Outta The Blue

[theWriter]

First, a scenario:
What would you do if someone held a gun to your head. Think realistically, please, even if the scenario is not.
Second, food:
Who here loves Indian/Chinese food? Mmmm...Food. I just had Thanksgiving and already I'm thinking about eating again. Sheesh.
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[Sephir0th666777]

Out of the blue
and into the black
They give you this,
but you pay for that
And once you're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.

The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to rust
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

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Red_Quatre:Who's the guy that says "Get over here!" and then grabs you.
Blad: A rapist

[theWriter]

*gives applause*
Boy do I love spur of the moment poetry.
That is what you just did, right?
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[jhonenfreak]

[quote]What would you do if someone held a gun to your head.[/quote]

I would move this to random, then ask the dude if there were bullets in that thing. Then, while he's checking to make sure the gun is loaded, I'd kick him in the groin. If it were a girl I'd punch her up top. Then I'd run like hell all zigzaggy so they couldn't shoot me... maybe.
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[unfocused]

a gun.. I'd follow the assailants orders and keep watch and go by instinct to see if he is going to shoot me anyway, if so, i will wait for the opening and strip the gun from him, turn the tables.

the food... i like chinese food. the rice ish good ^_^

[b]QUOTE[/b] (Amy)

Then I'd run like hell all zigzaggy so they couldn't shoot me...[/quote] OMFG! LOL *pictures Amy running all zigzaggy for fun* _________________ "edit : i luv james" - Layzcarter

[Sephir0th666777]

[quote="theWriter (Megan)"] *gives applause*
Boy do I love spur of the moment poetry.
That is what you just did, right? [/quote]
Lyrics


Hey Hey, My My by Niel Young
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Red_Quatre:Who's the guy that says "Get over here!" and then grabs you.
Blad: A rapist

[theWriter]

Yummay. Chinese food. *drools* How the heck can I be thinking of food when I just ate a turkey? *sigh* Stupid.
If someone held a gun to my head, I'd try to talk my way out of it. And I think it would all depend on where the situation was. If I was in a public place, someone did the gun thing, I'd begin to act panicky, maybe slide off into the crowd.
If it was one on one, though. I'd go for the eyes. Even the gnarliest scum-bag doesn't like haven't some chick with nails claw their eyes out.
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[Sephir0th666777]

What if it is no-eyes the pirate?
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Red_Quatre:Who's the guy that says "Get over here!" and then grabs you.
Blad: A rapist

[PhunkYMunkY]

Then he ain't gonna do much good with a gun, is he?

EDIT: PIRATES DON'T HAVE HANDGUNS, WTF

[theWriter]

Some pirates had those old one shooters though, didn't they? And don't forget knives.
They have a lot of those.
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[PhunkYMunkY]

Pirates do have guns, yes. Of course they do. But.. in the situation given, I think a hook-hand and a machete would be more fitting.

..Really..

[theWriter]

Touche. Okay, redo scenario one: What would you do if a pirate (there we go) held a machete to your neck?
And he/she can be blind.
Have a parrot on their shoulder
Talk w/ a piraty lisp
Have a peg leg/s
And smell funky.
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[shinto_grrl]

I would....I would....uhhhhhh....

I'd shove my salami sandwhich into his parrots face and while he's sulking about his bird's death I walk away with his machete...

Wait...a machete isn't something a pirate would have, either...is it? o.O *confused*

EDIT: Oh yeah. Or maybe I'd just spray my 'Citrus Scent' mace in his eyes and run away. (The Hell? I've been imagining all of this happening in a mall, still... *imagines a rogue pirate mascot for a seafood restaurant attacking innocent children with his 'machete'. *laughs*)
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[theWriter]

Fine. No machete.
Yeah, you're right that doesn't make sense...
Fine. A sword. A sharp, pointy, un-fun-object to get attacked with.
I believe his parrot would be greiviously insulted by you shoving a sandwhich, salami none the less, in his mouth. He might just try to bite you.
I like salami, though.
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[shinto_grrl]

You do? 'cept for those darn pepper-things you get stuck in your teeth and you just have to put up with the constant burning sensation for a while... Other than that, it's good. Btw, I made an edit, so ya might wanna read that.

So since the machete has changed to a sword...I'd do the exact same thing, but with the mace thing instead of salami.
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[shinto_grrl]

Sorry for the double post, but I found this picture of mace, and their gimmic is 'Mace: Feel the difference!'
If you 'felt the difference', wouldn't you burn your eyes?
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[theWriter]

Ouchie. Mace burns the eyes, like fi-ya (Fire).
yeah. I love salami. Except when it's warm, because then it's really gross and slimy and ew. But otherwise...
Since parrots are always pirates most beloved creatures, I'd grab the parrot and then hold him hostage. Mwahhahahha!
Not a problem about double-posting. I've done that once or twice too because my computer is after my soul.
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