Gondor Has No Spam. Gondor Needs No Spam...

[Stratadrake]

Cool, more LOTR spam:

Gimli: "Nobody spams a dwarf!"

Orc General: "And what of the wizard?"
Witch-King: "I will spam him...."

Gandalf: "Sauron will suspect a trap. He will not take the spam."

Mouth of Sauron (ROTK Extended): "Who would have thought that a creature so small would endure so much spam?"

Frodo: "...the spam is Mine!"
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[KFelidae]

"I am vengence. I am the night. [i]I am SPAM![/i]" -Batman, [i]Batman[/i] (animated?)

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam." -[i]Gone with the Wind[/i]

"Spam. It had to be spam. I HATE spam!" -Indiana, [i]Indiana Jones[/i]

"He is Mani. And he is my spam." -[i]Brotherhood of the Wolf[/i]


-KF

[Pyrodragon125]

Lmao I gotta say this is an amazingly funny idea.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
(not sure if this'll be right, I'm too busy laughing from the other ones...)
"You can't become spam just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Family Guy:
Stewie: "BLAST YOU VILE SPAM!"

Chris:(holding twinkie)"Hahaha, I'm gonna turn you into spam!"

Peter:"Come on let's get this over with so I can go home and watch the Spam game."
New Yorker:"SPAM SUCKS!"
Peter:"(GASP) BLASPHAMY!! *splashes holy water on new yorker and watches him scream in burning pain*"
(flash to scientist holding bottle)
Scientist: "Hmm, holy water? Where's that spam I ordered?"

Peter:*drinks wine* "WOAH! Is that really the spam of Christ?"
Pastor:"Yes"
Peter:"Wow, that guy must've been spammed 24 hours a day!"

Peter:"You know what I haven't had in a while? Spam."

Mr.Weed:*picks up (piece) from the Statue of David*"I shall call you, Spam!"

Peter:"And best of all, I got my very own copy of "Spam Saves Santa!""

Meg:"That's it, I'm going upstairs and eating a whole bowl of spam!"
*Peter and Lois stare*
Meg:"I'm ALLERGIC to spam!!"
*Peter and Lois continue to stare*
Meg:"You don't spam ANYTHING about me!"*runs up the stairs*
Peter:"Geez what was wrong with that spam?"

Peter:"Oh crap, but I'm all out of spam!"
Volcano Insurance Salesman:"What about that spam?"*points to jar ontop of refridgerator*
Peter:"No way! That's Lois' rainy day spam!"

[DragonicFlames]

More:

Star Wars:

"May the Spam be with you."

&

" May the force be with Spam"


LOTR:

"That still only counts as SPAM!"


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[KeheiZero]

"You obviously do not know who you are spamming with."
-Blade 2

"The callsign is spam"
-Apocalypse Now

"Spam it up your spamhole La Fleur"
-Dodgeball

"That woman deserves her spam, and we deserve to die."
-Kill Bill Vol 2
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[Thirteen_Black_Roses]

Spaceballs:

"Merchandising, Merchandising! Spam the T-shirt, Spam the lunch box, Spam the breakfast cereal, Spam the flamethrower! The kids love this one."

*Gasp* "Spam!"
"You heard of me?"
"Who hasn't heard of Spam!"
"Spam the Wise!"
"Spam the All-powerful!"
"Spam the Magnificent!"