Animal Crackers

goggleboy · Newb Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 13

how come the monkey is the only animal cracker who gets to wear clothes? and in getting this right does he abuse his power over the other animal crackers?

and is it ok for vegitarians to eat animal crackes i mean they are animals so i assume it's wrong cause it's got animal in the name

there a real topic you anti-jimites

ZeroHourLP · Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: -172359

The monkey is the funniest looking one with clothes. So they chose him. "Him" because I'm sexist. The crackers are only in the shape of the animal. Not animal. My vegetarian cousin ate popcorn that looked like dogs and birds. The whole animal kingdom really. No, it isn't wrong for them to eat animal crackers. Best topic here so far, besides mine.
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fallenangel · Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:17 pm Post subject:

No matter which cracker's dominant, they all still get their heads bit off.

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ZeroHourLP · Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: -172359

Yo' mama. Who mentioned "dominant"? Who?! You bitch!!!! I'm going to make a poll on you. I'll prove how many people hate you!!!!
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fallenangel · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:26 pm Post subject:

"and in getting this right does he abuse his power over the other animal crackers?"

Having power over the other animals would make him dominant. I know you get confused when things aren't directly spelled out, so I forgive you.

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ZeroHourLP · Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: -172359

I forgot about his post. It's all about my posts and replies. Forum bitch.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

but havn't u ever wondered about the rain? the way the monkeys soak in the rain?

ZeroHourLP · Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: -172359

No.
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iamem0tionless · Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:33 pm Post subject:

Hahaha... What the hell is the point of biting off the heads of animal crackers...?

fallenangel · Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:37 am Post subject:

Power, Kate, power. Grab that lion *crunch* yeah, who's the king now, bitch?
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iamem0tionless · Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:30 am Post subject:

I'd rather dominate a person than a little animal cracker... but sure... I want to dominate the big fat elephat... ::bites head off of the Elephant cracker:: oh yea...

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

they should have an animal cracker sloth, or even a toad.

Ambush347 · Has No Life Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 412

Better idea: They should have me beating Leo's @$$ but as an animal cracker.

fallenangel · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:35 am Post subject:

I'd buy it.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

but would u eat it. would u EAT it??

fallenangel · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:11 am Post subject:

Nah. Probably throw them at people's heads in public.
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ZeroHourLP · Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: -172359

Ambush, you are one step above Akito and his BB. That ain't much, son. Wise up, nigga, fo' I learn you somethin'.
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Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

[quote="Jimmy"] how come the monkey is the only animal cracker who gets to wear clothes? and in getting this right does he abuse his power over the other animal crackers?

and is it ok for vegitarians to eat animal crackes i mean they are animals so i assume it's wrong cause it's got animal in the name

there a real topic you anti-jimites [/quote]
The Monky Crackers are The only ones that seem human. You can see the, Um...

Well, You can see [i]it[/i] on the real monkey. And sense the crakers are just like the real thing, it must have pants.

Brianhjh · Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:11 pm Post subject:

Thread thread resurrection!

My favorite is the arrowroot kind by the way.
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