3:30 at a techno club

SilverSun101 · Newb Joined: 10 Jun 2010 Posts: 11

3:30 am. Just gotten back from a techno club. Lost my shirt. Think some girl ran off with it. Not the same girl I was dancing with. I don't think. She had a boyfriend. One of those emo/hipster guys who look like they are 15. Saw them dancing. Decided to dance up on her because I was that drunk. She responded favorably. Abandoned her 15-looking bf for someone who actually looked his age. Theory is hipster girls want men. Settle for boys. My theory is confirmed. She grinds against me. Wants to leave with me but has to ditch her boyfriend first. I tell her I have a gf and thank her for the dance. She is left stunned. Speechless. Notice then my shirt is gone. Girlfriend gave me that shirt. Will tell her truth. Tell her some drunk chick stole my shirt while I was busy breaking a girl's heart. She'll get off on that.

Will be a good night.

Lasher · Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:23 pm Post subject:

i never knew you liked techno clubs? maybe some techno music but clubs, this i did not know. good story, shameless and good. continue with more as they come please. including updates as per gf reaction.

SilverSun101 · Newb Joined: 10 Jun 2010 Posts: 11

holy shit i don't even remember writing this

PS. also: why am i reading this in Rorschach's voice?

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Because, deep down, we all want Rorschach to narrate our lives.
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RazzberryRock · Very bored Joined: 03 Aug 2010 Posts: 225

[quote="unfocused"]Because, deep down, we all want Rorschach to narrate our lives.[/quote]
Not me D: I want Morgan Freeman to do mine.

Lasher · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:17 pm Post subject:

[quote="RazzberryRock"][quote="unfocused"]Because, deep down, we all want Rorschach to narrate our lives.[/quote]
Not me D: I want Morgan Freeman to do mine.[/quote]

HAHAHA! I just had that episode of Family Guy pop in my head where Morgan Freeman narrates in a clip. Rorschach would be awesome though.

Why doesn't it surprise me you don't remember writing that Will? That's not the first time you've drunk posted, most likely won't be the last. lol.

Hawk4444 · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:02 pm Post subject:

nice. i've always wanted to go to a techno club.

i want either robin williams or danny devito to narrate mine.
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Emrys · Forum Stalker Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 1544

Are you kidding? Leonard Nemoy... he just has that voice.
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Xx_True_Dachshund_xX · Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:26 pm Post subject:

Morgan Freeman for me and to make it more interesting I would also say Gilbert Gottfried.

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Buck Boulder could narrate mine.
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:16 pm Post subject:

[quote="Emrys"]Are you kidding? Leonard Nemoy... he just has that voice.[/quote]

so you want someone who has dentury old people sounds while talking?

"i fffffforever shhhhhall be ethernally your fhriend." its funny.

*AT JAMES*

BUCK YEAH!!!
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Emrys · Forum Stalker Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 1544

go back 30 years kid Razz

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SonicnTails · Very bored Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Posts: 251

[quote="RazzberryRock"][quote="unfocused"]Because, deep down, we all want Rorschach to narrate our lives.[/quote]
Not me D: I want Morgan Freeman to do mine.[/quote]
Fuck that, do they guy who says "In a world" in every fucking movie trailer.

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He dieded.
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Xx_True_Dachshund_xX · Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:56 pm Post subject:

I also choose Bill Cosby. And possibly Chris Farley if he was still alive.