Funny Laws

KeheiZero · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject:

Only funny thing that springs to mind was when a mate got fined 40 for littering.
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diablis602 · Still very bored Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 275

In georgia it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket

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Paru · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject:

Here in Indiana it's illegal to take a bite out of some one else's hamburger. [s]I'm a filthy criminal Sad

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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject:

In June 1993 an Army sergeant won a court order in Maryland to legally have his name changed. The next day he had second thoughts and went before a judge to get his original name back. But the Anne Arundel Circuit Court judge informed the sergeant formally known as Tyrone Victor Wright that he would have a 30 day wait before he could use his original name again. So for the next month, Tyrone Victor Wright was called by his new name, Jesus Christ Hallelujah.

Zekk · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject:

lol... Werid Va laws:

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It is illegal to tickle women.

# Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

# It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.

# There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

Police radar detectors are illegal.

Brianhjh · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject:

Half of you guys are illegal in Canada.
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bishyboylover · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject:

Wow...I never realized how weird the government can be besides confusing...

Here in Tennessee,in Memphis resteraunts,it's illegal to give a slice of pie to fellow diners,and to take unfinished pie home with you.The pie slice must be finished on the resteruant premises.

It's also illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

jkgoomba89 · Very bored Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Posts: 145

Those are some f uped laws.
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bishyboylover · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject:

You think that's screwed up?In Illinois,it's a requirement to take Drivers Ed in high school.If you don't,you don't graduate.And everyone has to take the class.Including blind students.

xxPainted-redxx · Newb Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Posts: 13

Lol, those are stupid laws, like who wouldn't take a bath? Ewww. Surprised

grimfairy · Still very bored Joined: 17 Jan 2006 Posts: 300

Mmm... old, outdated, stupid laws of FL:
I'll bold some of my favorites. ^_^

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

[b]Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.[/b]

[b]Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. [/b]

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

[b]You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.[/b]

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

[b]Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. [/b]

KenshinJennings · Member Joined: 03 Sep 2005 Posts: 84 Location: behind you

I think I there's a law in Michigan that states each citizen must own a gun.Found it while watching [u]Bowling For Columbine[/u].

jkgoomba89 · Very bored Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Posts: 145

[quote="bishyboylover (C-chan)"] You think that's screwed up?In Illinois,it's a requirement to take Drivers Ed in high school.If you don't,you don't graduate.And everyone has to take the class.Including blind students. [/quote]
WTF??!?
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bishyboylover · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject:

[quote="jkgoomba89 (johnny)"] [quote="bishyboylover (C-chan)"] You think that's screwed up?In Illinois,it's a requirement to take Drivers Ed in high school.If you don't,you don't graduate.And everyone has to take the class.Including blind students. [/quote]
WTF??!? [/quote]
Told ya it was screwed up.

atikira · Still very bored Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Posts: 273

Well... I have one that isn't really a law, but some think it should be. O.o;

In WI, you aren't really married until you play the Chicken Dance at the party.

Strange, but many here believe it. 8D