though. (heh, the first time on FAC, I believe, that I've devoted a whole paragraph to Mr. DeVille. What the hell's wrong with me? I'm so ashamed)

Vince Neil is full of shit. Granted I like Izzy Stradlin' more than him, Vince made way too big a deal over what happened. Or maybe it's just that I never liked Sharise and don't blame Izzy for kicking her. Vince said she was pregnant at the time, but she didn't have Skylar until two or three years later. Whatever, Vince.

Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years....everyone go watch it. Now.

Who the hell is that Marijuana-logues dude? I hate him. He annoys me. I wish to hurt him.

Brent Muscat [i]really[/i] needs some help with his hair. David Lee Roth, on the other hand, is lookin' pretty damn good without the bleached lizard look. Bret's not lookin' too bad, either. Sebastian's a lost cause.


Hmm...I'll have more thoughts on these later.

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