Favorite Comerical

LunaticCrow · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:45 am Post subject:

Any Commercial that plays the Postal Service FAILS.

owait..
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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:47 am Post subject:

The one where the kid throws a baseball bat through a glass screendoor window.

Don't rmember what it was for though Sad

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LunaticCrow · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:49 am Post subject:

Insurance.
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xXbrokenheartXx · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:50 am Post subject:

i think that commercial was for Vonage

i like the comcast one with the dj and the old ppl dancing to breakdancing music

Touzoku-joou · Oldbie Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2399 Location: interweb

I like Geico and Vonage commercials. Laughing

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jhonenfreak · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:27 pm Post subject:

I liked the Nike commercial that aired during the 2000 olympics in Australia. It started out with this kid running, and then there were some other sports, and then the kid running again.

I just spent half an hour looking for it on the internet, but no luck. I wanted to watch it again anyway. Anyone know the one I'm talking about?
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MedalMask · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:11 pm Post subject:

I like those comercials about that one crunch cereal or something, the one dude eating the cereal not knowing what the hell anyways is saying, but he just nods. Then the one with his assistant, then the boss showing that one dude that the other dude is the employe(sp) of the month. Ha.

then the It comercials for ebay.
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KeheiZero · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject:

The Red Devil one with Vinnie Jones rules.
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Stratadrake · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:04 pm Post subject:

I can think of several.

Pepsi commercial: Two baseball players are doing bat practice in a baseball stadium (with a pitching machine) at night, under a full moon. First guy whacks the ball... pop left fly... way left... bounces off the hood of a car in the parking lot (which sets off its alarm).

Second guy whacks another ball... straight out of the field... shatters a light out in the parking lot.

First guy takes another whack... pop fly, straight up... then BAM! Earth's moon shatters into cosmic dust.

The two guys then look at each other and scatter :lol:

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Nationwide Insurance commercial:

Peaceful forested villa. A butterfly lands on the side-view mirror of a car.

And the car's alarm goes off. LOUD. The alarm startles a nearby squirrel, which drops the acorn it was trying to eat.

The acorn lands in a fruit dish next to a lady sunbathing (topless) in her backyard. She freaks and stands up, catching the eye of a neighbor hosing down his car.

Distracted by the topless lady next door, the neighbor doesn't realize where his hose is spraying, and the water stream hits a nearby construction worker in the face.

The construction worker flinches, throwing his front end loader (with a huge boulder in the scoop) into reverse. The loader travels backwards across a meadow until it hits a gopher hole, sinks into the ground, and catapults the huge boulder skyward.

A few miles away, across a small metropolis, the boulder crashes down on the hitch of a boat trailer, which in turn catapults the boat in the opposite direction... back over town...

And then, SMASH! It crashes through the roof of some guy's house at 90 MPH, while he's out fetching his morning newspaper :lol:

"Life comes at you fast... be ready for it with Nationwide."

(jingle~) [i]Nationwide is on your side....[/i]
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An Oregon Lottery Scratch-It!s commercial (motto: "...or, give them something they really want). The Oregon Lottery ads regularly feature parodies of commercials for silly products, and this time it was an album of Christmas "Fruitcake Greatest Hits". Done in the full style of a music CD commercial (sample songs, a song list, including such titles as "Can't Cut This" and "Hey Ma, What's That Thing Under My Tree?")
The ad proceeds for a full thirty seconds, listing like sixty song titles, and every one is a joke about fruitcake. It even gets all the way to the typical ordering screen (with what I swear was a REAL phone number, probably the Oregon Lottery Commission's number).

THEN, just when you're about to think the fruitcake album is real, they cut in with the pitch: "...Or, give them something they really want: Fruitcake Cash; Scratch-Its with the scent of real holiday fruitcake. From the Oregon Lottery."
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infurno · Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:32 pm Post subject:

The New Geico Comercials.
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angelocnj · Member Joined: 27 Oct 2005 Posts: 74

My favorite comerical is AFLAC that awesome comerical Laughing

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Samantha913 · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject:

The one where the kid tried crack(sp) cause his friends told him to than the next day they told him to put his hand in his mouth so he does so. I love that one Laughing

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Paru · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject:

BAAAAAABIES!
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject:

The foster's beer comercial's.

i love how they make sense with ausie logic. Razz

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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

That willy wonka commercial where that girl starts double-fisting those plants. I know she's supposed to be eating candy, or whatever, but it looks like someting out of R. Kelly's personal stash. :ph34r:
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Tru · Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:55 am Post subject:

the comercial about the internet...and theres a man saying that he is pretty sure that his girl friend has moved in with him and her two kids and he is now back dating homework...lol it allways makes me smile
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Honjetan · Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:39 pm Post subject:

Lol, the one with a golf ball setting off tons of chain reactions everywhere, by smashing into certain things.
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject:

that levitra commercial

where that man never stops smiling NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

he's happy because he has a boner Laughing

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