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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:15 pm Post subject: Favourite Movie Lines |
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post your favourite movie lines! i have quite a few, since i have a habit of writing down funny/interesting quotes i hear so that i'll remember them. some are also from imdb.com. some might be taken out of context, so sorry if it's confusing to those who haven't seen the movie. mmm i won't list them all, but here's a few:
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine... Let's see how you handle it! (Dark Helmet, spaceballs)
All living creatures on this earth die alone... (Roberta Sparrow, donnie darko)
OK, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife! (Mr. Green, clue)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss it. (ferris bueller)
[b]Jim Cunningham[/b]: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
[b]Donnie[/b]: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I. . .and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the f**king Antichrist. (donnie darko)
Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFO's and forced into weight-loss programs- next on UHF! (jerry springer-like commercial from UHF)
Stop! We don't want to hurt you! We just want your organs! Damn you, Dead Man! (monkeybone)
I'm smart, you're dumb.
I'm big, you're little.
I'm right, you're wrong.
And there's nothing you can do about it. (the trunchbull, Matilda)
I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus! (Mrs Farmer, donnie darko)
[b]Donnie:[/b] My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas.
[b]Dr. Lilian Thurman[/b]: What did you want?
[b]Donnie[/b]: Hungry Hungry Hippos.
[b]Dr. Lilian Thurman[/b]: And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?
[b]Donnie[/b]: Regret. (donnie darko)
Well, I wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it (Elwood P. Dowd, harvey)
If you can read this, you don't need glasses (spaceballs)
don't dream it. be it. (frank, rocky horror)
[b]French Soldier[/b]: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
(monty python and the holy grail)
[b]Minstrel[/b]: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
(monty python and the holy grail)
[b]Arthur Denton[/b]: I think I need a root canal... I definitely need a long, slow root canal. (little shop of horrors)
[b]Hospital P.A[/b].: I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you. (dogma)
[b]Brodie[/b]: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator. (mallrats)
[b]Elwood[/b]: pssh Illinois Nazis.
[b]Jake[/b]: I hate Illinois Nazis (blues brothers)
[to man in restaurant]
[b]Jake[/b]: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
[b]Man[/b]: What?
[b]Jake:[/b] Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children! (blues brothers)
[b]Fred[/b]: You see when something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better. (drop dead fred)
[b]Frank[/b]: it's not easy having a good time... even smiling makes my face ache (rocky horror)
[b]Elwood[/b]: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
[b]Jake[/b]: Hit it. (blues brothers)
[b]rupert[/b]: that's the worst bunt i've ever seen! any player who bunts like that should be shot and fined. (bleacher bums)
the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! (hawkins, the court jester)
[b]moses[/b]: my people of israel! i give these 15 [drops tablet]... TEN! ten commandments! (history of the world, part i)
as you can see, many are from the same movies. basically any line from any mel brooks film, most lines from monty python and the holy grail, and a lot from donnie darko and jay and silent bob movies... i know i have others but if i don't write stuff down i forget it, so maybe i'll post em later if i remember... now share yours! _________________ i fought the war, but the war won |
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fallenangel Site Admin
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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Ah the horror of Spinal Tap being my favorite movie... It's two hours of one-liners.
[b]From This Is Spinal Tap:[/b]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."
Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.
Ian Faith: Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
David St. Hubbins: But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.
Mick Shrimpton: As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
Marty DiBergi: "This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"
David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.
Nigel: ...These go to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: You like this?
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice. It looks like hollow wood.
Nigel Tufnel: This is my exact inner structure, done in a tee shirt. Exactly medically accurate. See?
Marty DiBergi: So in other words if we were to take all your flesh and blood...
Nigel Tufnel: Take them off. This is what you'd see.
Marty DiBergi: It wouldn't be green though.
[Nigel points at Marty]
Nigel Tufnel: It is green. You see how your blood looks blue.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah, well that's just the vein. That's the color of the vein. The blood is actually red.
Nigel Tufnel: Oh then, maybe it's not green. Anyway this is what I sleep in sometimes.
Marty DiBergi: Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?
Derek Smalls: No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.
Marty DiBergi: So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
Derek Smalls: Yeah.
Nigel Tufnel: We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.
Nigel: You can't really dust for vomit.
All three (trying to get to the stage and lost): HELLO CLEVELAND!
Ah! So many more. The whole movie will make you piss yourself. I love Nigel. _________________ "I care about people as much as I care about lawn furniture" - Dexter/Michael C. Hall |
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ragingflea002 Oldbie
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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"You go get a court order and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution!"
-Ghostbusters
"Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."
-Ghostbusters
"THEY TOOK THE BAR! THE WHOLE f**king BAR!!"
-Animal House
"Can I buy you lunch? Oh, you already have your lunch, well, can I buy you some milk? You got your milk too.......well, can I just massage your legs while you eat?
-Animal House
"Silly. It was HERBIE Hancock. Everyone knows that!"
-Tommy Boy
"Oh....the things I'm gonna do for my country....."
-XXX
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! NO!!!"
-Animal House
"I used to touch Fawn this way......"
"I know, she told me......"
"She did? Oh......"
-Animal House
"My son is not a communist. He may be a pig, a communist, but he is not a porn star!"
-The Simpsons
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
-Ghostbusters
"It's a hybrid grass. After you play on it, you can smoke it!"
-Caddyshack _________________ Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in." |
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artchic528 Still very bored
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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Weeeee!! Movie Lines...
Jack Sparrow: No. Not good Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food the shade the RUM.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rums gone.
Jack Sparrow:Why's the rum gone?
Elizabeth: First,its a vile drink that turns the most respectable men into complete scoundrels and two, that signal is over a 1000 feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me; do you think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack: But why's the rum gone?
ELizabeth: Give it one hour maybe two and you'll see.
Jack: *walking on a shore with the signal fire in the backround,immitateing ELizabeth* It must have been terrible for you JAck, must have been terrible. Well it bloody is NOW! *sees ship in the distance* There'll be no living with her after this.
-Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl-
Thinks about sword fighting scene......CHOCOLATE COVERD ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!! YUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ragingflea002 Oldbie
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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They want Bloom as the next James Bond, but he wouldn't be good for it.
"They don't like it when you shoot at 'em, I found that out for myself."
-Firefly
"Everybody dies alone."
-Firefly
"There is someone in this world who's carrying a bullet for you right now, and they don't even know it. The trick is to dies of old age before they find you."
-Firefly
"You're coming with us on this one."
"Oh, no I'm not. I don't even know these people."
"They're whores."
"I'm in."
-Firefly
"This reminds me of somewhere...SRI LANKA, formerly Ceylon. I had to find a thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go onstage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the corner and says there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So we go there, and it's closed. So, it's me, David Crosby, and Keith Moon breaking into this sweet shop, see? And instead of a guard dog, they have this great, big, bloody bengal tiger. I took care of the tiger well enough, but the shopowner and his son......that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. But we got the M&Ms, and Ozzy played a great show."
-Waynes World 2 _________________ Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in." |
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artchic528 Still very bored
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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Orli-chan as James Bond. :huh: .........Thats unusual....I so can't see him saying
"I like my martini shaken, not stirred."
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ragingflea002 Oldbie
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah...............
*after losing a war, Independant soldiers see transport ships coming their way*
"Here come the transports. We're really getting out. Thank God."
*lights a flare*"Yeah, I wonder who's side He's on........"
-Firefly
*when responding to "What's the meaning of life?"*
"Sex, sex, sex........."
-Monty Python's The Meaning of Life _________________ Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in." |
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BAMFManiac Forum Stalker
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:29 am Post subject: |
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they're also looking at ewan mcgregor and hugh jackman for the next bond. at the moment, most people seem to be saying hugh jackman, but i think both of them would be great
lol and great lines, fallen! i will see spinal tap... very soon! we always return our movies late so we always have a late fee and i'm scared to go rent movies now... but i'll get my mom to pay it off and i'll rent it!
i like your quotes, too, flea and liz! haha i loved that scene in pirates of the caribbean, and ah animal house is another one i have to see! one day...
o and i forgot the great "don't speak! don't speak! not a word!!" scene in [i]bullets over broadway[/i]. it's hard to type it out because it's funnier if you see it, but trust me it is most amusing. also, [i]better off dead[/i] has many memorable lines/moments for me. lol "i want my two dollars!" and "gee i'm real sorry your mom's face blew up, ricky". i love that movie.
[paper boy asking lane for payment]
[b]Lane Myer[/b]: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
[b]Johnny[/b]: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
B]Lane Myer[/B]: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye! [[slams the door shut]
[b]
Charles De Mar[/b]: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years... I'm no dummy.
(better off dead)
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artchic528 Still very bored
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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Thankies Alex the Great!!!!!!
Jack: You seem familliar, have I threatened you before?
Will: I make it a point to avoid familiarity with pirates!
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Jack: Who makes all these?(refering to the swords)
Will: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack: You need to get yourslef a girl mate. Or maybe you've allready found a girl and are incapeable of wooing said strumpet. Your not a eunich are you? (looks down)
Will: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate I can Kill it!
POC:COTBP
Heh heh I've seen that movie one to may times.....
Radio guy: Whats Seabiscuit's secret?
Guest: It said that he drinks three pints of ice cold beer before every race.
Smith: (walks down the stables towards Seabiscuit's stall and sees at least 50 crates of beer with Red sitting on top of them drinking one) Whats all this?
Red: Beer! (takes a swig) and pretty good stuff too.
Seabiscuit
Heh good line not sure if i got it exacly right though...so don't hound me about it kay? |
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ragingflea002 Oldbie
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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Peter Venkman- "I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing, whaddya mean "bad"?"
Egon Spangler- "Try imagining all life as we know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
Ray Stantz- "Ohhhh.........total protonic reversal....."
Peter Venkman- "Okay, that's bad? Okay, important safety tip, thanks Egon."
-Ghostbusters
"Oh.....mother pus bucket!"
-Ghostbusters
Peter Venkman- "We're going the wrong way, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any more trouble."
-Ghostbusters
Dana Barett- "That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."
Peter Venkman- "What a crime....."
-Ghostbusters
Kathy Najimy- "Girls don't pee in jars!"
Jon Lovitz- "You're right.....Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel."
-Rat Race
Whoopi Goldberg's Daughter- "BUS!!!"
Whoopi Goldberg- "WHITE PEOPLE!!"
-Rat Race _________________ Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in." |
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artchic528 Still very bored
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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"War is young people dying and old people talking. Forget the politics" Achillies, form the movie Troy.
GO SEE IT!!!!!!! |
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ragingflea002 Oldbie
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Jay- "Hey, if you're really an angel, tell us something about me they don't know."
Angel- "You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet."
Jay- "Everyone knows that! Something else!"
Angel- "When you do it, you're thinking of guys."
-Dogma _________________ Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in." |
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artchic528 Still very bored
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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I Luuved that line.....
"If you are not dead or from another plane of exisitance I suggest you cover your ears now!" Angel guy dude..(Whats the guys name?) Dogma |
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ragingflea002 Oldbie
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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I dunno....... :huh:
"This is Larry Kroeger, the boy who molested me last month. We have to get married."
"Maybe we should discuss this at another time, sir. I know you're very busy, and.........."
-Animal House _________________ Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in." |
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Stratadrake Elder Than Dirt
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Miracle Max: "Now move, or I'll call the brute squad!"
Fezzick: "I'm on the brute squad."
Miracle Max: "You ARE the brute squad!"
I've probably seen the Princess Bride more than any other movie.... _________________ Strata here: [url=http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/242293]Nanowrimo[/url] - [url=www.fanart-central.net/user-Stratadrake.php]FAC[/url] - [url=http://stratadrake.deviantart.com]dA[/url] - [url=www.furaffinity.net/user/Stratadrake/]FA[/url]
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BAMFManiac Forum Stalker
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:46 am Post subject: |
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hey flea you stole my line from dogma! lol i had the exact same one posted. and yes rat race is an awesome movie! my favourite was
daughter: "c'mon dad! i'm prairie-doggin' it!"
jon lovitz: "what?"
son: "you know, like when a prairie dog sticks its head in and out of the hole?"
jon lovitz: "...ooooh ewwwww!"
ell oh ell my word my friend and i were laughing so incredibly hard- we couldn't breathe for like 10 minutes after that.
and gah princess bride is one of my favourite movies, stratadrake! i used to watch that all the time! cary elwes is so awesome and that whole movie is simply amazing. the book is great, too. lol i loved miracle max!
miracle max: "bye! have fun storming the castle!"
valerie: [in undertone] "think it'll work?"
miracle max: [in undertone] "it would take a miracle... [louder, keeps waving] buh bye! see ya later!" _________________ i fought the war, but the war won |
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artchic528 Still very bored
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Hermine: You foul little cocroach. *punches Malfoy* That felt good!
I really havn't seen the movie so I m9ight not have gotten all of it right.... |
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ragingflea002 Oldbie
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Nicky- "Popeye's Chicken is fuckin awesome!"
-Little Nicky
Dan Marino- "Come on, just let me win one Super Bowl!!"
Satan- "And in return, eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice a guy for me to do that to you, Marino."
Marino- "You did it for Joe Namath!!"
Satan- "Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyway."
Marino- "This sucks! I'll become an announcer at the Super Bowl and win an Emmy!!"
Satan- "That's the spirit!!"
-Little Nicky
Beefy- "I can s**t on the sidewalk, but you have to use a toilet."
-Little Nicky
Nicky to a theif- "I'll see you in a few years."
-Little Nicky _________________ Not all who wander are lost.
"The separation between spirit and logic is reasonable because spirit is defined by faith and logic forces others to think about what they have faith in." |
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:48 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, that film is great...
"Cover Winkler in bees!" |
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BAMFManiac Forum Stalker
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:31 am Post subject: |
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lol i loved that. "you can do it! cover him in bees!" nicky: "sorry , henry". haha i loved henry winkler's hopeless face at that part. it is indeed a funny movie, but billy madison and the happy gilmore are my favourite adam sandler movies. "you're gonna die clown!!" i'm also rather fond of the waterboy and big daddy. _________________ i fought the war, but the war won |
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