Some Of Your Best Quotes

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

So I was mulling through my post history for no real reson and just reading random posts and stuff. Found some pretty funny things that I have typed. So I thought to myself, "hey! this isn't a bad idea for a thread"

so how about it? post you top 10 personal favorite quotes from all the usless junk you've posted here. i know I will ^_^

[b]10.[/b] "I pray she never procreates, for her seed is the bane of all intelligence."

[b]9.[/b] "By the way, Chesh, have I ever mentioned that you're a fanboy's wet dream?

You like anime, internet chatting, video games (RE4 in particular ) cosplaying, oh, and you are extremely hot. You are like Neo, a statisticle anomaly."

[b]8.[/b] "Sorry matt, the glasses only work if there is a woman behind them. Or Gray."

[b]7[/b] (As a response to the What is your kind of guy thread)
"He imagines himself with other women. He hates your mom. He hates your cat. His cat hates your mom. He is addicted to hookers. He masturbates in public areas. He wears your underwear when you aren't around.

Am I close?"

[b]6.[/b] "Yay! And I'm on top of Lasher! I should probably edit this and remove what I just said, but what the heck, it's Christmas!"

[b]5.[/b] "[quote]Scence when in hell is Hitlers Birthday a holaday? [/quote]
You mean you don't celebrate Happy Hitler Day? (or as we like to call it: Nuegien Strugein Vaghtwien Spleiegein Vweegien Strichten Vloogien. )"

[b]4.[/b] "Entertain that attitude and naught but idiots will you aquire. Hold a board to a higher standard, and you might actually get a worth while topic out of it.

As for Fallen: FSUCK YOU!!!! Billy is teh sex and I want to eat his babies!!! You suck jizz in retrospect, you ass rimming, pube spewing, clit crunching, sack munching bitch!!! Go chew on a cat's genital warts and die because Good Charlotte is better than your life mixed with crack rocks and then crushed into a fine powder which I then use to snort two, count 'em, TWO lines off your dead tits!!!! Smile

"

[b]3.[/b] "Confused fan-artist got lizard whipped. Cool

"

[b]2.[/b] "Lemons are tame and friendly. You get mauled by a bear."

[b]1.[/b] "The flesh of newborns is savory to my pallet. I will not rest till I dine on their succulent meats."
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Tru · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:38 am Post subject:

really funny Will...

i dont think i have any funny quotes...dunno tho
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stefie-chi · Still very bored Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 362

ummm the only mildly interesting quote ive ever said is

god i cant give a damn ^_^

or

penguins will never rule the earth but fluffy old peas will

Paru · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:43 am Post subject:

[quote="VR_Jay (Will)"] [b]4.[/b] "Entertain that attitude and naught but idiots will you aquire. Hold a board to a higher standard, and you might actually get a worth while topic out of it.

As for Fallen: FSUCK YOU!!!! Billy is teh sex and I want to eat his babies!!! You suck jizz in retrospect, you ass rimming, pube spewing, clit crunching, sack munching bitch!!! Go chew on a cat's genital warts and die because Good Charlotte is better than your life mixed with crack rocks and then crushed into a fine powder which I then use to snort two, count 'em, TWO lines off your dead tits!!!! Smile

" [/quote]
It's the smiley face that really seals the deal on that one.

I think I may have some quotes stored away on my computer, but I'll have to wait 'till I get home to check.
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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

[quote="VR_Jay (Will)"] [b]9.[/b] "By the way, Chesh, have I ever mentioned that you're a fanboy's wet dream?

You like anime, internet chatting, video games (RE4 in particular ) cosplaying, oh, and you are extremely hot. You are like Neo, a statisticle anomaly." [/quote]

I love her now

[quote]You like video games (RE4 in particular)[/quote]

damn i love this girl Sad

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Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

10. wow powtaz im so sorry for jim...

9. why is this happening? after duck dodgers didnt they notice it was a failure???

8. i think i was a dog... or maybe a skull... i dont remember. no... im sure i was a skull... a skull and no not on someones head... a skull lying on a desk... yes a skull...

7. 3v3rY 51NGL3 N0013 1N TH15 THREAD 1S A L00SER. DENVER D0NT J00 533? TH1S 1-1aXx0r5 AR3 0NLY A BUNCH 0F P30PL3 THAT D0NT HAV3 N0TH1NG 3L53 T0 D0. TH3Y TALK T0 A BUNCH 0F A55H0L3S 1N A 5TUP1D F0RUM! AND THAT 1S GAY, PLA1N GAY. AND 1 H0P3 N0 M0R3 N00BS C0M3 BACK T0 TH1S FUCK1N S1T3!

P.5. 1F J00 D1DN'T N0T1C3 TH15 15 A D3ATH THR3AT!

6. I am a jew... yes indeed...

5. I dream in blue and red...

4. how does the poo thread gets more attention than this?!

3. smoking M&Ms.... yeahhhhh

2. (Past life thread) i was a character of the "pong" video game......

1. POWTAZ IS OUTSIDE SPAAAAAM!
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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:27 pm Post subject:

STDs! Gotta catch 'em all! - Fayore

Another great thing about FAC. It's like alcoholics anymous except much lighter in tone...And more comforting- theWriter

Call in a missing person's at the police station.. offer the picture and they'll bring her back (hopefuly) alive. Hey presto, instant hot chick. Just add water. And police. -Gray

$10 says Jesus gets it on with the apostles within the first three hapters. - Fallen, About Anne Rice's book about the life of Jesus

You found true love! Congratulations! Your dad is gay! And he's trying to molest you, just for good measure - VR_Jay, on equivalent Exchange

Every Time you kill a kitten, god masturbates - Fayore

Being Romantic is for gays D: Straight Couples should just have casual sex - "Brad"

The sandbox is like juvie, except the kids do drugs - Brian

I do so because I enjoy spitting on scum - "Brad"
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

You're supposed to post you [b]own [/b]quotes, but ok. ^_^
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:09 pm Post subject:

lol here we are

1. Don't ask why i'm weird, accept it and fall into stupidity. :wacko:

2. Catch you Later.

3. I'm a bit goofy on the ridiculus side of nonsense.

those are a few i made up :wub:
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Lasher · Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:02 am Post subject:

[quote="VR_Jay (Will)"]
[b]6.[/b] "Yay! And I'm on top of Lasher! I should probably edit this and remove what I just said, but what the heck, it's Christmas!"
[/quote]
Someones ontop of me? :huh: I never knew! Who? :ph34r: Lasher is confuzzled now Sad

Good quotes though ^^ I can't remember any so, um, yeah...

DragonicFlames · Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:09 am Post subject:

:3 quotes! DAMNIT I had a bunch of them in my sig... Sad

I hate j00! anyway... Let me remembers....

"So the prince of metal pwns Mason" - Flea (or something close to that... Surprised

)

"Df is like... a female legolas." - Powtaz.

:3
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

[quote="Hawk4444 (hawk)"] those are a few i made up :wub: [/quote]
Gah!

You're supposed to post quotes from things you have said in the [b]forums[/b]. Razz

All those quotes I posted? Those are from my old posts spanning back a good 2 years. They are [b]my [/b]quotes from [b]my [/b]old posts.
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DragonicFlames · Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:03 am Post subject:

lmao.. i called a bitch named dolphinprincess, (from the rping section) dolphinfuck. xD Because she and her little metally retarded best friends were "channeling" ::coughimageningcough:: there OCs. xD

xD Funny, funny. I think I should quote myself. "Dolphinfuck!" ~ DF
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ThaKakarot · Oldbie Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 2246

[quote]i so jizzed at that

bravo[/quote]

[quote]don't talk to me about rape
.. you can't win...[/quote]

[quote]
it isn't rape if you smile past the tears [/quote]

[quote]i was a fat little f**k when i was younger

but i got more dates back then than i do now

should i take a hint?[/quote]

[quote]he cried like a three yr old when they stuck that needle in his face..

funny [/quote]

[quote]girls who play the violin are hot

i was like in school one day and this chick started playing the violin...

she had me[/quote]

[quote]so like i went to get my tattoo today.. i'm getting it on my chest... it f**king HURT like HELL

i deserve sex[/quote]

[quote]i've been a pervert ever since i played doctor with the local schoolgirls as a 7 yr old

i miss those times[/quote]

DragonicFlames · Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject:

Thomas you on YIM now. Sad

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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

ya, ass! get it on YIM
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anti_sk8r · Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:06 pm Post subject:

Those were pretty good.
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Inu-chan_rox_mah_sox · Has No Life Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 452

Do they have to be quotes from forums or not? 'Cause I don't have that many funny quotes from forums...hmmm...

"This person's crazy! They want to aplogize for the bad shading?! I'd like to apologize for ever having to deteriorate my eyes with this sh*tty s**t-tastic piece of s**t! @_@" (when on the phone with my friend. XD)

"And he crept along the woods, sneaking along, entirely unnoticed...and then..oh, then, THEN the travellers noticed him, but just barely. And the crazed man LEAPT out in front of them, and screamed at the top of his lungs, "GIMME ALL YOUR F***IN CHEESECAKE, DAMMIT!" (also on the phone with a friend. ^_^')

"Le gasp!"

"Wow...that's crap-tastic... WTF?

"

"What the f- STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!! ><"

(friend=Katie)
Me: Oh, me? My nickname's Scary! ^_^

Katie: :huh: Are you sure they're not just saying you're scary?

Me: ....Oh, fine! DASH my hopes and dreams! SOIL my self-esteem! I hope you get shot in a drug bust gone wrong! Grr!

unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

[quote="ThaKakarot (Thomas)"] [quote]i've been a pervert ever since i played doctor with the local schoolgirls as a 7 yr old

i miss those times[/quote] [/quote]
lolz, and what was my response to that? something like... "and i bet you still like playing doctor with 7 year olds"?
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theWriter · Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:41 am Post subject:

Mine:

[i]Life's tough but it's tougher when you're stupid.

Canada...The 51st state.

You two fight more than PMSing chicks do over chocolate!

Stupidity is a state of mind, much to my dismay.[/i]

Unfortunetely, I don't think they're that good.

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