Teh Bragging Thread

unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

I don't have anything to brag about Sad

but if you do, spill it! Very Happy

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LunaticCrow · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:09 am Post subject:

I'm friends with a Muffin. B)

Also, I have found jesus.

He was in my 200th post. :o

I dedicate this post to Jesus, thisis my Jesus Post.
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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

mmkay, I expected more from a jesus post :(

I won a drawing contest when i was a kid :D

actually, I have never lost a drawing battle :)

anyone wanna battle sometime?
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:25 am Post subject:

D: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

:mellow:

ok...
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eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

I am quite possibly the next female Jesus. Smile

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DragonicFlames · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:29 pm Post subject:

I won a coloring contest when i was a little kid.

I am the best anime drawer in my school (not to mention the only anime drawer but what the hell)
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ThaKakarot · Oldbie Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 2246

i cheated death twice

LunaticCrow · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:00 pm Post subject:

I had an orgasm in a MAC Superstore.

That was awesome.
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DragonicFlames · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject:

: O HOW?!
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:25 pm Post subject:

I touched a G5.

Pure bliss.
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Beatlechick90 · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:40 pm Post subject:

I can hit the high notes in The Winner Takes it All by ABBA.

But wait... is that really something I should be bragging about? Uneasy

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MedalMask · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:18 pm Post subject:

YOU ALL H8 ME!@1111111!!!!!!!ONE Grr!

gO TO HEACK!11!!!1 BEACHES!!1!!!1 i LYKE SO WANT TO CUT MYSELF!!!111! iT'S ALL UR FALT! Grr!

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Mace · Member Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 67

do you cut yourself because you hate someone?

in my opinion, kill the one that you hate, dont kill yourself, that's what they want. at least, that's what I think :unsure:

you have a knife, I've seen it, seems like a good weapon :wub:

MedalMask · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject:

a spoon, is also a good weapon to kill....
Uneasy

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Mace · Member Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 67

well, you see, a spoon is a bit round, so you'll have to stab VERY hard to get it in someone body, I still prefer a knife Uneasy

MedalMask · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:32 pm Post subject:

I guess...
but a spoon is still good...mostly in child's play...
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Mace · Member Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 67

yeah, children with spoons, man that's dangerous!

PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject:

What the hell? Mace..?

I'm known as Bulletproof in my workplace 'cause the job has wanted me fired 3 times (and had grounds to) but didn't. The second time, the boss gave me a shiny new watch for my timekeeping which the dogs ate.

Also known as "Fingers" mostly, too. The reason is not quite as exciting as you may be thinking <_<

..In the first few days of me starting work there, it was Christmas time and as you can expect, things were pretty chaotic. People were kinda back-logged with the cages of stock to put out. You know the big steel ones used to carry all the s**t around for on the shelves. Well I got pissed off and like pushed my cage forward into another cage which smashed into some faggot kid's hands. He was like 17 and started crying. Put it into the accident book and everything. Of course, I couldn't stop apologising to him but didn't apologise around people who would put my name as the reason of injury in the book. I walked him around to what you were meant to do (I was new, too, so we walked for a mile) and was all big-brothery with him so he wouldn't blame me Razz

"Oh, wow, man, you took such a knock!" "I'd be on my knees praying for death if that was me!"

...etc

Mace · Member Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 67

what the hell? Gray...?