A Day Off

[slavetotheWALL]

:ph34r: Ever had a day where you actually do every single chore you were told and even above that then your parents come home ecstatic to see that you even cleaned there room you suddenly hear the words you've been waiting for all summer "Honey since you've done so much you can take the whole tomorrow off. Your ecstatic you pinch yourself several times and you cant wait until the day arrives..............


you get up feeling free of any orders what-so-ever then you go to the kitchen to find that your mom is actually making breakfast she is talking about your day off so you go downstairs get on the computer turn you favorite music on and start sketching in your favorite sketchbook your mom comes downstairs saying "honey I know I gave you the day off but could you please...

1. scrub all the carpets (including steps)
2.mop all floors
3.burn papers


now you start to say to yourself there there now this day cant get any worse so you go out to burn papers when suddenly your shirt catches on fire you sigh (after scraming your head off) you take your shirt then pat the fire out you say to yourself there there this day cant get any worse. then while your using a scrubber type thing on the carpet the hose breaks then there's soap formula running all over the place and all over you so you figure well at least it comes out easier so you spray it all over the carpet you then for some reason have the need to read the floor scrubbing formula box and it say .....

Do not over apply may bleach !!!

so you look back at what once was gray steps turned into white steps you say to yourself there there now this day cant get any worse :wacko:


ever had a day off given by parents that suddenly went crazy