Parental Braintwisters

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

Okay, we all know that sometimes when parents are pissed at us or trying to lecture us, they say things that we may not understand until we are parents ourselves. So what are some braintwisters that you're parents have thrown at you?

Some of the ones I hear often are:

You're sending me to an early grave!
Its broken. Are you happy now?
You'll shoot you're eye out.
Why did the bunny die? It was God's will for it to be so.
You annoy me. Don't look at me now.
Wipe that look off you're face!
Turn that rock crap off! That isn't real music. *Changes the station to Britanny Spears or some other mainstream pop artist station*
Do you think its funny that you're making my blood pressure rise? Huh?!

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Fayore · Moderator Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 6195

"Wait till [i]you[/i] have kids..."
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jhonenfreak · Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:23 am Post subject:

Don't roll your eyes at me!

You better learn to control that attitude, missy! (that's toward my sister, actually)

*sigh* The more we give them, the less the appreciate it.

We give you girls something nice, and then you fight over it.

Go to your room! Where are you going? I told you to clean this up! Don't backtalk to me! You clean this up and then go to your room!
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Talin · Has No Life Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 498

This wasn't confusing, but very funny. She wouldn't let me watch Viva La Bam anymore....
Me: "But I [i]Loved[/i] Viva La Bam."
Mom: "I loved smoking pot."

I'm going to put another crack in your ass very soon..

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

[quote]Go to your room! Where are you going? I told you to clean this up! Don't backtalk to me! You clean this up and then go to your room! [/quote]

I've gotten that one before. Laughing

Never funny at the time but afterwards its pretty damn messed up.

Here's some regarding my dad trying to give my brother The Talk (i.e sex so if you are offended by anything like that then please scroll down to the next post. Thanks.)

Son, do you know what the thing you hold when you pee is?

Lets use this teddy bear to demonstrate...

Now onto ones that I have gotten. Smile

Stop giving me that blank stare. You look like a zombie! Stop trying to smile! You look retarded.

Don't cry or I'll really give you something to cry about.

Stop fighting or I swear I'll turn this car around. *Saying this in the middle of a busy highway, he never turns the car around*

Oh so you won't eat that? Well think of all those starving children in Africa next time you decide to waste food.

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TECM · Member Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 97

Can I have a pet??

answer: no, you're too young and naive, you'll probably kill it

Can I have desert??

answer: no, you didn't eat any of your vegetables

yes i did, but i threw them up

answer: well, they're still not in your stomache

Sad

PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:35 pm Post subject:

Dog eat dog? We get you a dog and then you don't want to know!

Why do you hate me?!

Don't you dare fuckin' use language like that

Just get out of my house.. I'm ready to throw you through that window.

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My mum is a bitch <3

Beatlechick90 · Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:58 pm Post subject:

"Don't speak to me in that tone of voice!"

"You'll understand when you're older."

"It's just puppy love."

"Because I'm your mother, that's why."

"My house, my rules."

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ThaKakarot · Oldbie Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 2246

lmao
thanks for making this thread sixx... gave me a few tee hee's Laughing

<3

[i]Go get a job!!![/i]

[b]I have a job!![/b]

[i]get a damn job with a decent amount of hours!!!![/i]

[b]i have a job with a decent amount of hours!!![/b]

[i]get of the damn computer!![/i]

i mean wtf :huh:

fucker

jhonenfreak · Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:07 pm Post subject:

That reminds me of a lot of what [i]my[/i] parents say, too.

"No. You can't wear that to school. I don't care what other kids' parents let them wear."

"No. I won't let you buy that. I don't care if it's your money."

"You need to start dressing like a girl."

"You look like a middle school kid in those t-shirts. Start dressing more grown-up if you want people to take you seriously."

"You need to wear something more feminine... like this."

"But you look so good in pastel colors!"

"You have enough black clothes already."

For the past three birthdays and Christmases, all I've really gotten were girly clothes that I wouldn't where in a million years while my sister got stuff she actually asked for. Even when I was 4 I never got the toy tractor I wanted for Chrismas, nor the Hot Wheels I wanted for my birthday. I got a play make-up kit instead. Sad

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EN1X · Site Helper Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 764

[quote]"You need to start dressing like a girl."
"You have enough black clothes already."
"You need to wear something more feminine... like this."[/quote]
I get that ALL the time from my mom. :mellow:

I'll be wearing capris and a tshirt and my mom will be like: "Wear some summer clothes for goodness sake!"

Other ones I get from her:

"Why can't you dress like a girl? I always see pretty girls wearing skirts and tanktops, but you never do."

"Stop wearing dark colours. You make yourself look depressed."

"The dog needs some water!"
(^ That's usually when SHE'S right beside the sink and I'm downstairs)

"Cut it out Shaun - er - Trevor - er - Jo-- WHOEVER YOU ARE!"
(She can't remember her own daughter's name? Sad

)

"Take out the hamburger."
"But I thought we were having-"
"DONT INTERRUPT ME!"
"I thought you were finish-"
"I SAID DON'T INTERRUPT ME!"

There's plenty more, too. o.o

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Poor amy. ;-;

ThaKakarot · Oldbie Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 2246

poor EN1X ;_;

DragonicFlames · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:28 am Post subject:

"Why do you wear black clothes? Are you trying to be goth?"

"Wiccans don't believe in JESUS!"

"Sometimes I think you aren't Orthodoxy"

"F-in bitch"

"F- head.."

'Wentch"

"Why do you want to dye your hair? It's perfecty nice the way it is"

"I wish you won't try to be like a boy..."
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