Weird Things Your Teachers Do Or Are

chibiprincess · Still very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 388

ok just tell us wat your teachers do that are weird!! or wat your teachers are that is weird....

-my teachers flirt! like all the time...
-1 of my teachers is like a vampire like he has the huge sharp k9s and he showed us all once
-my teacher treats us like we are 3...like i am serious she gave us glue adn paper cut out letters...((im in middle school btw))
-one of my teachers eye is constantly twitching
-almost all of my teachers cuss at us randomly
-1 of my teachers would get mad adn i guess i was his favorite cuz he would throw paper balls at my head wenever he was mad no matter wat i was doing...
-my bus driver dances to the music...
-my band teachers shoulder twitches the whole time during a concert..
-my princepal has been my princepal since the 2nd grade....
-my teachers will give us detentions for chewing on pen caps

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Zeldafreak · Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:10 pm Post subject:

-my math teacher sometimes dances around the room
-1 teacher gives us like a 100 projects to do
-another thinks she can handle the room by watching movies every class

...i cant remeber any more....when i do i will write them down

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

my math teacher would yell at us to "cut the crap or [he'd] throw us the hell out of [his] classroom"

then again, he once used sprite to clean the overhead, and whiteboard eraser as hair gel..

one teacher never got mad once the entire year...

one of them was a psycho-bitch who would randomly rant at us about things that didn't concern us (i.e. high mortgage rates, and other weird s**t)...

one was a 300-pound [i]health[/i] teacher who taught us to make 'whitebread wonders' (which were a caramel wrapped in bread and rolled in cinnamon sugar)...

the health teacher would sit there on her fat ass lecturing about eating healthy while shoving snack cakes in her mouth..

then there was always the science teacher who would smile before giving you a detention... the class actually once saw her drink a slimfast and then have 3 twinkies..

my 6th grade math teacher had her desk completely full of giant bags of candy except for maybe two drawers..

my teachers this year have all been fat, ugly, and stupid..

chibiprincess · Still very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 388

my teachers would always tell us to go to hell before we left her class everyday..

i remember how mrs brown would dance around the room!! that was really funny..-to zelda freak

yea i kno teachers are obsesses with candy...

my lang teach (the same 1 who told us to go to hell) would sit down and say d*** kids..
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ThePuppetMaster · Very bored Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 196

my geography teacher gave out candy by throwing it across the room to the people and usually hitting them and hes usually tryed trick throws like the no-look pass and when someone was across the room hed throw em really hard and yell when he did it lol he was a fun teacher

chibiprincess · Still very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 388

lol my bad teach would do that
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ThePuppetMaster · Very bored Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 196

lol Your "bad" teacher? Did you mean like they're a bad teacher or did you mean to say math? O_o I'm confused now....

chibiprincess · Still very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 388

lol i meant band sorry -^^-
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ThePuppetMaster · Very bored Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 196

lol thats k my music teachers all have been crazy and bitchy well except for my old guitar teacher....but he was cool so yeah

chibiprincess · Still very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 388

yea my old band teach was really cool (he was the one who would throw stuff at my head) but then i switched schools..and my new 1 is ok..and now it is summer adn i have to take lessons from my new teachers best friend wen i thought i was gonna take um from my old teach...oh well back to the topic lol
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Remko · Very bored Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 142

My PE teacher sleeps with the students.

Yeah, that's how Emily passed.

ThePuppetMaster · Very bored Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 196

Holy crap O_o Well the boys P.e. teacher at our middle school got so mad at this asshole kid who everybody hates, he almost punched him in the face he was standing up against a wall and the teacher punched as hard as he could and punched the wall right beside his face o_O and I think he screwed up his knuckles but yeah thats the same teacher who took my friend's skateboard and rode it around the school on his back before the bell rang.. O_o Oh and the girl's P.e. teacher is a lesbian and shes really old and nasty no offence to lesbians but damn she was nasty..

chibiprincess · Still very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 388

yea my gym teacher would look in the mirrors that were put up in the locker rooms so that you can see around the whole room by looking in 1 mirror and she used to look in them as all of us changed..
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Remko · Very bored Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 142

[quote="chibiprincess (fire angel ^^)"] yea my gym teacher would look in the mirrors that were put up in the locker rooms so that you can see around the whole room by looking in 1 mirror and she used to look in them as all of us changed.. [/quote]
HEY! I know you feel! One of my coaches (not the one who sleeps with students-but she would....) is a lesbian, and it's always kinda weird when she'd come in while we were changing...Oo;

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

My p.e. teacher was a complete bastard. he'd make us run around the track for 15 min EVERY MONDAY. freaking sadistic bastard.. Grr!

Paru · Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 9:21 pm Post subject:

My history teacher was really weird. She would get everyone's names mixed up ALL the time. Sometimes she would even make up her own names for us. For example, she would always call Danielle, Heather, and always call me Joseph.
Also sometimes she would try to erase the projecter with a chalkboard eraser and vise-versa.
But she was really nice, and she let us get way with anything, so I liked her. She's leaving the school next year though. Sad

Then the drama teacher...now she was a scary one. She would take stuff from us for the most ridiculous reasons, and never give it back. Like she took my friend's bandana because it was quote "distracting." She also took about twenty of my pencils because I was "sharpening them too often." That swear you that woman could think up a reason to take your underwear if she wanted them.

I bet she was selling that stuff on the black market.....
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ThePuppetMaster · Very bored Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 196

lol My Science teacher last year was constantly off topic. If we were supposed to talk about the inside of a worm we would end up talking about her grandkids lol She was cool though. Oh and JEEZ!! Are ALL female gym teachers lesbians O_o

chibiprincess · Still very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 388

lol my science teacher was off topic alot but she was soooo awesome!!! like she would give us lessons in stories...same with my lang teacher(not the one who cussed and told us to go to hell) he told us about climax one time and it was with a story bout a time wen he was a kid that he was playing football and hit a kid in the balls.....he was awesome 2!!!^^
my drama teacher was always late so after 2 semesters (the end of the class) they fired her cuz we would be in like 4th peroid and she would come in 45 minutes late...
my 6th grade science teacher would hold us late 20 minutes from our next class
my last gym teacher made us do the pacer test (ask me if u dont kno wat that is)every tuesday and run the mile in under 10 minutes every wensday and thursday..and i had 3 freakin end o the year exams in that class!
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chibiprincess · Still very bored Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 388

oh and to make it worse member how i said my teachers are ALWAYS flirting? its really funny cuz i have 2 gay teachers and everytime they see eachotehr they flirt...
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Remko · Very bored Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 142

[quote="Paru (Paru)"] My history teacher was really weird. She would get everyone's names mixed up ALL the time. Sometimes she would even make up her own names for us. For example, she would always call Danielle, Heather, and always call me Joseph.
Also sometimes she would try to erase the projecter with a chalkboard eraser and vise-versa.
But she was really nice, and she let us get way with anything, so I liked her. She's leaving the school next year though. Sad

Then the drama teacher...now she was a scary one. She would take stuff from us for the most ridiculous reasons, and never give it back. Like she took my friend's bandana because it was quote "distracting." She also took about twenty of my pencils because I was "sharpening them too often." That swear you that woman could think up a reason to take your underwear if she wanted them.

I bet she was selling that stuff on the black market..... [/quote]
oO; Your Drama teacher sounds like a nut job. (No offence...)

Er...besides my PE teacher, my biology teacher was a little *makes the signal for crazy* CUCKOO....he would be talking about one thing for about ten minutes, and then, as if he was bored, he'd just....CHANGE the subject. EX:

"And there are twenty-three cromesomes in each cell, which means that-Big A is the domenent gene while little a is the ressessive, so Aa would be what?"

Needless to say, it was REALLY hard learning anything with him around...it was rumor he had MPD, but I don't think even OUR principal would have hired someone with MPD-unless she didn't know, which is a GREAT possiblilty.

Ah, yes, my PRINCIPAL.
She really is a poor dear. She's kind of old and really, really....slow. I believe that before it turned grey, she had blonde covering that head. XP (j/k. I'm a blonde too, folks-underneath the red dye. Wink

) She's ditzy and quiet and in NO shape to be a principal, really....Here, another example would be good...

*LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. FOOD FIGHT IS STARTED IN 'A LUNCH'*

Kid: *throws patatoes at me*
Me: *screams 'f**k' at the top of my lungs and tries to shake it out of my hair*
Charlie: *laughs and throws greenbeans*
Mrs. Singleton: erm....children? You...er...you're making a mess....
Some Kid: *throws food in her general direction*
Mrs. Singleton: *screams and runs away*

another example? Dress code.

Ashley: *wearing skirt*
Skirt: *is about six inches TOO SHORT*
Mrs Singleton: Erm...Ms? That skirt is too short...I'm afraid-
Ashley: I KNOW it's too short and so does my MOTHER. She's not gonna care.
Mrs. Singleton: You need to go home and change-
Ashley: I'm not MISSING drama because you don't like how I dress!
Me: (from behind Ashley) You're gonna skip it anyway. Why not do something more productive than smoking?
*Ashley punches me in that way that preps think is hard but it actually feels like a little kid trying to crack your back or something*
Me:....
*Ashley punches me again*
Me:....ow.
Ashley: *laughs and leaves*
Me: *watches Mrs. Singleton run to the bathroom to cry*...*sighs and leaves*

Yeah, I'm thought to be a teacher's pet, but my parents always told me to stand up for the little guy-in this case, the principal of our school....*sigh*