Inuyasha Fandom Laws

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject:

Fans of the show are forced to follow several important standard practices. Failure to do so will label you an open-minded "crazie" person and a "stoopid". Should you ever decide to follow this show, please keep the following points in mind:

If you like Kagome, you are required to hate Kikyo. Accepted nicknames for Kikyo are "teh ebol zombie bitch", "teh stoopid ", "teh undead ho/whore", "Kikibutt", "that person who hates Inuyasha", "that woman who stole Kagome's face/soul", and "that girl who doesn't deserve a name." Also in all fanfics, you must kill Kikyo.

If you like Kikyo, you are required to hate Kagome. Accepted nicknames for Kagome are "teh whiny byatch", "teh stoopid ", "that short skirt wearin' ho/whore", "stoopid", "Kagoneme", "that person who stole Inuyasha", "that byatch who stole Kikyo's face/soul", and "that girl who doesn't deserve a name." Also in all fanfics you must kill Kagome.

Sesshomaru should never be referred to as Sesshomaru. Accepted names for him are "Sesshy", "Sesshy-chan", "Fluffy-sama", "Fluffy-kun", "My Sesshy", "not your Sesshy", "I'll fuckin' kill you if you write a fanfic about you and MY Sesshy", "FLUFFY", and any misspellings of his official name you can think of.
Sesshomaru will always fall in love with the author of a fanfic with him in it. The fact that he would kill them just for being human normally does not matter.

Miroku will always ask a girl to bear his children and rub their butt when he first meets them. This get's him into trouble when the girl is really a pretty man. IE: Inu-Yasha; Sesshomaru; Kagura

Kagome is required to tell Inuyasha to "sit" 20 times per fanfic. 30 if the fanfic involves sex with said Inuyasha.

Fan characters must always be half-demon Mary Sues with streaks in their hair and have the ability to take advantage of indoor plumbing in a time that didn't have it. And they must ALWAYS be engaged to Miroku, Carrying Inuyasha's child, is an Excellent demon slayer, have a past with Naraku, dating Kouga, and be married to Sesshoumaru.

Jaken isn't important because he's ugly, even though he really is Sesshy's sexual relief tool.

If you make Inuyasha fall in love with you in a fanfic, you must give Kagome to Kōga or kill her. Kikyo must be killed or enslaved as well. lol Bondage.

You must complain about the English dubbed episodes at least 5 times per day on the internet. 10 times on weekends, and 50 on holidays.

If you like one of the guys, yaoi is "teh ebol" because it takes your "Sesshy" or whoever away from you.

Your IQ must be lower than 105 and you must act like you're in middle school. Even if you're in college, you must do this.
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Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

Why isn't this on random? :huh:
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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject:

Because it's releted to the anime "Inuyasha" Avy.

You see, there is a world outside random.
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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

but this section is for serious anime/manga discussion. funny, nonetheless.
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:19 pm Post subject:

^No, it's not. There's a "Serious Discussion" subforum in A/M.
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Touzoku-joou · Oldbie Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2399 Location: interweb

[quote]If you like Kagome, you are required to hate Kikyo. Accepted nicknames for Kikyo are "teh ebol zombie bitch", "teh stoopid ", "teh undead ho/whore", "Kikibutt", "that person who hates Inuyasha", "that woman who stole Kagome's face/soul", and "that girl who doesn't deserve a name."[/quote]

You also forgot the ever popular "Clay Pot". :|

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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject:

You mean, Uncyclopedia forgot Neutral

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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

[quote="LunaticCrow (Che Gay-Bara)"] ^No, it's not. There's a "Serious Discussion" subforum in A/M. [/quote]
does that mean rules dont apply in here? It doesn't mean that, btw. This isn't a random section for Anime/Manga.
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Brianhjh · Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:51 pm Post subject:

well, if you were here more often, you'd get the *gist* of the idea of what is and what is not allowed here, and has far as I can see, topics like this come and go regularly.

STFU
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