Your Dream Suicide

Beatlechick90 · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:04 am Post subject:

I think I would slash my wrists (it's a classic) but I would put a new twist on it: encase myself in a glass structure for all to see. The blood would fil up the tank, and you would never be able to open it, so you would have to display my bloodened corpse.

Also, I would leave a note telling my fdamily how this is all their fault and they screwed up my life. ^_^

Not that I've uh, thought about this or anything. Wink

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Rikuma · Member Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 59

[quote="Hawk4444 (hawk)"] i'd rather someone else kill me or do a group cult thing. :woot:

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Like Dally from the Outsiders did when he pointed that empty gun at the cops so they'd shoot him?

Hawk4444 · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:17 pm Post subject:

yeah kinda sorta

i've decided to make it splendid by doing it in a parade full of kids :woot:

a jihad on all the kiddie parade's.

trama will ensue and mentally scaring the chillin will make it all worth while. :o

:mellow:
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KeheiZero · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:10 am Post subject:

[quote="Beatlechick90 (Mairi)"] I think I would slash my wrists (it's a classic) but I would put a new twist on it: encase myself in a glass structure for all to see. The blood would fil up the tank, and you would never be able to open it, so you would have to display my bloodened corpse.

Also, I would leave a note telling my fdamily how this is all their fault and they screwed up my life. ^_^

Not that I've uh, thought about this or anything. Wink

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A hot bath with a glass case over it would be more effective and would leave the same visual effect.
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The_Stef · Forum Scalleywag Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 961

I'd like to impail myself on the mast of that rusty ship that I drive by every time I go to my dad's house.... right near the highway. For everyone to see!

But I like that one that someone who I can't remember who it was said. Razor wire around the neck, hands glued to head, jump off a building, head would come clean off and it would have the appearance of you having ripped off your own head.

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

I think I would like to lead the cops on a high-speed car chase over three states. Then, when I'm finally trapped and surrounded, with cops point guns at me from all directions, I'd reach into my coat and pull out my hand real fast, aiming my fingers at them like a gun. They'd gun me down because they'd think I had a weapon, and when they find out I was unarmed the joke would be on them and they'd get all fucked by the media for excessive force. Maybe I'd even scar a few of the weaker ones with the idea that they killed an innocent man.
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rosecrow13 · Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject:

That I would pay to see! You should do it with a white bronco, they would think that it was related to O.J. Simpson, a whole new twist on mistaken death.
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August · Still very bored Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 341

Uh, yeah, I'd definately have to go with Brad's sex suicide.

unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

i want to think about this a little more this time

but whatever it is, i'd try to take as many people with me >: )

if i could... all of you ;)

edit: Aw man, you all better hope there will never be a FAC convention Smile

getting all you together in one room, mmmm
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:20 am Post subject:

lol I read through your post and thought "A FAC convention would make it easy..." but you said it...

You could do a sort of awesomely cool-fun murder killer weekend thing where you pick people off slowly.

Gotta start with the nobodies so they won't be missed... work your way up through the ranks... How many kids you destroy determines your place in hell... sounds like a fun computer game...

too... many dots... feel sick...

Man, a cool way and gory way would be to just line the floors of the place with napalm and blow the place to s**t...

I guess you could spike the drinks, too... or just specific drinks of any of those who've crossed you in the past...

You could give a few people sleeping potions, drug them and raaaape teh poop from teh buttz.. ?

I can think of a few things I read in poor Jamie Bulger's murder case a while ago I'd like to do to some people here... Batteries n s**t...

KeheiZero · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject:

[quote="PhunkYMunkY (Gray Roberts)"] lol I read through your post and thought "A FAC convention would make it easy..." but you said it...

You could do a sort of awesomely cool-fun murder killer weekend thing where you pick people off slowly.

Gotta start with the nobodies so they won't be missed... work your way up through the ranks... How many kids you destroy determines your place in hell... sounds like a fun computer game...

too... many dots... feel sick...

Man, a cool way and gory way would be to just line the floors of the place with napalm and blow the place to s**t...

I guess you could spike the drinks, too... or just specific drinks of any of those who've crossed you in the past...

You could give a few people sleeping potions, drug them and raaaape teh poop from teh buttz.. ?

I can think of a few things I read in poor Jamie Bulger's murder case a while ago I'd like to do to some people here... Batteries n s**t... [/quote]
Jamie Bulger...why does that name ring a bell? . . . .

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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject:

the kid got murdered by somew otrher kids but befor ethey kille dhim they tortured the boy and made him shove batteroies up his arse n s**t

Vez · Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:44 am Post subject:

Batteries up his arse? Hmmmm...how did they kill him? Surprised

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Didsy · Very bored Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 193 Location: Limbo

this has to be the best thing ever

Didsy's best suicide would be first to get in a airoplane, slowly dig my leg off with a spoon and eat it, then jab a knife through my spinal cord, slowly have my lips eating by Pac-man, have 3 bullets through my left shoulder, drink Strong acid, gouge my eyes out with the spoon and finally jump out of the plane on fire over the grand canyon and get squered on a fery blunt rock
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Razeal · Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:29 am Post subject:

My suicide would be easy.

Med's+Alcohol

lots and lots

: D

Haha, I could do that right now....

brb
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KeheiZero · Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:56 am Post subject:

You don't have the guts.
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amerowolf · Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:56 am Post subject:

I probably wouldn't have the guts for most of the Suicides out there. Lest something happened to actually make me hate life. If I had to pick, I have a plan all worked out.

Take all the saving out of my bank, go to the nearest inner city corner, but every drug that man has to offer me, go down the street to the liqour store, buy my favorite booze, go home and have a party by myself.

No garentee that I would actually die, but it sure would be fun.

Razeal · Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject:

[quote="KeheiZero (Craig)"] You don't have the guts. [/quote]
Grr!

Thanks for having faith in us Craig
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WizardoftheWood · Has No Life Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 446

My suicide:

Getting into a fight with a grizzly bear. Kind of like the end of the movie Legends of a Fall.

erisa_fullysick · Member Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 89

My ultimate suicide would be getting slashed down by Kelsey (anime-junkie) while we were in a deathmatch with swords and clubs(is that how its spelt?) in the Colosseum.
Because I'd be doing what I loved most.
(Killing Kelsey)
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