So You're At St. Peter's Gate...

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

Okay, so I'm watching America's Funniest Home Videos and I saw the single greatest footage ever. A guy like got his head stuck up an elephant's ass. I mean come on, how like awesome is that? Laughing

And so I thought after seeing that I was all like, "Oh man, what if he like died from that? I mean, thats got to be like the suckiest death ever. Suffocating in an elephant's ass." How do you like explain that at the Pearly Gates?

Point is, what do you think would be the most embarassing deaths. Like the kind where you'd just tell St. Peter "Just send me to Hell. I don't deserve Heaven."

Some starters:

-Suffocating in an elephant's ass
-Drowning in a toilet bowl
-Being the victim of a drive by bullet shot by a white-boy-pansy-ass-poser
-Hung upside down naked in the middle of a town square (death comes when all the blood rushes to your head and you die from that effect) *Credit goes to Fae for this one*
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Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Um...

Dunno.

Die brian die.

Fae · Forum Stalker Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 1045

oh gawd...what a funny thread sixx! so this was what you had up your sleeve! lol...well my answer is already up there but i might think of more. Wink

Son_of_God · Still very bored Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 350

[i]How one 'jerks' off an entire genre of pornography is beyond me. ANYWAY, THO

I'd have to say [cliche reponse to question] while [obvious example] to a balloon.

MORE ON THIS TOPIC LATER[/i]
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PunchenAngel666 · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject:

Um... kay i fixed it, sorta.
died from blood loss, while at launchby heavy menstrual cycle.

chokes to death while being breasted fed.

The most beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life goes walking cross the street in a pair of stunning thin heel pumps. She turns around to give you a glance when her heel gets stuck in a man hole crack or something and she twists her ankle and falls. Unfortunately the cross walk change and the taxi didnt see her and she was run over.(eh too lazy to fix this one.)

dies from lack of blood to brain from a boner.

Head bitten off from a disgustingly cute bunny whenever you tried to feed it.
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Son_of_God · Still very bored Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 350

[i]ok, you didn't do it right. I counted over 14 errors, and that's not even counting the numerous misspelled words; I sansed that to give you an ounch of credit....but DO'OVERS are what the 'edit' button is all about....

and you can do it 6 Trip [can i call u 6 Trip?]; you were on the right track at the start....but slipped on a banana peel towards the end...

But i have faith in you...despite your user name being rival to mine own ^^[/i]
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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

any death where you were found in a state of masterbation.

I think Elvis' death was embarrasing, being found assed-out while taking a s**t.

being found with dirty underwear has got to suck too.

being hit by a car while trying to impress girls by streaking down your block.

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Fae · Forum Stalker Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 1045

I like the dirty underwear one....simple...yet...oh wow, that would be bad. Razz

Brianhjh · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:09 am Post subject:

Has anyone read the Darwin award? I'm a big fan of that book :wub:

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PunchenAngel666 · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:04 am Post subject:

[quote="Son_of_God (GL)"] [i]ok, you didn't do it right. I counted over 14 errors, and that's not even counting the numerous misspelled words; I sansed that to give you an ounch of credit....but DO'OVERS are what the 'edit' button is all about....

and you can do it 6 Trip [can i call u 6 Trip?]; you were on the right track at the start....but slipped on a banana peel towards the end...

But i have faith in you...despite your user name being rival to mine own ^^[/i] [/quote]
yes yes i have horribel grammar, and ive pretty much given up on fixing it because every time i go back i cant tell whats wrong or not. and what do you mean rival? 6+6+6= 18 wich in my religion 18 equals life, li'chiam. heh, n e who.

putting a fork into a light switch in the middel of class and being electricuted to death.

died on the newyork one subway at afternoon traffic.
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:58 am Post subject:

Catching AIDs from a midget while overdosing on blow, snorting it from said midget's ass. Sad

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

Having a brain anyrism durring a sexual climax.

Frostbite on the penis. Said penis falls off among other body parts. Death by freezing follows shortly.

Heart attack durring masturbation.

Any death involving artificial impregnation would be pretty damn embarassing, I imagine.

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Beatlechick90 · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:45 pm Post subject:

Dying during liposuction.

Suffocated by your own hair. (this one goes out to all my fellow hippies out there)

Killed at a peace rally. :lol:

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KeheiZero · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject:

Being run over by a milk-float.

Burning yourself to death trying to light your own fart.

Bleeding to death from a papercut.

Slipping on a banana skin and breaking your neck.

Drowning in the sink.
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