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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

can be original or something you stole from a real comedian...whatever... just make it funny Laughing

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LunaticCrow · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:54 am Post subject:

One of my best lines (I think) was from one of my rants on a friend's Advent Children picture

"Advent Children will be pwned by Weather man and then doubled pwned by Snakes on A Plane, and then the two [Snakes on a Plane and Weather man] will bare knuckle fight until one of them becomes the ruler of the floating island."

I own the movies.

EDIT: OH AND THIS

"r them thar gifts them movin' jaypegz?"

MAN I COULD SO BE IN TECH SUPPORT
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KeheiZero · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:11 am Post subject:

"Doesn't matter what happened. You come into work with a bandage on your wrist and what does everyone say? Wanker's cramp."

"Do I care about the environment? Me? I'd shag the hole in the ozone layer."
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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:44 am Post subject:

Look at my sig.

That is all.
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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

[quote="KeheiZero (Craig)"] "Doesn't matter what happened. You come into work with a bandage on your wrist and what does everyone say? Wanker's cramp."

"Do I care about the environment? Me? I'd shag the hole in the ozone layer." [/quote]
that fuckin sent me rollin! Laughing

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Paru · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:02 am Post subject:

So...what about that airline food, huh? Huh, huh?
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Beatlechick90 · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:23 am Post subject:

"When you get fired, just throw glitter on your boss. It's the ultimate revenge. They can never get it all off, no matter how hard they try. Sure, you losy your job, but they have to go around all day with people asking them, 'what'd you do? blow a clown?'"
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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

lmfao!

blow a clown!
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

A bunch of stand up comedians did a special at my college. I was in the front row, and one of the guys asked the audience who was a fine art major? I immediately stood up and everyone started cheering and the comedian took a swig of his beer and said "Yeah, good fuckin luck with that one. I was fine arts major, so this is what you have to look forward to. Sit down you little s**t."

He then ripped on me for the next 20 minutes, asking me such things as if I ate on a regular basis, how comfortable I was with giving sexual favors in return for food/money, if I had a thing for being poor, and (more than once) if I was gay. ^_^

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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

j00 got pwned by a comedian? jahahahajajahah!
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Inu-chan_rox_mah_sox · Has No Life Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 452

You can lose a pair of expensive sunglasses faster than you can say "What the hell!?!" but you buy a pair of cheapos, you're stuck with 'em. You could be leaning over the side of a ship, your cheapos fall in, and some scuba diver pops up shouting "Someone lose a pair of sunglasses? Found a pair of cheapos, floatin' to the bottom! Anyone?"

MedalMask · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:17 pm Post subject:

I wonder if this is funny, I've been saying it for a bit...

here's a story....about a man, and a boy
Bend down! said the man. I'm already bend down, I can't go any further, said the boy.

I'd win a millionj bucks to see someone who gets this joke. :ph34r:
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slavetotheWALL · Forum Stalker Joined: 06 Mar 2005 Posts: 1321

I'm jewwwwwww............ ish

Even if you do win the Special Olympics your still a retard

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Why watch a movie about an escaped convict when you can become an escaped convict

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

This good old, "your friends won't get this cuz' thier not a member of FAC" line of worder,

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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

thats one of my favorite lines!
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Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

I can tell. ^_^

MedalMask · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:14 pm Post subject:

I got this from a friend, and he takes stuff off from other comedians, but here it goes.

What can four gay guys do with one stool? Flip it upside down.
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Stratadrake · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject:

Hmm... are you on to something, or just plain [i]on[/i] something?
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MedalMask · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject:

No.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

if she's old enouh to pee, she's good enough for me.

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