The Most Unusual Thing You Have Ate

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

Yeah, so I got a stomach ache and decided to make a thread about food. I'm so logical. :woot:

Anyways, I just wanted to find out what was the weirdest thing you've ate? Whether you eat it regularly and enjoy or it was a one-time-only deal because you lost a bet, share your food horror stories here.

I just ate like a turkey, ham, salami, cheese and cucumber sandwhich (with a lot of spicy mustard) and I'm totally regretting it. I mean, why the hell did I use cucumber slices?

'Kay, I gotta go throw up now. Smile

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theWriter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject:

[quote]I just ate like a turkey, ham, salami, cheese and cucumber sandwhich (with a lot of spicy mustard) and I'm totally regretting it. I mean, why the hell did I use cucumber slices?[/quote]

You know...that actually sounds good right now.

Sand.

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eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

Learn from my mistake, the cucumber doesn't give the sandwhich a nice crisp like lettuce or tomatos do. It overpowers the cheese and turkey. Plus, I'm like really nauseous and I think something about that sandwhich had something to do with it.

But use tomatos if you have some.
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LefseNinja · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:16 pm Post subject:

I ate a dog biscuit once.

And a pine needle.

The worst thing I ate was sugar, melted butter, and garlic powder mixed together into a paste. I was gagging for five minutes after that. :x

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

[quote]The worst thing I ate was sugar, melted butter, and garlic powder mixed together into a paste. I was gagging for five minutes after that. :x [/quote]

Yuck! I just tried to imagine what that would taste like..not good. Sounds revolting. Did you like lose a bet?

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theWriter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject:

[quote]The worst thing I ate was sugar, melted butter, and garlic powder mixed together into a paste. I was gagging for five minutes after that. :x[/quote]

Ucky. That doesn't sound fun. Umm...how?

[quote] Learn from my mistake, the cucumber doesn't give the sandwhich a nice crisp like lettuce or tomatos do. It overpowers the cheese and turkey. Plus, I'm like really nauseous and I think something about that sandwhich had something to do with it.[/quote]

Maybe. I personally am a cucumber fan, so I might be reluctant to blame that vegtable, but I can see how it caused trouble.

Hmm...A bad food for me? Dog food. That wasn't fun.
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LefseNinja · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject:

No, it was my own stupid mistake.
My mom had just finished making garlic bread, and there was some leftover melted butter in a measuring cup. Like the idiot that I am, I decided to put sugar in it and eat it. Normally that would be yummy. But little did I know that it was [i]garlic[/i] butter.

Never again. Laughing

eclipsedmoongoddess482 · Elder In Training Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 3703

[quote]No, it was my own stupid mistake.
My mom had just finished making garlic bread, and there was some leftover melted butter in a measuring cup. Like the idiot that I am, I decided to put sugar in it and eat it. Normally that would be yummy. But little did I know that it was garlic butter.

Never again. [/quote]

Hahaha. Wait until she's baking something safe like cookies or brownies. Can't really mess those up with sugar. :lol:

I remember having to drink lukewarm water shots durring a game I played at some party. That was pretty gross. I mean, it didn't really bother me at first but after a while, I started to get like this stomach ache plus a need to piss and crap my pants. It was like every open hole in me needed to purge after 20 shots of that water.
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The_Stef · Forum Scalleywag Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 961

A clove of garlic and a bottle of coke.

Well, not really that strange, but a really bad combination.

atikira · Still very bored Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Posts: 273

I gotta say, the weirdest thing I ate was a mosquito that unfortunately found it's way into my slushie.
Now don't go thinking that this was just a normal mosquito.
: D Mosquitos, if not for their six-legged-ness, could easily be mistaken for a bird 'round here.

It was scary. But it didn't taste [i]too[/i] bad, just a little shocking.

The_Stef · Forum Scalleywag Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 961

lolz. West Nile much?

Brianhjh · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:03 pm Post subject:

pshht.

Silk worms barbecued in teriyaki sauce skewered in toothpicks as if it was a kebob.

I [i]liked[/i] it.
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theWriter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject:

Thou art stranger than I originally thought before.
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Brianhjh · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject:

not unfamiliar with eating strange stuff, they ARE still food, still comprised of nutrients like everything that walks and grows from this planet.

I also had some gourmet fried grasshoppers, served in a wedding buffet.

yum.

I might have had some cats, or it was some other small mammal, I'll check back.
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theWriter · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject:

If it's mammal, please for the love of god make it a toy dog like a pomaranian or something.

Or a rabbit.

Okay...so maybe insects CAN be food, but...eh.
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Brianhjh · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:20 pm Post subject:

Lobsters and Crabs are closer to insects than they are to fish. Just because it is big as a fish, doesn't make them one. :mellow:

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Ogrim_Doomhammer · Oldbie Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 2116

It sounds quite disgusting, and looks quite disgusting too, although, I've eaten ground fish, with sugar and unflavored jello all packed up in a little ball of goodness and boiled to perfection....

GREAT W00t!

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killaboy · Still very bored Joined: 15 Mar 2006 Posts: 373

german food
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Tengoku1 · Very bored Joined: 08 Nov 2005 Posts: 120

Japanese pizza. Squid toppings etcetera.

I was offered some pizza and had many different types to choose from, when I spotted what I thought would be a Cheese pizza.

So I took a nice sizeable slice and sunk my teeth into it...at that point realizing that the cheese was actually mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes on a pizza???

Beatlechick90 · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:01 am Post subject:

I ate mealworms at a museum once and they were okay. I've also eated chocolate-covered grasshoppers for a school project.
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