The Fac Fraternity

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Rush has begun.

Come, join my cult of evil aka fraternity. To do so, simply repeat the Hei Ima Jei pledge (to yourself, for the love of God don't copy/paste this thing) and then wait further instruction. Hazing will begin shortly.

[b]I [u]your name[/u] pledge to Will, my benevolent master, to uphold the following oaths:

- To feel no inclination nor need to purchase new clothing and continually wear nothing but my ratty, torn, paint-splattered jeans and pull-over hoodies.

- To reject foot coverings (socks, shoes, etc) whenever possible, except where flip flops are concerned, because flip flops rock.

- To not shower for days on end and allow nothing but the natural buildup in my hair to be the only styler I ever need.

- To listen to whatever music I damn well please without first considering the social sub trends I will be allotted to for doing so.

- To continue to give less and less of a s**t about anything a 15-year-old on this site thinks.

- To f**k my brain up in some chemical manor of my choosing at least twice a week.

- To play First Person Shooters and non-anime based RPG's like it my job and ignore whatever the hell they are saying about how I should "broaden my view of games" and "open myself up to more creative and artistic genres" by playing the same repetitive crap that these people push on the game thread every f**king day.

- To declare loudly and proudly that a skinny, boney 12-year-old girl on the verge of tears because Japanese people have this really weird thing for crying chicks, is not attractive.

- To admire Gray from afar but not touch, as to not taint his purity with my vile caress.

- Sleep a maximum of only 4 hours a night. Or day. Or just whenever I get around to it.

- To enjoy bad zombie movies, over the top 80's action films, and anything with kung fu.

- To respect Billy Joe as an artist but still despise him and everything that his is.

- To shun trends in all forms, because these people are tools.

- To hold the opinion that lesbian porn just isn't as good as guy/girl action.

- To be a bitter male in my early 20's who just doesn't give a f**k.

I pledge to do all these things or suffer the consequences of my own stupid actions. [/b]

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anti_sk8r · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:16 am Post subject:

I would've pledged, if not for this:
[quote]- To hold the opinion that lesbian porn just isn't as good as guy/girl action.[/quote]
this:[quote]- Sleep a maximum of only 4 hours a night. Or day. Or just whenever I get around to it.[/quote]
and this:[quote]- To f**k my brain up in some chemical manor of my choosing at least twice a week.[/quote]
And while I do disagree with what you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it, my good sir. ^_^
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VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

just do it anyways. you don't have to agree with everything, just the majority. i run a more leniant life controling, mind manipulating dark cult, ok? <_<

now run out and get a pair of torn jeans and a navy pull-over hoody. also start aquiring a taste for apple sauce. Nike shoes optional.

(i wonder how many people are going to get this ^)
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:17 am Post subject:

I, Gray, pledge to Will, my benevolently sexual master, to uphold the following oaths:

--I've been doing most of these since I was 12 anyway.

Minus the one where I'm 20 :/

^_^

Edit: I edited out the pledge 'cause I just realised I wasn't meant to copy/paste it Sad

Hawk4444 · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:19 am Post subject:

i hawk4444 pledge to will, blah blah blah.......~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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yep i wasn't going to even copy and paste that. b/c i am to lazy and dont give a flying hoot Wink

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fallenangel · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:33 am Post subject:

[quote]--I've been doing most of these since I was 12 anyway.[/quote]

And you've been breaking this one since you were born. We have the photographic proof.

"- To admire Gray from afar but not touch"
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LunaticCrow · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:23 pm Post subject:

[quote]- To hold the opinion that lesbian porn just isn't as good as guy/girl action.[/quote]

Admirable from that statement.
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Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject:

[quote="VR_Jay (Will)"] - To play First Person Shooters and non-anime based RPG's like it my job and ignore whatever the hell they are saying about how I should "broaden my view of games" and "open myself up to more creative and artistic genres" by playing the same repetitive crap that these people push on the game thread every f**king day. [/quote]
Do Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, and Devil MAy Cry count?

They are shooters, just not first person.

[b]QUOTE[/b] (Will)

To be a bitter male in my early 20's who just doesn't give a f**k.
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I'm only 17. Teh suck.
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