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Touzoku-joou Oldbie

Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2399 Location: interweb
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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Go to the "longcat" page on myspace (myspace.com/longcat) and scroll down through the comments. I'm sure you'll find something scary enough. But really, not looking is probably for the better.
BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
AM I GONNA GET SUSPENDED NOW? _________________ [url=http://www.fanart-central.net/user-Touzoku-Joou.php]FAC[/url] |
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UltimaMewtwo Has No Life

Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 580 Location: Somewhere...
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:41 am Post subject: |
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search Rowby on google video. That's where you'll see something scary. Or kids in the sandbox or tub girl are equal as well. _________________ I'm a zombie. Yarg.
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Leotaku Very bored

Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 115 Location: Canada
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Touzoku-joou"]Go to the "longcat" page on myspace (myspace.com/longcat) and scroll down through the comments. I'm sure you'll find something scary enough. But really, not looking is probably for the better.
BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
AM I GONNA GET SUSPENDED NOW?[/quote]
You piqued my interest.
...You sicko. _________________ [url=http://leotaku.avalanchestudios.net/]Taku Bell: My Art and Games[/url]
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samuri_kid Very bored

Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 231 Location: I'm in a chair, rocking back and forwards, With a gun pointed at the Door!?!
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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RO---------------AR *you jump out of your skin* i scared you woohoo _________________ [color=blue]No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy,I'll be your knight.- Squall-Final Fantasy VIII[/color]
[color=green]Someday I will be queen, but I will always be myself.-Garnet/Dagger- Final Fantasy IX[/color]
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Tengoku1 Very bored

Joined: 08 Nov 2005 Posts: 120
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:29 am Post subject: |
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The first thing you need to know is that my cousin is hot. Amazingly hot. The kind of hot that makes you want to rip her pants off and **** her in the middle of class, not caring about getting expelled. She's just that damn good. People tease me about her a lot, because she has a bit of a reputation for being a slut, and for good reason: She sucked off half the football team after the homecoming game. But she is hot nonetheless.
Anyway, she lives about 10 minutes away from me and she called me up and asked if I wanted to go see a movie. I told her no, I had to work on this english report (Poison Gas Warfare in WWI), but she begged until I gave in. Then she told me she wanted to rent a movie and come over instead of going to a theatre. I raised my eyebrows at this. Why would she want to come over here? Could it be she's really that big of a slut? Nooo, I thought. That couldn't be it...could it?
So she arrives at around 9 PM. My parents are still at a symphony they went to, so nobody is in the house (my sister is in college). We pop some popcorn and get on the couch and start watching the movie (The Blues Brothers). After a while she complains that her legs are cramping up and wondered if she could lie down on the couch and put her head in my lap. My stomach did a barrel roll. I said Yes, no problem.
So she puts her head in my lap and continues to watch the movie. We're to the scene with the blind dude playing the keyboard when she starts to gently rub her head back and forth; jacking me off with her ear, if you will. It was an extremely good feeling, and I gave a little sigh as she did it. Then I was brought back to Earth as my cousin sat up and gave me a look of disgust. "What the hell is that?" she asked, pointing to my crotch. I had a raging hard-on from her head movements, and I could do nothing to hide it. I mumbled that I was sorry and that I should probably get to bed, but she grabbed me by the beltloop as I tried to get up.
She forced me back down and looked into my eyes with a sort of hungry look. "If you're attracted to me, all you needed to do was tell me..." and with that she unzipped my pants and had them around my knees before you could say Jack Daniels. I feebley tried to resist, but my protests faded into nothingness as she pulled my wang (I won't lie, 5.8 inces) out of my boxers. I closed my eyes and groaned with pleasure. As I looked down, I saw a sight I will never forget for the rest of my life.
She lowered her head to it, pulled off her mask, and spit acid all over my wang.
FATALITY.
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californiagurlie09 Rookie

Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 39 Location: 661
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:32 am Post subject: |
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onetime i was camping and something scratched my tent like right above my head and i thought it was like a ghost or a bear or sumthing but it turned out to be my friend mike comming to get me in the middle of the night _________________ CaLiFoRnIa_GuRl_&_LoViN_It |
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Sephir0th666777 Elder In Training

Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 3168 Location: *insert witty location here*
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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The first thing you need to know is that my cousin is hot. Amazingly hot. The kind of hot that makes you want to rip her pants off and **** her in the middle of class, not caring about getting expelled. She's just that damn good. People tease me about her a lot, because she has a bit of a reputation for being a slut, and for good reason: She sucked off half the football team after the homecoming game. But she is hot nonetheless.
Anyway, she lives about 10 minutes away from me and she called me up and asked if I wanted to go see a movie. I told her no, I had to work on this english report (Poison Gas Warfare in WWI), but she begged until I gave in. Then she told me she wanted to rent a movie and come over instead of going to a theatre. I raised my eyebrows at this. Why would she want to come over here? Could it be she's really that big of a slut? Nooo, I thought. That couldn't be it...could it?
So she arrives at around 9 PM. My parents are still at a symphony they went to, so nobody is in the house (my sister is in college). We pop some popcorn and get on the couch and start watching the movie (The Blues Brothers). After a while she complains that her legs are cramping up and wondered if she could lie down on the couch and put her head in my lap. My stomach did a barrel roll. I said Yes, no problem.
So she puts her head in my lap and continues to watch the movie. We're to the scene with the blind dude playing the keyboard when she starts to gently rub her head back and forth; jacking me off with her ear, if you will. It was an extremely good feeling, and I gave a little sigh as she did it. Then I was brought back to Earth as my cousin sat up and gave me a look of disgust. "What the hell is that?" she asked, pointing to my crotch. I had a raging hard-on from her head movements, and I could do nothing to hide it. I mumbled that I was sorry and that I should probably get to bed, but she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. _________________ [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Sephir0th666777/mercy.jpg[/img]
Red_Quatre:Who's the guy that says "Get over here!" and then grabs you.
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JINTEIthe76thKAISER Forum Scalleywag

Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 1019 Location: Philippines
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:03 am Post subject: |
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Scary, eh?
Goldfish are actually government spies. Nuff said. |
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KeheiZero Elder In Training

Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 3537 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:37 am Post subject: |
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Their memory spans mean they're competant enough. |
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