*smacks Forehead* I Apologize

Invader_Zen · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:42 am Post subject:

*runs in and trips over a stick* Here I am! Sorry, I haven't been on recently. I've got things to do. *nervous eye twitch* My neighbor kind of wants his spleen back. And i'm trying to fix my stupid scanner. Grrr.....*wields taser at scanner menacingly* Okay, I'm going to try to fit a poem in here.

Shifting Alliance

I finally did it
I took over the world
So why am I still unhappy?
I worked so hard to do it
Destroyed my foes with ease
So why is it,
That my mind cannot expirience peace?

I remeber a time
When I thought I had lost.
When I thought I would die.
When every night
My pillow was wet
From where I cried.
Someone saved me
So long ago

They were then in danger
I couldn't save them
I felt so bad
I froze my heart
Froze it so nothing could penetrate it
But something eats away at the frost

Someone enters my chambers
I sigh a greeting
The hood nods
They inch closer, wielding a dagger
I call the guards.
They are taken away to be executed

When their time has come,
I give the final command
A silent wave of my hand,
And the axe swings
The head rolls off,
Revealing the face
Of the one who saved me.

I stagger away,
Back to my chambers
The ice has thawed away,
I cry, I bleed, I hurt, I scream
But nothing can bring them back to me.

I sit up in my bed,
Shaking my body,
and turn slightly
The world is not mine
I sigh with relief
And call a certain someone very dear to me.

Those of you reading this, you know who I'm talking about. Or DO you??? Actually, I don't really understand this one. Have fun interprting! *flies away*
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:00 pm Post subject:

awesome poem zen. i dont get it either, but its still awesome! *claps cheerfully for zen then shoots herself for no apparent reason.*
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Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

I'd say it looks like anightmare scenario-where you(for no apparent sane reason)have taken over the world and you purposely killed your own soul(heart).....because you had to go on with the command and conquer mission and you forgot about the person who saved you.The person survived and regretted his decision when he saw you were dictator incarnate and comes to you as a friend in disguise(hood)...in order to stop(kill) you.At the nth moment you figure out his intentions ,you imprison him and later have him executed!And you finally see the face and it turns out to be that friend who saved you and its too late!He's gone....
Then you wake up and shake yourself and you're probably calling Mommy/Daddy/kitty dearest!And you are so glad....
Is that the esence?Funny it loses evrything when I write my interpretation,which does no justice to it....Oh!well.....Certainly some nightmare....eh Rissa?

Morbidmauler · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:47 am Post subject:

i always have nightmare about my friends being killed, hence my life assistance deal. damn, they havent quite quit coming yet. my bro did this just to piss me off. he asked me what was wrong one day, and i mistakenly told him. later the next day, he made this comment. my dad's phone is ringing here:

bro: answer his phone!
me: i dunno who it is!
bro: answer it!

also here, we have a recording that calls us everytime we have a thunder storm warning.

me: its just the weather channel.
bro: jeez, it could have been someone calling. maybe granddad, saying they were in a car accident. or Al or something...

me: *long hard stare*
bro: ooooooooooooooooooooo! sorry.
me: bastard.

i mean hello?! i tell you ive been haveing nightmares about Al (not using real name) in a car accident and ask you not to mention it. that should trigger a big red flag right thar scout! he's such an ass. Evil or Very Mad

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Invader_Zen · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:06 pm Post subject:

To Srini: That's a good interpretation. I don't sleep as often as I used to cos of nightmares like those. As for who I was calling, it could have been anyone. More than likey tho, I was calling for some random person, thing, etc. Once I woke up and I remeber calling for pudding. It was very strange.

Yes, I do have a thing about global domination. Don't ask, it's just, sometimes I see the state that the world is in, and I just want to kick the morons who made it that way/ haven't done anything to fix it out of office and takeover and fix it. Good intentions, not so good way of going about it. Twisted Evil

But really, I couldn't do it. I'm easily distracted.....OOOH! Shiny object!

To Morbid: Umm....if my brother did anything like that I'd hang him off the doorknob by his underwear. He knows not to cross me. He is my minion. One of them at least. All I can suggest is...ignore him. I'm not usually caught in those situations. Or plunge him into a nightmare world. Make him remember to be careful about what he says. *evil grin*

Happy Poem!!!! *heh no I just kid*

I look outside every day
And wonder what it's like.
To feel like I belong.

Even at my school
I always felt misplaced
Like I was a heavy metal girl at a classical concert
Like I was wearing my dad's shoes.

I could tell I was different
The people didn't help me feel like I fit in.
They called me names.
"Freak, misfit, loser, weirdo,
Spooky, Dark, Ice Queen"
I know I'm strange
I know I'm a misfit
I also know I'm stubborn, dark, and a little icy at times.
But it still hurts to get called that to your face.

I suppose I'll just keep walking.
Take the brutal beatings
Revel in the joys
And eventually....
I know I'll find my place.
I've just gotta keep walking.

Wow. That was a bit more hopeful than some of my other poems. Not really optimistic...but not pessimistic.
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Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

Pudding.....mmmmm yummy................well not so with a nightmare eh?actually I've only had a nightmare when I was around in 1st grade.....I hate insects I used to have these creepy visions of a floor crawling with insects ,larvae.cockroaches,huge ones ,litlle ones....(shudders)it was so urrrrhh!!terrible......another at that time was of a dark demonic creature hiding in the darkness for me ,I used to be very scared of the dark-I'd enter a dark room and I'd turn the lights on in a flash....and I'd look around scared(anyway that was then)-..............others are sometime mostly based in a very real way.....I see myself fighting with someone....or sometimes its plain crazy .....like this vision i have of myself being like a kind of Neo(I always had this since I was small)I saw myself falling from the stairs above or jumping from the top of a cupboard and landing down unhurt ;like a superhero!(I always loved Batman) ........there mwas an even weirder one where I saw myself riding a scooter in atraffic jam to get myself back home,and the best part is I struggle but I manage to do it even though I never learnt to!
Yup dreams ......nightmares are all totally weird.
Most of the time I find myself dreaming more during daytime than when I sleep at night!

Morbidmauler · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:09 am Post subject:

at zen; i wish i could hang my brother up by his underwear, but seeing how he is 17, been in the ROTC rifle team at his school for i dont know how many years, and even though i way around 135 pounds, he can lift me up and chuck me across the room, that makes things a bit mre difficult. *sighs* im not fat, but i have a big butt. i can barely squeeze into my favorite black jeans anymore. Sad

man, my mom says we'll both start doing classes at the gym soon. i havent had any physical activity for three years. ever sine ive had surgery, ive been pretty much a couch potato. im gona look so stupid in that class. Crying or Very sad

at Srindi: yum, pudding!
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:49 am Post subject:

*gasps* Okay, I took the plunge.
I'm CHANGING MY AVI!!!!! OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?!
It will blink!!! ^_^ ......what the frosting? Why isn't it changing?! Okay Morbid. I know how you feel now. I really do. ARGGHHH!!!!!!! *wields waffle iron at computer menacingly* If it changes, I shall be happy.

Okaeedokee then. Now that that is over with, let's write a poem!!!!

I am Frustrated

Why
Won't
It
WORK???

I tried that
It didn't work
Just another disappointment.
I'm not going to go on a homicidal rapage over one little thing,
Right?
I'll just go do something else!

I'm doing what I can
It seems to be going well.....
What?
NOOOO!!!!
!*@&%^*@&$#*&
I can't believe it!
This failed too!
Just another disapointment.
But I'm getting mad.

Now I'm sure this one won't ail!
No sir, it won't!
My plan is coming to fruition!
What?
A malfunction?!?!!
......forget it.
I'm gonna go kill something.

I know THAT won't fail me.

Not very poetic....oh well. Kind of amusing though. God I hate it when things fail. It happens all too often.
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

cool. trust me, you have no idea how i feel.
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:17 pm Post subject:

I meant about the icon thing. Furgleyepoop!!!!! It still hasn't changed!!!! *rams into computer monitor with katana* Evil or Very Mad

I hate my computer

Meow.

(Edit:It's fixed! Oh yeah! Woot!)
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject:

ok. i like your avvie.
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject:

Gaara say OMG.

Last Nights Dream, in the form of a poem.

Last night I had a dream
A very strange dream
You were in it
And Srini too.
Though what you two did
I hope you'll never do.
I was smiling and chattering away
While the whole time you kept your hunger at bay.
Suddenly Srini stood up and stared
Then he walked over to me, his teeth were bared

Before I stopped breathing
i woke with a start
And held my hand to my hammering heart.
The whole time screaming:
OMG SRINI'S GONNA EAT MY HEAD!!!

I'm not kidding, that's what I dreamt. It was funny but scary at the same time.
I don't think Srini would ever try to eat my head though. I like my head. *hits head as she crashes into door* Ow.
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:05 pm Post subject:

hey! why didnt i eat your had zen!?
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Srinidhi · Member Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 68

Wow thats new!I'm scary?

Morbidmauler · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:07 am Post subject:

seriously! im scarier than srindi! what the hell?! just look at mine name dammit! i never do anything cool in people's dreams!
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:31 am Post subject:

The dream wasn't scary, it was more funny than anything. But I don't really know why I dreamt Srini ate my head. You couldn't really eat my spleen. I don't have one. In fact......I don't have a lot of the normal organs. *creepy music*
You're not that scary. The dream wasn't scary dammit. It was funny. But.....I guess I dunno.....you could've also turned into a killer clown. I'm deathly afraid of clowns. They scare the dookie outta me.........I DON'T LIKE DOOKIE!!!!!!! *points at pillow on floor* AND SHUT UP!!!

But here. I'll make you scary. *draws clown face on Morbid*

Once upon a summers eve
I had a dream, about about a dastardly deed.
My good friend Morbid had come to see me.
When I heard, I had shouted wee-hee!
But I didn't realize she had a secret,
A horrible clowny secret.

She arrived and i opened the door
She smiled so twisted, and I knew no more.
When I awoke I was in a pot
I truly hoped this was a dream
For if it were not,
I'd be in the belly of a scary clown.
A clown named Morbid.

Clowns are scaaaary. *serious* I've been scared of them since I was five years old.
*twitching* You're not REALLY a clown are you Morbid?? If you are:

OMG!!!IT"S A GONNA EAT MAH HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!FLEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*flees*
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:53 am Post subject:

*creepy music* i might be, for all you know. i totally lol'd. ive never seen myself as a clown before. funny, i dont have a spleen either!
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject:

I have a squeedly spooch. Even my parents admit to it. I'm not from this planet, I know it. Why else would I have this global domination thing going?
Oh...wait...you wouldn't know about that. I don't talk about it much. I wanna take over the world. Yay me. *waves flag*
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Morbidmauler · Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:25 am Post subject:

OOOOOOOH! if you take oover the world, can i be the court jester? please?!
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Invader_Zen · Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:58 am Post subject:

ehhh...if...you...want....? Friends get promoted to the social elite class...lucky you!! ^_^

Under my rule
Everything will be grand
Trash will no longer,
be in the sand

Kids won't work
In sweatshops all day
And only get,
minimal pay.

I'll get rid of morons,
Who want nothing but money,
I shall feed them to bees,
After dipping them in honey!

VOTE RISSA FOR GLOBAL OVERLORD!!! (or is it overlady?? ehhh) VOTE RISSA FOR RULER OF THE WORLD!!!
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