Quote Of The Day

Tru · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:04 am Post subject:

Quotes youve heard that made you think...or quotes which apply to what mood you are in.

Ladies and Genttleman, attention, please!
Come in close where everyone can see!
I got a tale to tell, it isnt gonna cost a dime!
(And if you belive that, were gonna get along just fine.) -Steve Earle `Snake Oil`
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Tru · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:10 am Post subject:

Whilst attending a dinner one night, Winston Churchill burped. Before he could recompose himself to apologise the woman opposite retorted, "If you were my husband I`d put poison in that wine".
To which Winston replied "My dear, if you were my wife I`d drink it". Very Happy

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Nilitac_Tesgrah · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:31 am Post subject:

"If you are going to kill someone, don't just stand there talking about it!"-Anna Valerious, Van Helsing
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Everytime a n00b does something stupid - spams, harasses, refuses to read the rules - I hit my head on the desk. Please dun mack my poor noggin suffer drain bamage.

keautye · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject:

"If what you're going to say isn't better than silence, then shut up."
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theWriter · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:12 pm Post subject:

Natalie: So, what's the last thing you remember?
Leonard (smiling): My wife...
Natalie: Oh how sweet--
Leonard: Dying.

It's more a movie quote than anything else, but it is how I felt about the day. Dying. Just...dying.
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:21 pm Post subject:

"Miya and Tru, your signatures are way too large, please reduce them in size before a moderator does." ~Gray

...I'm serious.

Tru · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:44 am Post subject:

Okay ill deleate George...tis such a shame...*morns loss of George and this quote: Earl: [voiceover] Quittin' smokin' is kinda like going to prison. If you can last three days, you'll be fine. Me and Donny's mom tried everything. We listened to the tapes, then we tried the patches, then we heard somewhere to try carrot sticks. We tried it, but we couldn't get the damn things to light*
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:08 am Post subject:

...Check the rules. It's still too large. It takes half a page.

Fix it plz.

Quote from a gameshow "8 Out Of 10 Cats"

Q. "...Things to do before you die."

A. "Angelina Jolie"

Tru · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:30 am Post subject:

i totally agree with that quote...the guys a genius.

(is my siggy okay now? its just i love Manolos and totally love that quote(i sware i should have been born a blond)...and the other one seems like my lifes moto but i dunno why ^_^ )

Who is the more foolish. The fool, or the fool who follows him?
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:19 am Post subject:

Not 100% but good enough. Thanks <3

MedalMask · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject:

hmmmm
"If your not a metal head, you might aswell be dead!!"
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KeheiZero · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:46 pm Post subject:

"She kissed me on the cheek and said I was a good guy. Why didn't she just kick me in the balls for God's sake?"

One of my faves.
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theWriter · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

I like that one.

"Look...It's not that I hate [i]you[/i]. I just hate people [i]like [/i]you. Yes, there is a difference."

"Sam, if you're going to leave a school bus in the toilet, at least flush."

Me, angry. Those two quotes were me very disgruntled.

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LexLuthorsVictimNJustAFriend · Has No Life Joined: 14 Jan 2005 Posts: 509

Ok, this is my favorite funny quote.....

I knew this guy his name was Jim
I loved to throw tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft and don't briuse the skin
But the f***kers do cuz their still in the tin

kitsunelover25 · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:39 pm Post subject:

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific." -- Jane Wagner

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
I hate plants." -- A. Whitney Brown

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't." -- Erica Jong

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." -- Elvis Presley

"A good composer does not imitate; he steals." -- Igor Stravinsky

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." -- M.K. Gandhi

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." -- Sir Winston Churchill

PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject:

[quote="kitsunelover25 (Emily)"] "An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." -- M.K. Gandhi [/quote]
Is the M.K. for Mortal Kombat?!?!!

HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE!?

Anyway your sig is too big <3

Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

^and its also half stolen from logan....

and MK Gandhi stands for Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, his real name...
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:58 pm Post subject:

Sounds like a latino stripper.

Tuck a tenner into his nappy W00t!

fallenangel · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:23 pm Post subject:

I had a very....very...v e r y long day.

"Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again. " - Hugh Laurie, House.

"I'm lookin' to do some damage... I wanna do it slow. Inflict the maximum amount of pain so a guy wishes he would just die, you know, get it over with, but just cant quite get there." - Rob Knepper, PB (yeeeeeeah. Ugh)

"[someone is singing "I Will Always Love You" in the background]
Tommy: What do you think? Do you think love lasts forever?
Hedwig: No, but this song does. " - Michael Pitt/John Cameron Mitchell, Hedwig

"Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation. " - Michael McKean, Spinal Tap
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Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

lol... since when does Karamchand sound "latino"?

Maybe if it was.... Marcela la vaquerita (Marcy the little cowboy! lol) or something along those lines, you could say it sounds like a latino stripper....
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