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AngelRaye Member

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Does everyone want a good laugh? The other day I was at work and I was wearing this shirt that has lacy edges on the sleeves. I was also wearing an angel charm bracelet my surrogate mother gave me for my birthday. I don't know how but somehow the hook on one of the angels got caught on the lace on the sleeve of my opposite arm. So I had managed to handcuff myself and I couldn't get free. Thank goodness for co-workers who can help you out in situations like that. Now how many people do you know can handcuff herself with a sleeve and a bracelet? A couple of my friends said "Only you" to me. Anyway I thought you would all like a good laugh. |
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xWildfirEx Has No Life

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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If it was me in that situation, the sleeve wouldn't have survived. Then again, I wouldn't be caught dead in a shirt with lace. I hate lace. |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:40 am Post subject: |
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that has happened to me, except it didnt happen to me.
but i would have rode in on a horse, gracefully leaped through the door, and uncuffed you, handed u a rose, and leap out the door. to bad i was busy that day. |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:18 am Post subject: |
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depends on how many roses i can carry |
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Ambush347 Has No Life

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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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I once handcuffed my butt cheeks together... |
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xWildfirEx Has No Life

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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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How in the world??? |
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Lune Newb

Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Posts: 23
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for the laugh, Angel Raye. Yeah, I think that we all manage to get into embarrasing situations like that one.
Um, Ambush? I think that you might wanna keep that one to yourself...hehe... |
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Paru Forum Scalleywag

Joined: 13 Mar 2004 Posts: 932 Location: The land of Soybeans
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Is it even physically possible to handcuff your butt cheeks together? _________________ a jelly calypso castle in the sky |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 9:14 am Post subject: |
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anythings possible at mcdonalds |
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Lasher I used to work here

Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3197 Location: Northern section of the dead fetus that is Jersey
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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McDonalds, mm, food....STOP IT! i'm starving! |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:12 am Post subject: |
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would u like me to feed u?
that doesnt make any sense. :huh: |
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layzcarter I used to work here

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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:34 am Post subject: |
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At Mcdonalds... i always had stupid things happen to me... I locked myself in the freezer like 3 times because there were extremely heavy ass boxes blocking the door handles from the inside. So it took me like ten minutes to lift them out of the way... And it gets cold in there I closed the register on my sleeve before and would have to work one handed until i opened the till again... that was before i learned how to open it without doing a cash transaction I burned myself in the fry vats like once a week. My fav was the spilling... i spilled like everything. Nothin ruins your day more than spilln orange juice all over yourself at 6am. _________________ [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/gellypen/spearslut.png[/img] |
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rachey Still very bored

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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:23 am Post subject: |
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[quote="Ambush347 (Ambush347)"] I once handcuffed my butt cheeks together... [/quote]
oi... poor ambush... and poor rachey. I didnt get to see you do that... |
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Powtaz Oldbie

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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:59 am Post subject: |
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u didnt get to see him rape me with blanka either.
or me rape some asian guy with saggat, twice |
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rachey Still very bored

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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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I missed that too??? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MY LIFE ISNT WORTH LIVING!!!! |
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