Things That Sound Perverted In Games But Arent

BladeMaster · Rookie Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 41

:ph34r:

:ph34r: O_O o_O @_@ Oh. My. word. *Dies*

amerowolf · Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:07 am Post subject:

oh come on this is some funny s**t...

TheDawnOfDarkness · Member Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 77

In the legend of zelda, when a redead jumps on you, just looks wrong.

amerowolf · Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:06 pm Post subject:

ya know the dawnofdarkness' vash is fun to watch

TheDawnOfDarkness · Member Joined: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 77

[quote="amerowolf (Emily Heeb)"] ya know the dawnofdarkness' vash is fun to watch [/quote]
Thats why I chose it Very Happy

amerowolf · Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:26 pm Post subject:

in kingdom hearts pooh says pooh sticks, and thier a mini game called pooh swing and while i was playing that in game i said it was fun to watch how far i can flinge pooh.

ya my inner immature child thinks that was hilarious.

chaosmega · Very bored Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 150

I have one from SA2 that might not sound nesty to anyone else.

When Knuckles had just beaten King Boom Boo and Eggman comes up and Sonic says to him " Come and get some, eggman!"

To me that just sounds wrong, but of course, my mind is constantly in the gutter

the_CrEePiE · Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:03 am Post subject:

[quote="chaosmega (Tammy Tucker)"] I have one from SA2 that might not sound nesty to anyone else.

When Knuckles had just beaten King Boom Boo and Eggman comes up and Sonic says to him " Come and get some, eggman!"

To me that just sounds wrong, but of course, my mind is constantly in the gutter [/quote]
no, eggman comes up and says"fools! did you really think you were gonna get out of here alive?"

and THEN sonic says "come and get some, eggman!"

and in that game shadow's all like "MARIA! OH MARIA! MAAAARRRRIIIIAAAAAA!"

and if you were to eavesdrop outside a door, doesn't that just SOUND perverted!??
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Squidman · Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:34 am Post subject:

Heh heh heh... Well, I certainly can't come up with anything to rival THAT.....

I remeber my little bro and I were playing Animal Crossing one night really late, and I went into Aziz's house (the blue haired body builder lion dude) right before he was about to close it up for the night..... I walked to the back, and came back to the front, but he was blocking the door and I couldn't leave, so I started talking to him.... He was saying things like "Hey Squids, you've got great eyes", "Check out my awesome muscles", "Don't I have a great body?", "Don't you love how sore you feel after a good long workout" and stuff along those lines... Eventually the pickup lines stopped, and he got really angry (as Animal Crossing characters are prone to do), so I could finally get out. Getting hit on by a gay chibi cartoon lion (my Animal Crossing character is male, by the way) is always fun.....

There's probably more, but I can't think of any right now...

*edit* Redeads? HELL YEAH! Nothing more fun that watching a corpse hump the life out of a ten year old boy.....

Speaking of which.....

http://home.graffiti.net/Squidman:graffiti...llyvszombie.jpg

I hooked my GC up to iMovie and taped myself playing, then went through it screen by screen..... Billy Coen having his face eaten by a zombie looks significantly different in slow motion...... Note: that's only funny if your monitor brightness/contrast is high enough to make out the detail.... RE is too dark.

Remember, kids:
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