Surreal Life Fame Games

fallenangel · Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: Surreal Life Fame Games

Or "Why I love C.C. DeVille". 'Cause I aaaaaalways watch shows for just one person. Confused

I've never watched a whole season of the Surreal Life (I would've watched last season if I had cable), but I'll be watching this every week. For C.C. The premise of the show is better, what with the challenges instead of just watching them...exist.

This week...

Lolz Midget bowling.

Ron Jeremy makes me wanna scratch my eyes out. Sad

Aw, the old lady secretly liked naked C.C.. It was obvious. And Ron Jeremy's a douchebag.

I'm way too amused by this show.

And I hope that's the permanent theme song 'cause it's C.C.'s Samantha 7 single with a new verse. <3

[b]Now watch teh damn show, bitchez[/b]
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WizardoftheWood · Has No Life Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 446

So this is like a Surreal Life all star cast with challenges? What are the prizes?

fallenangel · Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:51 pm Post subject:

Yeah, they brought back 10 of the best cast members from all seasons (or the only 10 who agreed to do it Razz

) and they have to compete in fame-based challenges. Losers go to the "B-List" where they have crappy beds and stuff, and will eventually start eliminating people from the house entirely.

The challenges are stuff like who gets asked for the most photos with a random selection of fans, making a scandelous video, judging fine champagne from carbonated crap, picking expensive jewelry from junk, avoiding paparazzi, etc. etc. etc.

It's basically just The Surreal Life with winners and losers.

The cast members are C.C. DeVille <3, Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, Vern Troyer, Emmanuel Lewis, Chyna Doll, Brigitte Nielsen, Andrea Lowell, Pepa, and Traci Bingham

The prize is bragging rights and $100,000. And some of those cast members could probaby use the money. lolz
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WizardoftheWood · Has No Life Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 446

Well hopefully it will come out in Canada soon enough. I'm glad Vanilla Ice is back, he was definately the best cast member. When he told Erik Estrada that he was like a big brother to him, it made my eyes tear. Very touching stuff and I actually like listening to his music.

fallenangel · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:02 am Post subject:

Well C.C.'s Rob's bitch, in his own words, so I can't hate the guy. He's a good player, wins a lot. Then again, he's also one of the more famous of the bunch. Or at least more recognizable.
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WizardoftheWood · Has No Life Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 446

The most famous would have to be Ron Jeremy. I think everyone knows this guy, even old ladies know him. He's done more movies than all of the members of the surreal life combined. Just thinking though, what is he doing now. Where do porn stars go when they are ready to die.

fallenangel · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:19 am Post subject:

Maybe. But it's not just whether or not people know who they are, it's also how much they care. Ron Jeremy's not walking any red carpets any time soon (except the porn awards). He's well known, but not necessarily the biggest celebrity. In the first challenge, being asked for photos by fans, Rob/Vanilla Ice got the most requests 'cause he's the most popular.

And now Ron Jeremy's directing movies.
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fallenangel · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject:

This week:

I love the theme song so much. At least [i]something[/i] good came of Samantha 7, since it was such a commercial failure.

What the hell were they all wearing at the casino. Neon yellow C.C., and the whores...

Good god everyone in the house needs a smack. OH NOES TOE TAG

Vanilla Ice is kinda hot without the dumb hair. I need a brainscrubber now for thinking that.

Those scenes were priceless. Although in my completely biased opinion, C.C. was definitely not the worst. He needs a hug. Sad

I hope the obnoxious people go home first. I need something to watch on Sunday nights, if C.C./Rob go home, there goes my entertainment.
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eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

I doubt Rob is going to be kicked off anytime soon (knock on wood.) He's very popular today and even in situations like the photo shoot challenge, he could get by just on his good looks. I mean, that teenybopper girl even said she picked him 'cuz he was hot.

I see Chyna Doll, Verne or Brigit being kicked off first. The pretty people will endure moreso than the others.

C.C is totally cool on that show. I mean, even like sober, he's still a cool guy. Probably one of the most reasonable and stable guys out of bunch.

Ron needs to stop hating on C.C's scandalous video. He wasn't judging so why is he putting his two cents in?

fallenangel · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:25 pm Post subject:

Everyone needs to stop hating on C.C.. Razz

I liked his video 'cause regardless of whether it was common behavior from both of them, it was still the exact some thing that all the scandal videos are. Minus the sex. Hell, baywatch babe even. Closest versions of the tommy/bret/pam videos. So stfu Ron.

C.C. stressed himself out so much last night that this show seems like a really good way to get him to fall off the wagon. lolz Except they filmed it a long time ago, and I haven't heard about him being dragged out of the Cat Club on his stomach, kicking and screaming again, so...guess maybe not.

Rob will probably win.

http://www.esnips.com/doc/58253d48-3efc-4215-ad41-219bdaf0bec7/03-I-Wanna-Be-Famous

Yay theme song. With the original lyrics. There's more of the album under "business files" right under the player. <3
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layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

After seeing Rob's reaction to the naked slut on his bed I want him to win. Like he says he has a wife and kids and wasn't gonna be into that stuff... I like that. Although who knows if he would act the same if there were no cameras. I guess he's had enough pussy in his life he can maybe turn that down easily though Smile

Either way he seems like a good guy and should win. CC seems like a nice guy too though. Chyna and Ron need to go asap.

They both take themselves way too seriously. Like why was chyna crying when nobody wanted her picture? Does she not realize that ... she isn't a celebrity. What has she done since she was a wrestler? .. other than some howard stern interviews and a sex tape with xpac?

lol.. love this before and after of chyna. http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/chyna_changes.jpg . Funny how she thinks she's female now. Though if any of you have seen her "vagina" you'll know this isn't true.
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fallenangel · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:45 pm Post subject:

Chyna is just a terrifying excuse for a human. She was worse in her season of surreal life without brigitte to obsess over. Although the constant "boohoo I'm not A list" is getting real old.
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fallenangel · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject:

This week:

Ok, Rob was a bit of a bitch about the whole thing, but still kinda hot.

WTF was with Steven Adler judging. Guess it fits, find another lowest of the low washed up rock celeb. At least he's gotten a little better from the strokes. Less drooling. Lolz poor B list having both Vern and Emmanuel on their team.

Yay Brigitte going home. Chyna next plz.
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layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

Woulda rather had Chyna go first. Actually I'm torn... I think I might actually wanna see Ron go first. Nasty fat f*cking disgusting creature. I can't even look at the tv when he's being shown he is so repulsive. And last night there was some porn on with him in it .. Sad

barf.

I like how pissed off Rob got. I'd be pissed off too. Cuz what would be going through my mind is... okay so there is a half naked slut on my bed.. i'm married with kids. Yeah this will be really great for them to see. Plus ya never know how they are gonna edit that sh*t when it's all said and done.
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fallenangel · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:10 pm Post subject:

Nooooooo. That was just wrong. That's it, I don't care what happens anymore. Ron Jeremy can win for all I care.

Especially for such a stupid reason. Don't do cocaine, kids, it fries your brain to the point you can't remember what happened five minutes ago. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Crying or Very sad

Man this sucks. Only C.C. could make such a stupid mistake.

Was kinda happy when Pepa was gonna lose. Ron is worse, but she doesn't do anything either. Dammit. I was watching the whole episode with a big stupid smile and then they do that.

Bye bye C.C. Crying or Very sad

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