Things That Sound Perverted In Games But Arent

WaterNeko_Goddess · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 61

Like near the end of Kingdom Hearts where donald says to goofy "Stop staring and keep pushing!" when they were trying to close to door to Kingdom Hearts. It sounds funny XD I know I'm perverted sometimes ^^ But when you have played that game as much as I have you gotta find something new to keep you entertained. So I look to see if what they say sounds perverted in the least bit.

Can anyone else think of anything like that?

Oh and also in Parappa the Rappa 2....the noodle level and the level with love karate chop thingy with the onion guy....Lmao XD So many things that sound so very wrong....XD

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

i've heard in kingdom hearts if you go under Yuffie (or some other girl) while she's sitting on a pier and switch the camera view you an see up her skirt.. and same thing with Jane..

disney is secretly hiding pr0n..

Jacob · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 87

dont you mean porn??? and thats scary i mean like i hate that game whats the point in it??

Paru · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:58 am Post subject:

[quote]disney is secretly hiding pr0n.. [/quote]
[quote]dont you mean porn??? [/quote]

No, she meant pr0n, you just ain't 1337 enough to understand.
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Sirius · Very bored Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 189

Or old enough to be allowed to watch.

Jacob · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 87

i seen some porn im not like young young i watch some movies , and wth is 1337

DG-sama · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 2294

You are too young to be watching porn.
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Jacob · Member Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 87

hey i woke up and my friends were watching it when i spend the night at there house lol its the one on cable......

silver_dreams · Elder Than Dirt Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Posts: 5102

are you sure that wasn't a cartoon you're think of? Wink

Lexar · Forum Stalker Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 1129

Zero Wing has a pretty cool sequence.

'MAIN SCREEN TURN ON!'

flaming_weasel · Very bored Joined: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 178

I tried that thingie with Selphie. It's nothing that bad -- just her underwear. Boring, white underwear, I might add. *yawn*

born2bequeen · Member Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Posts: 66

I know some....When u like play the Ocarina of Time Ganondweeb says,"Link these toys are to much for u return them to me." It just sounds nasty.... And when a dude villian kidnaps a princess or sumthin you sumtimes her screamin Noooooo! or Stop! :wacko: :wacko:

n8comics · Has No Life Joined: 05 May 2004 Posts: 582

I don't do that porn stuff... I rather screw a chick instead of watch a chick being screwed. Sounds good, no?

One_Winged_Angel_Returns · Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:55 am Post subject:

None of thats on my schedule of the near future. Sorry! How bout Sephiroth and his mother obsession? For a man like that, thats gross!
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Meredianna · Has No Life Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 526

Ok Silent hill ....... 2 of silent hill games has kind of .... perverted stuff and 1 of them is really porn by all means... ><; Ok lets start with the lesser porn . silent hill 3. the game over scene , when u die u see different game over scenes. ok heres this scene: our heroine of SH3 heather dies and lies on the ground dead , valtiel comes and opens her legs in a VERY suggestive manner then the screen goes black , then Game over in red. heres another game over scene in the hospital : as usual she gets beat by baddies and drops dead, this time .. a doctor zombie pulls her to a room.. to do some surgeries or operations on her,if u know what i mean? :ph34r: althought the hospital in silent hill 3 has nurses .. not doctors. ok lets forget this.. and start with the other serious porn ... Silent hill 2...
you play james sunderland. you go into the apartments. you dont mind your own business. you find a monster porn scene . yes u will be treated to a monster porn scene Sad

.............. but don be surprised. its porn of 2-3 seconds. ..

Read the puzzle section which contains poems. its interesting. if u concentrate on the poems.. * ekskiose my language* but it took meh to a sexual place O_o

The Kite hot, crazy and panting mad. sounds kinda sadistic.
Sweet shackles that tease and excite.
Death itself would drive him wild.
Red blood that turns milky white. <--- :wacko:

(from the SH3 hospital puzzle)

Meredianna · Has No Life Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 526

Im very sowwy i went off topic for a moment . aahahhahaha... -sigh- ... although
i asked a few silent hill pro's and they assured me about the game over scenes.. it wasnt what i thought it was ^^ .. but i forgot to ask about the !@#$ scene in silent hill 2 :huh: i guess theres nothing to ask about it . its a porn scene. O_o

So there things that sounded perverted : the gameover scenes in silent hill3 and the poems . ( forget the !@#$ scene of SH 2<--- it doesnt sound perverted .. IT IS)
P.S : remember.. silent hill 2 is only a game . Smile

k? its a gaaaame...

* hahah sorry guys .. once i see a topic i dont read carefully the subject.. i type like crazy *

Giga_Death · Newb Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 5

Heres a Resident Evil Parody (1.77Mb). Some Smart Alec thought it would be cool to record the voices from Resident Evil game and make a pervy sound file from them.

Also rofl... just found some of the video footage which possibly references the sounds used in the Resident Evil Parody sound file...
Go to THIS web page and scroll down to:

"
Remake: Wesker and Jill
Cut Scene from the remake where Wesker plants an air of suspicion about Barry in Jill's mind
"

[i]&[/i]

"
Aiding Richard Aiken
Cut Scene from the Remake showing Rebecca assisting an injured Richard
"

[i]&[/i]

"
Almost a Jill Sandwich
Scen in the remake where Barry saves Jill from certain flatness
"

Sounds funnier after watching those clips.

Giga_Death · Newb Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 5

Hmmmm, I got some other stuff, but don't wanna make a new thread:

Speaking of Video Game Parodies ([i]RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE AS[/i]):

Metal Gear Solid Parody from megalo (4Mb).

ROFL... Shenmue Parody, you'll have to play it to understand what he means (4.65Mb).

nutz.. Ninja Gaiden Parody Ahhh Rachel! (4.89Mb).

OT but funny... Britney Parody (1.79Mb).

[i]The links will be broken soon cos of server issues so get them while you can.[/i]

VenusGoddessofLove2132 · Newb Joined: 28 Jan 2004 Posts: 13

Kingdom Hearts: Riku said. "You've always pushed me, as I've always pushed you..." Nuff said.

Legend of Dragoon: Scene with Lavitz, Dart, and Albert after fighting Zackwell

catgurl101 · Member Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

:ph34r: this is odd. *runs away*