What's the Scariest Thing That's Ever Happened To You?

GoldDragonPrincess

This happened twice in my life;

I RAN INTO A SNAKE IN THE STREET!!!! *0*

Aaaanddd...

It was my mom's 44th birthday, and I went to the store, minding my own business, when this guy tried to KIDNAP ME!!! XC

What about you? Smile

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Battou · Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:40 am Post subject:

Too many things have happened to me to worry about choosing the worst or scariest....

I was once sitting in the bed of a pickup truck with two complete sets of tiers after getting a set of rims swapped when we got into a head on collision.

I've been shot at on one occasion.

I've been hit by a car on several occasions

I got jumped by multiple assailants on my way to work a couple of times.

My fiancée's mother called the police and tried having me arrested for stalking once.

Talking to my fiancée's mother

...I have to go to dinner tonight with my fiancée's mother...shit
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SolarisAugmentium · Forum Stalker Joined: 25 Jun 2009 Posts: 1155

^the funniest thing I've ever heard. you really are a comedic genius
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Aren · Has No Life Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 427

^trying to decipher that guys posts

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^ Is amazed at how much he sucks mod cock
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Brianhjh · Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:04 pm Post subject:

6.02*10^23
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Brianhjh · Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:05 pm Post subject:

[quote="SolarisAugmentium"]^the funniest thing I've ever heard. you really are a comedic genius[/quote]

It's a true story, he lives in a place that lets this sort of stuff to happen.

Also, 2.99 *10^8
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SolarisAugmentium · Forum Stalker Joined: 25 Jun 2009 Posts: 1155

[quote="Brianhjh"][quote="SolarisAugmentium"]^the funniest thing I've ever heard. you really are a comedic genius[/quote]

It's a true story, he lives in a place that lets this sort of stuff to happen.

Also, 2.99 *10^8[/quote]I'm sure.., then again I see this kinda shit where i live.
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SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:32 am Post subject:

Shush you two and quit nagging at each other like an old married couple.

Dang Battou they got some massive road rage where you live if ya got hit over 7 times O_o I nearly got hit yesterday though cause some fucktard blonde was on her cell phone while driving GET THE JUPITER JACK DUMB ARSE!

Hmmm scariest thing to happen to me? -ponders-

I would have to say when my mom had her first heart attack, I came in to check on her and thats when she was beginning to have it and yelled to my sisters lazy arse bf to get off his ass and call 911 since I had to keep my mom calm.

Oh and when my mom fractured her ankle months ago, that was both nasty and scary at the same time.

I cant think of any other incidents at the time since its wayyy too early for me but they will come to me xP

But other than that nothing much phases me in real life cause ive seen pretty much everything. -shrug-
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Brianhjh · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:37 am Post subject:

[quote="SweetxinsanityxSarah"]Shush you two and quit nagging at each other like an old married couple.

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Are you serious? Where do you see the nagging? Battou's post seriously looks like a joke, I told him it's not. I've heard about his fiancee's mom and she is batshit insane. Also, I live close to... the type of community he lives in and this sort of shit is common.

The folks over here all have H1N1 now, and we didn't even send them blankets this time.

Stop telling me what to do, I know perfectly what I am doing. You are the cause of conflict in all of the threads you go off about people not following the rules.
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SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:10 am Post subject:

There is something called 'tuning people out' and Strata would agree Brian so quit screaming at Solaris and he will leave you alone. And excuse me? Did I step into this thread first to cause you two to mysteriously fight? Childish fail, knock it off and go scream at someone else.

Also I believe Battou, I have crazy relatives myself so im not saying his post is funny. Cant anyone have a sense of humor around you?

Swallow your pride, quit trying to argue with someone who is just going to drag you down into the gutter, and walk away. (I meant Solaris by that gutter statement) STOP TALKING TO HIM Jesus.
Im not in the mood to friggin argue so dont try and biatch at me cause it will look to others like YOU are picking a fight cause Solaris isent on. Im defending no one by the way, im just tired of you two spamming the forums with your flame wars and I think others would agree.

TAKE IT TO PM IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT SOO BAD! (And if you post that retarded tl;dr shitt then you FAIL)
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SolarisAugmentium · Forum Stalker Joined: 25 Jun 2009 Posts: 1155

[quote="SweetxinsanityxSarah"] Rolling Eyes

There is something called 'tuning people out' and Strata would agree Brian so quit screaming at Solaris and he will leave you alone. And excuse me? Did I step into this thread first to cause you two to mysteriously fight? Childish fail, knock it off and go scream at someone else.

Also I believe Battou, I have crazy relatives myself so im not saying his post is funny. Cant anyone have a sense of humor around you?

Swallow your pride, quit trying to argue with someone who is just going to drag you down into the gutter, and walk away. (I meant Solaris by that gutter statement) STOP TALKING TO HIM Jesus.
Im not in the mood to friggin argue so dont try and biatch at me cause it will look to others like YOU are picking a fight cause Solaris isent on. Im defending no one by the way, im just tired of you two spamming the forums with your flame wars and I think others would agree.

TAKE IT TO PM IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT SOO BAD! (And if you post that retarded tl;dr shitt then you FAIL)[/quote]someone unleashed the fucking fury (sorta)
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SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:35 am Post subject:

No its called telling someone to SHUSH. Really im tired of walking on pins and needles around this guy. Flipping out at the smallest things like about episodes of Naruto.
[b]Btw, further attempts to bitach at me Brian will result in getting tuned out, I LISTEN TO STRATA'S ADVICE unlike you. If you want your posts to be worthwhile quit preaching to others that wont listen to you. (I doubt Solaris gives a flying fook what you say anyway cause I dont.). I aint getting dragged into your petty lil spat between you and Solaris, im just going to sit back and watch you two continue to rip each other apart until you are both suspended for not listening to the admins.[/b] Good day children.

Golddragonprincess, I apologize on behalf of these two, they dont know what a PM is.

Btw, dont like spiders, reason I said this is because one just crawled up my leg, ew ~_~ -smashed it to hell with old cd case- One of those big ass trantulas leapt out at me at this one zoo smashing its face against the glass when I looked super close at the display case. It was hidden in the log and the plaque telling what was in the case was hidden. Nearly knocked two people over behind me.
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Wait, Battou, I thought her mother liked you?

D'aaaaaaaaaaw tarantulas. <3
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SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:19 am Post subject:

-shudder- those things are freaky, I like watching them on TV but if one came crawling towards me I would probly slam my scanner down on it til it was a fine paste. I especially like the Tarantula in the first home alone kukuku xD now THAT was no fake scream.
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They can't kill you, you heartless monster. >:(
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Battou · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:06 am Post subject:

The most resent jump wile walking to work was in March. The little bastards blind sided me two on one. Stupid noobies didn't even get my wallet, despite demanding it, they did almost get my brief case but I wasn't having that, it had my camera in it. Even then I have to replace the brief case and a Canon 50mm 1.4 now because they are both fucked up because of that.

[quote="SweetxinsanityxSarah"]Dang Battou they got some massive road rage where you live if ya got hit over 7 times [/quote] I didn't say seven, I said several, considerable difference there.

One of those inncodents can be considered road rage I guess. Prolly one of my favorites. I was homeless living in an abandoned office trailer at the time when I asked a kid who lived up the street to give me a ride into town. We got arguing over something trivial, I can't for the life of me remember what it was about but I told him to stop the car and that I was getting the fuck out. Well I got out, he then pulls a head about twenty feet and stops, after a couple seconds throws it in reverse and punches it and backs up about fifty feet and stops puts it in gear and comes at me and hits me pretty desent. I bounced off the windshied and then the side mirror onto the ground, he then stops throws it in reverse again and makes another pass and missed then took off.

Now what it is about this one that makes it so memorable....You know where that very car sits now?

It's rotting in my yard. Here is a picture of it after a tree fell on it when remnants of Ike ripped threw here last year.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/battousaiofnphiles/Photos/100_3961.jpg

The rest are accidents or my own stupidity...like the time I ran out into the road between a garbage truck and a parked car only to get blasted, god that one sucked.

[quote="London"]Wait, Battou, I thought her mother liked you?

D'aaaaaaaaaaw tarantulas. <3[/quote]

It's one of those "depending on the day" things. The started to go down hill when I literally scared her mother half to death. She sat there and was trying to manipulate the relationship between my fiancée and I. At one point during a discussion we where having about her behaivor she threatened to have me arrested and I walked out the door and slammed behind me it at about nine o'clock in the morning. Yesterday was the first time I have been permitted back in the house for a family get together ever since and it almost did not happen.
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SweetxinsanityxSarah · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:21 am Post subject:

[quote="Battou"]
One of those inncodents can be considered road rage I guess. Prolly one of my favorites. I was homeless living in an abandoned office trailer at the time when I asked a kid who lived up the street to give me a ride into town. We got arguing over something trivial, I can't for the life of me remember what it was about but I told him to stop the car and that I was getting the $&#* out. Well I got out, he then pulls a head about twenty feet and stops, after a couple seconds throws it in reverse and punches it and backs up about fifty feet and stops puts it in gear and comes at me and hits me pretty desent. I bounced off the windshied and then the side mirror onto the ground, he then stops throws it in reverse again and makes another pass and missed then took off.

Now what it is about this one that makes it so memorable....You know where that very car sits now?

It's rotting in my yard. Here is a picture of it after a tree fell on it when remnants of Ike ripped threw here last year.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/battousaiofnphiles/Photos/100_3961.jpg
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Ahh poetic justice, I think xD
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Brianhjh · Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:15 am Post subject:

[quote="SweetxinsanityxSarah"]I LISTEN TO STRATA'S ADVICE unlike you.[/quote]

No you didn't. Strata specifically told you not to go on about people getting off-topic, because the natural flow of discussion always comes back to the topic again. If you see what you call "flame war", then leave it be and don't participate. The funny thing is, this thread wasn't even getting off topic when you butt in. I wasn't even arguing, I was merely stating what looked like a joke to Solaris, wasn't. (I wasn't saying that [b]you[/b] thought it was a joke) Stop thinking that everyone is talking to you, they aren't.

You don't listen or read anything properly. In every single thread where you mention "don't get off topic" or "stop bickering", YOU become the problem that derails the topic completely.
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