*smacks Forehead* I Apologize

Morbidmauler · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:22 pm Post subject:

i havent dissappeared. i just havent gotten on for a while. interesting, like ive had anything better to do. all i do is sit around and mope.
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:22 am Post subject:

YAY! You're back! *dances to bouncy techno music* WEEEHEEE!
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:42 am Post subject:

*stares at overly hyper Zen* ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk, whatever. *drowns out techno with loud angry hard rock/metal.*
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:28 am Post subject:

*dances to angry hard rock/metal* I like most music genres. I haven't stuck a poem on in a while......err....

Life Lessons

Happy sad
Mad and glad
Funny how different they are.
Yet how they all ryhme.
Why is that?

In my time in life
I've leanred a few things.
Without sadness
There is no happiness
Without anger
There is no joy
Without chaos
There is no order

So I guess...
We can't have one without the other.
So when some dork starts whining about it.
Tell him or her...
To stop whining and get over it.
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:14 pm Post subject:

welll, i like your more dark ones better, but this one definately cracked me up! Smile

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Invader_Zen · Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject:

I've got poetry ranging from humorous to downright depressing.

Nightmare in the Mirror

I look in the mirror and what do I see?
All of my flaws staring back at me
Never smiling
Dark circles under my eyes
From so many sleepless nights.
Pain filled eyes
Pain from the depths of my soul
From a hurt I wouldn't wish on anyone I know
My heart's been broken
Shredded
Spit upon
Like some old toy
That someone forgot about.

So I place my fist on the glass
And let it out.
All the pain
All the anger
Never wanting to see it again.
My mirror is broken
Seven years bad luck.
I collect the shards,
And quench my thirst
For unholy revenge.

I have a new mirror now.
So I look a my face
reflected anew.
And laugh at the bodies of those I knew.

I was extremely angry when I thouhgt this up. I haven't let go of the grudges I hold against my ex-boyfriends.

But i would never do something like murder them. I prefer to get in their heads. Twisted Evil

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Morbidmauler · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:39 am Post subject:

awesome poem. i dont have to worry about stuff like this, cuz i dont really care about guys like that. all guys are my best friends and nothing more. my latest post in life assistance actually started out as a poem about a nightmare i had, but then i erased the poem and told about my problem straight up. btw, i still need help for that, if you got any ideas.
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Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

Ha!Morbid be the mauler yet again!Amazing how you get around..................(commands):"Invade her Zen!"

Morbidmauler · Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:57 am Post subject:

*bows* spank you, spank you. youre too kind.
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Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

You've certainly spanky spunk ?
I love janky junk
Playing like a monk of punk
Six glitter thwunk

Morbidmauler · Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:46 am Post subject:

*stares* uhhhhhhhh.....sure.
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject:

Wee-hee! Rhyming!
Meow.

Rissa's Little Kitty

My cat scratched me and said meow.
I died, but first said ow.
My kitty took over my empire.
Now she says dead body for hire.

I was taken by a man of science
He used my body to finance
His most diabolical scheme yet.
But then he was killed by my little pet.

Now my kitty said
Do not question, or you will be dead.
I guess that really
I should've seen her message more clearly.

Isn't that cute? So cutee it is...so cute and twisted.
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject:

i love it! awesome combo!
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Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

We write a line
You stare each time
Its not so fine
To have your fun with our rhyme
So why don't you join us
So why don't you join us!?
If You can enjoy us
We can enjoy you
So please what're you gonna do
Morbid do!
Morbidmaul
Hear our call
It does'nt matter who you are
AreAre!!!
As long as you got something to say
Any whichever way
Don't give up on yourself
And pretend you don't know!
Don't place your head somewhere on the shelf
Cos darling I'm sure you'll have something to show!
So come and join us
Come on show us
I'd really like to see
Yourself flowing free
You can be
With her & me
So come on...give it your all
Morbid be the maul
You can write I promise
I wont tell
About any of this
I hope you take this well.............
Its all
Morbid Maul...er

Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

Upon a time once I was a kitty kin
Lean and mean
Thin as a papyrus reed
With a mind of weed
I liked to pass by strangers
With a danger-ou-s
Look in my green eye
I pretend I only like myself
And not you
Just to see how you'll sigh
I sit beneath window and yowl in the wind
Waiting for a juicy rat I'd like seasoned
Twitch of the tail
And stripy strip
Claws unfold eager to scratch with a me icy grip
Meow I mew very soft
Ratty boy makes his creep upto the loft
Pouncing I catch him with me teeth
And then glomp down every peace of meat
You know this is me life
This is the life
So I mewooo--hoo
Oo--hoo
I mew
Meaow
Cos I can't think of anything better to do with my furry self now
And So I mewooo--hoo
Mew
Meaow
So I'm the kitty kingof the courtyard
And I am the king.... king of all I survey
Afterall thats why the lays say
I went to London to see the Queen
And nothings ever better been
seen.......

Invader_Zen · Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:48 am Post subject:

I like em both! Srini's a good poet! Woo! *hands Srini flowers*
I can't really think of a poem.....wait! I've got it! Okay, here goes. Another one of my anti-depressants. Wink

I have an Affinity for Dancing.

I'll slip out quietly.
No one will notice
I head to a club,
And dance the night away.
From the fast and bass-y
To the slow and romancy
I'll dance
Anyone can be my partner,
Just don't step on my foot.
And don't try to touch me.
Cuz I'll beat the $#%* out of them
In perfect time to whatever's playing.
And finish with a spin.

I love to dance.
It is one of my passions.
So go ahead, ask me.
But pervs ye best take caution.
The bouncer's on my side.

Meow
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:57 am Post subject:

LOLOLOLOL! that was funny. no, i refuse to write. i cant. though i definately like the poem, probably just because it involves my name. Very Happy

i like Zen's too. especially the line about beating the shit out of some dude. 8) coolio.
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Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

(sighs to the tune of Lindsey Wells [song by Franz Ferdinand])
" O MORBID MAUL!"

Morbidmauler · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:34 pm Post subject:

i dont like franz ferdinand. in my opinion, they suck. hey, where's zen? i veen gone for two days and nothing from zen? wow.
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Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

S ow hat kinda music do you like....according to you who's the who of the who........