Worst Movies Ever!

n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

[quote]oh just grow up......baka[/quote]
What's baka? It reminds me of when a chicken goes "bawk, bawk!" Sigh... must be Japanese than <_<

But a really stoopid movie, Pootie Tang. 'Nuff said.

[quote]I think everyone can agree with me that the al time worst movie ever to put painfully on the big screen was with out a doubt GIGLI!!!![/quote]
Oh come on, Gigli wasn't THAT bad. It was just stupid and annoying... There are WAY worse movies made that were worse than Gigli.

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

Has anyone mentioned [b]Fear Dot Com[/b] yet? That movie was the biggest pile of sh*t. The acting is terrible, the plot just didn't make any sense, and did I mentioned the acting yet.. cuz it was f*cking HORRIBLE.

So you go to a website and a week later you die after your eyes bleed and you see a bunch of sh*t that scares you.. like bugs........or bouncing balls? This website is apparently run by a dead woman who was killed while a bunch of people watched her murder online. So she has this killer website now.. until some know it all, ugly female doctor and short cop investigate to find out who is behind this site. At the same time the nut who killed the evil webmistress is still alive and in the middle of killing another chick to broadcast over the internet. Gee what is gonna happen.

Ghey. The whole movie was so damn hard to sit through.. just to get to an ending that made my eyes hurt from rolling them back so much. Worst special effects ever.. and worst last minute wrap up of a story line... next to Poltergeist III.. however Poltergeist III had an exuse as the main actor in the movie went and died before the film was finished so it had to be rewritten.... Fear Dot Com had no exuse for the crap ending. Made me wanna puke it was so f*cking sh*tty. If ya wanna watch a movie about media killing people, watch the Ring.

Another bad movie is [b]Scary Movie 3[/b]. The first one wasn't bad. The second one was kinda iffy. The third one is just straight up stinkin garbage. They try so hard to pull together the happenings of three different movies and it just don't work. I've seen some parodies of 8 mile before and this was the worst. This movie did not make me laugh once... not once. The only time I smiled.. and it was very brief was when the movie ended.I was happy to turn it off and go to bed. What a waste of time that movie was.
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ragingflea002 · Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:45 am Post subject:

Thir13en Ghosts.

If it wasn't for the topless dead chick, I would have left.
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LadyoftheDeadlyDance · Forum Stalker Joined: 13 May 2004 Posts: 1144

God and Generals sucked ass...luckily my friends and I got extra-credit in school for seeing it...but damn...that movie just SUCKED!

nekojess · Very bored Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 143

The worst movie I've ever seen?...
A.I.- the most stupid and uh, stupid, and virtually pointless movie I've ever seen.

Maroon005 · Newb Joined: 25 Apr 2004 Posts: 16

OOOOO i have a whole list of it:
Scary movie 3(im sure u all would agree)
Crossroads(BLAH!!!!!!!!!!)
Blade 2(ruined the 2st one)
MIB 2(GARBAGE)
The hot chick
The Neverending story 1,2,3(EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
The mummy returns( and i loved the 1st one..)
Johnny English(pointless <_< )
Shanghi Knights(BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
i cant think of any other...but there are more..MUCH MUCH more. Grr!

Paru · Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:10 pm Post subject:

[quote="Maroon005 (Lisa Bond)"] The Neverending story 1,2,3(EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
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You dare insult the Neverending Story! You must PAY!! That'll be 76 cents. Grr!

*cough*
Jason X, that movie made me lose my faith in Jason for a while.
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ChrisFox · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 637

The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course is most certainly the absolute worst movie ever.
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ragingflea002 · Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:36 am Post subject:

All the Pokemon movies. There is no God, those movies are proof.
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InUyAsHaSgIrL4eVeR · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 56

High noon: I was forced to watch this boring black and white movie with extremely crappy music Grr!

Not to degrade black and white but this one just had not defined plot and a very confusing storyline.

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

Perhaps the story line was confusing for you because you are stupid. Bad music... bad music?????

Do not forsake me, oh, my darlin',
On this, our wedding day.
Do not forsake me, oh, my darlin',
Wait; wait alone.
I do not know what fate awaits me.
I only know I must be brave.
For I must face a man who hates me,
Or lie a coward, a craven coward;
Or lie a coward in my grave.

Oh, to be torn 'twixt love an' duty.
S'posin' I lose my fair-haired beauty.
Look at that big hand move along,
Nearing high noon.

He made a vow while in state prison:
Vowed it would be my life for his an',
I'm not afraid of death but, oh, what shall I do,
If you leave me?

Do not forsake me, oh, my darlin':
You made that promise as a bride.
Do not forsake me, oh, my darlin'.
Although you're grievin', don't think of leavin',
Now that I need you by my side.

Wait along, (Wait along.)
Wait along.
Wait along. (Wait along, wait along, wait along, wait along.)

ERG.

I suppose you are gonna tell me next that Once Upon a Time in the West is confusing and has bad music.
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ragingflea002 · Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:46 am Post subject:

High Noon is classic. If people think that the soundtrack is all there is in a movie and if it's not in color, it's crappy, what the Hell? That's how all movies started out as.

I hated the final Jurassic Park film, Jurassic Park III. I liked the first 2 a lot because they were based off of the books, loosely, however, but who cares? They had a plot, at least. That kid in the 3rd one should've been killed for entertainment, or at least his father.

It should've stayed at The Lost World:Jurassic Park. Oh well........

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Remko · Very bored Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 142

Bad movies, huh? You've all named a lot of em...some of you even named some I like, such as Never Ending Story and Moulin Rouge, but I won't get too much into that...
My vote goes to:

Dark Harvest: Yeah, my dad and I see these horror movies that we know'll be bad and make fun of them. This one was one of those. It was actually sad. There was a girl with the worst Brittish accent ever (even counting purpousfully bad ones like in Monty Python) and we were sitting there, waiting for her to die so that she could stop talking, but she was the LAST one to go, go figure. Then there was her boyfriend, they overly-sterotyped black guy who thinks he's a badass when he's really just annoying.

Cabin Fever: A waste of 2.50 if I EVER saw one. It was disgusting and nobody lived...a bunch of stupid kids running around and thinking they're doing something right when really you gotta just get the f**k out of there the minute you see what's going on...merg...

Deep Blue Sea: Basically saying, "We gave them more brainpower...now look! They're smarter! OH NO! I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!! AAAAAH!!!" It was really hilarious. (Another one of those expected-to-be-comedic movies that my dad and I rented...) Sharks would be able to open and close doors with their fins, but a muscle-bound 'hearthrob' can't seem to open it again. I KNOW! YOU NEED CARTILIGE!!! USE YOUR NOSE!! USE YOUR NOSE!!! Rolling eyes

I mean PLEASE.

Spirited Away: All my friends loved it. I was SO lost it wasn't even funny. I was staring at the screen about thirty minutes after it had turned blue, so confused that my head was pounding. Pure idiocy. I guess I'm not usually much for anime....

Bringing Down The House: Why did I see this movie? I knew it looked stupid. I didn't want to see it. But I saw it. -.-; What a mistake. Sterotyical to the very hair on each characters head. White old dude: Knows nothing. Tries to fit in. Acts like an idiot. Thinks he's cool. Black Chick: Knows everything. Total badass. Helps out the white dude. Is Jesus incarnate. ....give me a f*cking break. I wasted a full price ticket for that piece of absolute trash, too.

Carnisaur: I can sum this up in the absolute funniest quote of all time.
Hippie: Hello green brother!
Dinosaur: *munch*

Yeah, there are millions more, but my tired little fingers can only type so much into one post.

BloodySunAngel · Rookie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 32

o.o worst movies I can think of at this moment:

[b] Cabin Fever [/b] sucked hardcore ass. The stupidest movie ever, there wasn't a good plot ( to me ) a bunch of idiotic teenagers go out and get drunk, swearing to lil' kids ( I can remember that part in the beginning... I think.... ) and getting killed by a sickness where you see guys in rabbit costumes... or something....

[b] The Ring [/b] Oh, Lord don't even get me started on that movie. Plot sucked, entire movie sucked, it wasn't even NEAR horror, more of a comedy than horror!

[b]Fast And The Furious ( And Too Fast Too Furious ) [/b] I don't like car movies, the only car movie I like is Gone In Sixity Seconds.... plus I dispise Paul Walker.

[b]Dawn Of The Dead [/b] One word: AWFUL. It wasn't gross, it wasn't horror. I was bored through the entire movie. I wanted to see Scooby Doo 2, but I didn't get to until the next day. ^^ Scooby much better. Dawn of The Dead is another 'wants-to-but-can't-make-you-puke' movies. Much like Cabin Fever...

[b]And finally, The Texas Chainsaw Massicre (~ NOT SPELT RIGHT~)[/b] After you see it about 6 times it begins to suck even more than the first time, giving it actually did happen, it was more interesting. Through the movie everyone was flinching, like the part where that idiot accidentally pulls his fingernails off ( dumb idea ) Or the salt-to-the-leg part. Pretty dumb, as well.

Bottom line, I'm not scared by many movies. The only movie that truly scared me so much I really did NOT wanna watch it alone, and that was Thir13en Ghosts, and only because I am afraid of ghosts. A lot.

Jailcrow_of_Mandos · Still very bored Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 313

[b]Crocodile Hunter:[/b] I don't even know if anything needs to be said. If you've sene this movie- you know hwo bad it is. At least it was for a good cause. Didn't the money amde form it go to leukemia research or soemthing?

[b]The Ring:[/b] The complete glorification of evil, combined with the worst acting I've ever seen. Plus, it wasn't even scary...at all. If you want a scary movie, rent/buy The Mutiny (Horatio Hornblower) - scariest movie I've ever seen. The Ring tried to be a mystery movie, but by the end, the mystery wasn't necessary because no manner of research could stop the stupid rotting girl from killing the husband. So the greedy mother makes more tapes to save herself and her bratty kid, whilst killing thousands more.

[b]House of Sand and Fog:[/b] In this movie....everyone dies because a girl didn't check her mail.

[b]King Arthur:[/b] Bad acting, bad writing...no plot...Arthur looks like Tim Allen, and he can't sword fight either. Saxon is a hick. Only good actor dies.

[b]Matrix 2:[/b] no stable plot...too long...annoying dance/sex scene...saw Morpheus without his shirt on...battle scenes that were so long they got boring...bad acting..the list goe son and on and on- another important one, though- tries to be all mysterious and virtuous while sucking horribly...

[b]Pirates of the Caribbean:[/b] Bad acting, not historically accurate- go watch Master and Commander and Horatio Hornblower Wink

Way better

Jailcrow_of_Mandos · Still very bored Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 313

By the way, I agree with all of BloodySunAngel's too- just thought people should know about Potc Wink

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

[b]Pirates of the Carabian[/b] doesn't have to be historically accurate. It's a f*ckn disney movie. Do you think that pirates having a curse on them that makes them be all dead is historically accurate? I agree that the movie was nothing special though. I wouldn't throw it into the worst movies category though. The acting was sh*tty. Then again nobody really had the chance to blow away the audience with their acting considering their characters were so poorly developed. The only one who did a good job was Johnny Depp. And no i'm not a fan of his.

[b]The Ring[/b] also shouldn't be placed in the worst movies list. It wasn't amazing, but it wasn't horrible either.
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TheDawnOfDarkness · Member Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 77

[quote="BloodySunAngel (Kate Salmon)"] [b]And finally, The Texas Chainsaw Massicre (~ NOT SPELT RIGHT~)[/b] After you see it about 6 times it begins to suck even more than the first time, giving it actually did happen, it was more interesting. Through the movie everyone was flinching, like the part where that idiot accidentally pulls his fingernails off ( dumb idea ) Or the salt-to-the-leg part. Pretty dumb, as well.

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The texas chainsaw massacre was based on a true story but there was no chainsaw involved in anyway. The dude it was based on was Ed Gein (I think thats how you spell it) he lived in Wisconsin( one of the things that make me proud to live in wisconsin Smile

) and he kinapped old ladies I think and he skinned them and then he wore the skins. I guess he was some sort of crossdresser type person. He also made lampshades and funiture and other things and he also made food from them in other words he was a cannibal. Ed Gein inspired many other movies/books like silence of the lambs, I cant think of any others right now Uneasy

. Also I didnt think the new texas chainsaw movie was all that bad. The original one was a bad movie. Actually I laughed during most of the original because it was so poorly made that it was kinda funny.

Any ways I think the worst movies are nearly all the movies made by or on the Sci Fi channel.

n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

[b]The Ring[/b]
I have to agree with Carter on this one. It didn't suck, it didn't rock. But being placed on the worst movies list? No. Aparently people say plots suck or were unstable because generally they're too young to understand it. You can't say the acting is bad in a horror movie, because quite frankly when is the acting good anyway? Just a heads up, The Ring wasn't all just supposed to be about acting, it was the way the director directed it that was supposed to shine. I'm suprised none of you care about whether or not it's directed well or not, you all just have the same excuse I guess. Oh, for the record they're coming out with The Ring 2. Don't believe me? Check out their site.

[b]Pirates of the Carribean[/b]
Just plain, straight out, not a bad movie. It's good. It's not supposed to be historically accurate, because as Carter says, "it's a f**kn disney movie." Which it is. It doesn't try to be a historical movie either, it's not like Master and Commander nor does it try to be. As for acting, well Johnny Depp was right on, and quite frankly there needs to be more actors like him. The acting wasn't particularly bad, but nothing to make you gag.

[b]Matrix Reloaded[/b]
I'll say this again, and again. You'll continue to hear me say this again, and again until you get sick of it. The plot is just too complicated for your puny brain to comprehend. Go to school, get an imagination and use your brain durring movies like this. The plot was fine, sure it's confusing to some, but that's the point. To make you think about it. So take your head out of the popcorn bag and try to use your brain to figure out what's happening. I have to agree that the dance/sex scene wasn't my favorite part of the movie, they could have put that in the deleted that or something; put it into the deleted scenes for the DVD. As for bad acting, well it's hard to act all "happy and gitty" while the characters, as the directors tried to portray them as, are serious all the time. How are you supposed to act all goofy and silly when there's millions upon millions of robot crap coming to kill you and your existance. Meh, they tried... The fight scenes were right on, or would you rather them show more of Morpheus without his shirt instead? Didn't think so. So in the end, the plot is just too complicated for you young people to understand.

[b]Pootie Tang[/b]
You'll continue to hear me say this until it's engraved in your mind. Pooty Tang is one of the worst movies ever concieved by humans. It's horrible. Go watch it, rent it, when you return the movie beat the video rental person senseless with the tape/dvd. It's that bad.

ragingflea002 · Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:24 pm Post subject:

I understood the last 2 Matrix movies just fine, and I even got the Philosophical explanation from the book "The Matrix and Philosophy", and after reading that book, and looking over the final 2 films, I'm pretty damn sure that the acting was flat out bad. The plots didn't answer any questions(philosophically, even), and the ending for the entire trilogy was disappointing.

Even in war, people crack jokes. Like this one, for instance:

"Hah, that'll teach the commie fuckin' bitch to mess with the U.S!!!"

I mean, live a little before you die, man.

Pirates of the Carribean was a Disney movie, but it was a PG-13 Disney movie. Disney wised up, and the acting ruled. f**k accuracy, it had the action I wanted.

The Ring was enough to scare people in the beginning, but, yes, after watching it 8 times, it does get repetitive. I wonder why..... The sequel, coming out in 2005, should be good. The final sequel hasn't been filmed yet. Yes, the Ring is part of a trilogy by Koji Suzuki.

Thir13en Ghosts was terrible. It just..........sucked. Not scary, and the original was better than the remake. Seeing how the original was made in the 60s, a digitally superior with more blood and gore would seem better, wouldn't it?

Holy s**t, you'd be wrong.

28 Days Later was terrible too. It was a fuckin happy movie. So damn happy, and you rarely get to see one scary point in the film. You think it's scary being alone by yourself in broad daylight? I should hope not. I'd love to be alone in broad daylight. Free food, and stuff, if you know what I mean.
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