Worst Movies Ever!

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

These have to be the worst movies you have ever seen. The crappiest of the crap. I'll start it off here.

[b]Marci X[/b] - HORRIBLE MOVIE! From the line "what's it like when black people have sex?" to the scene where Lisa Kudrow is "rapping", this movie was pure s**t. This movie was racist at times and the acting made me want to vomit. I couldn't even sit through the Lisa Kudrow rapping scenes. I had to skip that part. And Damon Wayans... his gangsta persona he was tryn to pull off came across as nothn more than a homosexual black man with a cartoon voice. What were they thinking when they released this pile of sh*t.

[b]House of the Dead[/b] - AHHHHH! What utter crap! What kind of budget were these fools workn on? I love the fight scenes which I'm sure were supposed to make the movie sell... seeing as that is what was on the previews... only in the previews for this movie they didn't include the cut scenes from the old Sega house of the dead games... and these cut scenes were not even edited.. "insert coins"... oh and the part in they way too long fight scene where the guy stops and has random flashes of the fight scene....which is taking place... which we have just seen!!!!! The story was horrible... I loved how they tried to throw some kind of a plot in the movie though.. with those horrible cut scenes of the main bad zombie guy who decides to kill people for no reason explained. The end of the movie (if you stuck around to watch it) makes little to no sense at all. Bad bad bad movie. And did I mention the acting? Scary bad acting. Where did they find these actors? It's as if they just picked them off the street and asked if they wanted to be in a movie! And really.. the make-up effects were horrible. There is one point where the actors real nose pretrudes from the zombies face. This movie is not worth seeing. Sitting in a corner for an hour and a half pickn ur nose would be more worth while than watchn this piece of absolute sh*t.

*cough*... so any others :)

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jhonenfreak · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:50 pm Post subject:

Uptown Girls

My friends dragged me along to see it. Can't stand chic flicks! <_<
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Papercut_Dragon · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:58 pm Post subject:

There's a lot of old movies that my mom'll bring home, a lot of them are jsut bad. Can't even think of their names. One I can remember is "What's Up Doc?". It'd be a great movie, if the main characters weren't so I-wanna-ring-their-necks annoying!

And any old old old movie with no sound and just the piano in the background.
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Blairs_Darkness · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 172

Two:
[b]Cabin Fever[/b]Teenagers who make stupid decisions. *Sigh* I just described about all the stupid scary movies there are.

And an oldie, [b]Ten little Indians[/b]. It's about these people who go to this ski resort and die one by one because of some poem. Whatever....

shadowgodess · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:12 pm Post subject:

The worst movie eva is "Crossroads"
My friend and I were dared to see it, and I highly regret doing that.

Other sucky movies I've seen were the sequels to Jurrasic Park and the Pokemon movies.
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Blairs_Darkness · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 172

The pokemon movies are bad, but I loved them when I was into it! ^_^

BAMFManiac · Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 1:42 pm Post subject:

hmm haven't seen any of the movies you guys mentioned. but since i only watch the coolest movies (naturally) i can't think of many extremely bad movies...

um mr deeds was pretty bad, but i couldn't finish watching it. west side story sucked. moulin rouge is one of the worst musicals i've seen. i love ewan mcgregor, but the storyline was stupid and nicole kidman was really annoying and took hours to die, and the songs were just adequate. i love "your song", tho...

and i'm just gonna make a wild guess here and say that any movie with "actresses" like mandy moore, britney spears, hillary duff, and any other person attempting to further expose their lack of talent would be incredibly bad. not that i've ever seen any of their films. (with the exception of princess diaries, in which mandy moore did a terrific job as a stereotypical bitchy highskooler, which i'm sure was a great challenge for her).

i know i hate more actors and movies, but i'm so brain dead right now i can't seem to think of any. maybe later i'll remember...
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jhonenfreak · Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 2:18 pm Post subject:

[quote="shadowgodess (Emily)"] Other sucky movies I've seen were the sequels to Jurrasic Park and the Pokemon movies. [/quote]
Of course the first movie is always the best, but the sequals to Jurassic Park weren't too bad. I think 3 was better than 2, though. Did you see all those bloody torn up people?!?! Smile

That's not why I liked it, though. I just have this thing with dinosaurs and science.
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Lexar · Forum Stalker Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 1129

A really bad movie: Streetfighter

the only good thing about it, is trying to spot the characters from the game, but that's about it.

iamem0tionless · Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:32 pm Post subject:

awe... But I loved Mr. Deeds, Moulin Rouge, West Side Story, and Uptown Girls. Mandy Moore isn't so bad. A Walk To Remember came out better than the book :)

I didn't like Cabin Fever or Scary Movie 3. That's all I can think of right now...

Cabin Fever wasn't scary, it was just gross. Scary Movie 3 was boring, not funny :/

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

[b]Cabin Fever[/b] could have been a lot better. It just seemed thrown together. Young adults drink, and party. There is the boy who wants the girl... the jock/thinks he's hot sh*t.. the asshole trouble maker... and of course the one couple that has to have lot's of sex. I can't really rip this movie to bits... it was just lame and boring. And the #1 clue that this is not a movie you should see... Ryder Strong is the lead role. Sorry if I didn't spell his name correctly.. I don't really care :)

[b]Moulin Rouge[/b] I liked :)

[b]Ginerger Snaps[/b] Crappy actress girl.. The ugly one being the main character. Stupid plot and such. I wanted to throw stones at the main girl.. oh and joy there is a second one on the way!

[b]ANY BEETHOVEN MOVIE![/b] Okay the first one was bad enough! Make it stop

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Lexar · Forum Stalker Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 1129

how about police academy 6? these movies aren't even funny when you're drunk.

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

plan 9 from outer space!
oh and the whole PUPPETMASTER series.

jhonenfreak · Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:46 am Post subject:

Home Alone 3 and 4. 1 and 2 were cute, but after that it just went down hill. Steeply down hill.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2140

oh and the street fighter movie sucks horses boobies.

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

Any Ed Wood Movie doesn't count Wink

Those cult classics.. such as Robot Monster From outter Space and some other craps are just bad... and that is that.

PuppetMaster rocks :)

Full Moon Productions made the best movies. Demonic Toys!!!!
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Lexar · Forum Stalker Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 1129

Titannic sucked, and so did the horse whisperer, all these princess sissy movies, the wizard of oz, the sound of music etc etc.

Papercut_Dragon · Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:24 pm Post subject:

Maid in Manhatten was horrible. J. Lo was in it, go figure.
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TsukiNoNeko · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 130

Hey, Moulin Rouge is one of my favourite movies. ;_; You MUST realize that is was directed by Baz Lurman. You MUST, or you will misunderstand.

Umm . .bad movies . . I don't know . .I'm not too keen on movies based entirely on stupid immature jokes. Dude, Where's My Car? didn't win too high with me.

On a somewhat unrelated note, the movie Femme Fatale gets a weird award in my book. O_o Not a bad movie, just . . .extremely weird. That and this weird movie with George Clooney and vampires. WEEEEEEIIIIIRD I say.

Oh yea! And most sequels. Sequels mind you, not trilogies or series. Sequels. I can't think of any examples. Razz

layzcarter · I used to work here Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3988

Matrix reloaded .......... left me thinking... "when is the movie gonna start?"
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