The Newbie Thread

DG-sama · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2294

It has occured to me that this site is lacking in a newbie thread... I mean just think of all those poor little newbies who are just wandering around the forums all lost and alone not knowing where to post...

*ahem*

Anyway... so all you newbies out there come on over say hi and break the ice. I won't eat ya! Unless you happen to be a cupcake then I might consider taking a nibble, but if you're not a cupcake you have nothing to worry about.
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God damn you signature WORK!

fallenangel · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:20 pm Post subject:

Burn 'em at the stake! Cool

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web · Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2004 Posts: 6

uh.... hi? I'm new. Just registared about an hour ago. and uh.... WTF?

fallenangel · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:43 pm Post subject:

You're lucky someone stole my lighter! Nah, welcome anyway.
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web · Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2004 Posts: 6

*Getting scared* Hmm.... I wonder who could have stolen it! *Throws lighter behind back*

kathyhime85 · Very bored Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 164

*catches it*...shiny...

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

why is there only 1 newbie in the newbie thread?

hahahahahaha, he should be named "permanent Newbie"
or she.

BAMFManiac · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:00 am Post subject:

ahaha newbie has an awesome avatar! o and welcome, web-spider-person!

you guys had better be careful with that lighter. playing with fire is bad. very bad. trust me, i speak from experience. *stares at the pile of ashes that used to be her house*
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

alex, u set fire to my heart. hahahaha.

burn!

BAMFManiac · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:17 am Post subject:

lol a pyromaniac's love story, eh? i set fire to everything, but i always give newbies a good head start.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

awww. thats so sweet, in a bizzare, and unsweet way.

i will run with the newbies, and gracefully run through the flowers, with the wind in my hair.

then i will scream "FIRE!" and throw the Newbies into you. and then, u will do ur magic.

hootinanny · Newb Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 21

Hi everbody, I am new, I'm hyper, and I have no clue as to what to do! Waah! HeLp mE! Roar! WTF?

Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

hootinanny. im lookin for a sidekick, and an anonymous newbie seems like a good way to start. the offer is a one time offer,...so, if u chose yes, u will become like me.

warning:

i do not hold myself responsible if you get banned, tortured, and or become crazy.

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on behalf of the biggest idiot here, welcome to Fanart.

DG-sama · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2294

Hooti! Yay you finally posted here! Hee hee... we need to get you an avatar hun.

Oi Powtaz? Don't you be corrupting my newbie now. Or I'll... beat you off with a stick.
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fallenangel · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:50 pm Post subject:

I repeated a chemistry experiment 5 times just because it involved lighting things on fire. Rolling eyes

Had to make sure the results were accurate, after all...
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a-drawer-4ever · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 157

Heh.. the first time i posted I posted a topic .... and when I saw the word newbie under my name I freaked out!! Surprised

so I went on a rampage replying to every topisc I could find (even yaoi, I tried to be nice) and so I finally became an avanced member so i'm not a newbie even though I just started posting on the forums about a month ago. *welcomes the 2 newbies and gives them cupcakes and chocolate milk*

fallenangel · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:26 pm Post subject:

All that work for status, and your posts were [i]still[/i] more useful than Pow's. Wow.
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Powtaz · Oldbie Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2141

yes. but were they as entertaining? were they!?

yes, yes they weren't. Razz

fallenangel · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 3:42 pm Post subject:

Yes. And they made sense. A novel concept for you, I know.
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kathyhime85 · Very bored Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 164

I just went crazy over break. Thats why I got "Very Bored" already >.<