This Is Cute

Nilitac_Tesgrah · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:50 am Post subject:

I got this in an email. ^_^

This is a riot.
Take note of the Lab's response. Oh so true.
Subject: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

There's more, but the photos in it don't work. x . . . .

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ErdeKaiser · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:10 am Post subject:

Well it was kinda weird but all this over a lightbulb?
I don't really know if they'll ever change it.
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infurno · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:26 am Post subject:

NO wonder my dog is messed up.
he's part retriever/Collie

Funny though.
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The_Stef · Forum Scalleywag Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 961

lmao. I loved the "first I'll put all the light bulbs into a little circle..."

What would a schnauzer say?

LefseNinja · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:41 am Post subject:

Haha, I like the one about the Boxer. It's so true!
And yeah, what would a schnauzer say? I've got two of them. Smile

Sephir0th666777 · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:59 am Post subject:

[quote="ErdeKaiser (Erde)"] Well it was kinda weird but all this over a lightbulb?
I don't really know if they'll ever change it. [/quote]

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Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

[quote="The_Stef (Stef)"] What would a schnauzer say? [/quote]
I'd like to see that one too
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Nilitac_Tesgrah · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:13 am Post subject:

Sadly, they didn't have that one on the mail. Sad

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Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

I think they'd say: "Just let me tackle this door until it falls and I will eat-ergggh change that ligthbulb"

At least thats what my dog would do.....
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theWriter · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject:

My doggy is a mutt. Her thinking doesn't go that high.

But I still love her. :wub:
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