Random Thoughts

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Pinnochio is made of peanuts but then some kids get allergies from him when he lies.

DG-sama · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2294

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God damn you signature WORK!

FatherAlexander · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 24

Oooooh SNAP!

ZING!

PWN3D!

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

i am THE RANDOM KING. echoes....

try saying that 87 times, while giving birth to a human whale.

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Does a human whale look like that thing from alien ressurection?

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

billy? what? huh?
no, it looks more like Jackie Chan.

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Jackie Chan can't be a human whale. He's smaller than me.

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

but ambush, everybody looks small on tv.

FatherAlexander · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 24

[quote="Powtaz (Powtaz)"] i am THE RANDOM KING. echoes....

try saying that 87 times, while giving birth to a human whale. [/quote]
I've done it. Easy as hell.

Rolling eyes

#389: I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first-" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story.

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Brilliant.....

FatherAlexander · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 24

I fear for my life right now. Well, perhaps not life, maybe a month or two of it. I hear something off in the distance, a kind of air condictoner sound. You know, turn yours on now. ah, the breeze is nice, no? Ah. now where was I?

Oh yes, there's these things. You know, things. big scary things. From my window they look like bagers. but they are falling from the sky, as if some...diabolical bager delivery plane was going down. Why bagers need to be delivered on planes is beyond me. So anyways, these bagers have somthing on their backs. Not something, but some-thing. I looks like a parachute, but it could be a mushroom. Some sort of large, bager flight enduseing mushroom. Thats all I can make out from behind my bananas in pajamas binoculars. There is a little twich about my left knee right now. It's probably the tracking device they put in me. For a while I thought it was in my spleen but it turned out to be a lego man.

How did that get in my spleen, you ask? (ok, even if you didn't ask, play along...or that piece or fruit in your kitchen will...I dunno, go bad or something. Not bad like spoiling, bad like a ciggerette and leather jacket) Well, I think thats part of their plan, no, not the bagers plan, not even the mushrooms plan...but..uh...ya know, their plan.

So, in conclusion, Jay Leno had, no, HAS it coming to him."

I know some weird people.

FatherAlexander · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 24

(Sigh) That potato thread lasted longer then this one.

Damn you, potatoism.

Simple · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 133

I want ice cream... peanut butter chocolate chunk fudge icream... with strawberries ,wipped cream, and chocolate chips, and a cherry on top!

... try dancing around in your underwear! its fun!

Pienemien · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 5

what's going on in MY mind?
guess my Dark Side is kinda messing around in it!

Can't really remember a lot <_<

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

MONKEYS AND SPERM! MONKEYS AND SPERM!

haha. ok, got that off my chest. that monkey sperm. lol.

WATER TREES ON ICE!

Hanami · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 104

Y'unz
C'atch
Picksburgh
Gumband
Clicker

I love being Picksburbian!

Y'know, you all remind of Happy Noodle Boy a little too much for what is healthy.

So I'll skootch over to that tree over thurr. See it? The big oak tree with that Squirrel? He's My uncle, you know. So then I was standing in this big hallway, and I hear a gunshot, and My final thought is, "I love Big Brother."

And so Winston died on the floor.

OOOOOhhh! Here come the 76 trombones!

What a spew of crap...

BAMFManiac · Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:16 pm Post subject:

"He was a good man. He was a strong man. he was good. and strong. strong and good." haha that's one of my favourite HNB strips. and the Day in the life of happy noodle boy one is great, too. "time for a snack- Mmmm air!" "Get off my car!" -"Moo" umm yea ok sorry- rambling much

ummm my mind... is odd. i don't like thinking about it (or with it). so who knows what's going on in it? i'll just lose myself in the tv screen and ignore those weird thought-thingies that are constantly popping up in my head. *beats head w/ stick*

hehe monkey sperm
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Hanami · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 104

RAMEN

Gasp! The F***ING PASSWORD! Revealed by your own butt-thrusting stupidity!

Be Free, Small Pop-Tart!

FatherAlexander · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 24

I'm the policeman who punches heads!

Hanami · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 104

Dagons.

Me meav?
yeth.
Me a dag, but with wingth! Dagon. Meav.