What's the worst comment you've heard about your artwork?

Joke_Master_Mandy16 · Newb Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 8

I want to know what's the worst comment, either on this site or in real life, that you've ever heard about your artwork? I post my stuff on Deviant Art as well as here and I get mostly flames there. I've heard everything from "You suck", to "You draw like a freaking 5 year old!" The worst comment I got recently was when I was in school and I was drawing a sketch of Macbeth sitting in his throne and some girl comes up to me and says "OMG!! It's the Burger King guy!!" (I assure you , it's a pretty good sketch so far and looks nothing like the Burger King guy.) I came pretty close to actually stabbing her with my pencil. Anywho, let's hear some of your bad comment stories!

Stratadrake · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject:

I've [i]seen[/i] some pretty awful comments, but I've generally been spared the pity of receiving them. Though I do occasionally get comments which fall into the "clueless" category . . . like this one:

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-527665.html
[quote]Um...this is a wolf. Are you sure this is from Zelda? It doesn't ring a bell for me. I think your confused.[/quote]
The piece in question is a Zelda+Okami crossover, specifically wolf Link drawn Okami-style, which I clearly stated in its Description.
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London · Moderator Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 6474

Something along the lines of, "GAYYYH!"
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SirTyler48 · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject:

Suprisingly, never had a bad comment :O

GreenNinja · Still very bored Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 306

[quote] i like this one alot better than the stupid 3rd one [/quote]

This is the worst one I've gotten on FAC. My grade10 art teacher might be the worst in real life.

SilverKitsune · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:16 pm Post subject:

"Dat sick and rong!!!!!!!!!" - http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-196024.html
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SirTyler48 · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:22 pm Post subject:

Sorry, but I have to agree with him...

SilverKitsune · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject:

I really don't care. hahaha
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Touzoku-joou · Oldbie Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2399 Location: interweb

lol

anyway

[quote]What is going on with you? Your drawing with TKB look like...dare I say it...

'Disney'

Oh NO! I said it! That terrible word! *cries*

Get back in the groove with your origanal art style; Disney scares me more than Michel Jackson...[/quote]

This comment raped my mind more than any flame I could ever get. It would rape your mind too if you knew what she was referring to by "original art style", which wasn't so much a style as it was my brain taking a shit on a piece of paper.
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SilverKitsune · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject:

lol, now show us a flame.

[edit] what picture did that comment come from?
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jclark_foxxy114 · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject:

I have some good comments about my pictures. And some bad ones.(on that one thread I had) But Iam glad some people like my art.

Touzoku-joou · Oldbie Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2399 Location: interweb

[quote="SilverKitsune"]lol, now show us a flame.

[edit] what picture did that comment come from?[/quote]

Crappy picture, I'm rather ashamed of it and would rather not link :< That comment was on dA, btw.

But, uh. Flame. Do I get flames? I'm going to sift through my gallery now...

Oh, the classic. So when Harry Potter 4 came out, I couldn't help but mock the fact that they used someone as attractive as Ralph Fiennes to play the serpent-like, ugly Voldemort. So I drew this: http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-321574.html

One of the responses:

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Idiot!What do you think you're doing.Ralph Fiennes by the way is in my opinion far better than many other actors.Don't forget he played the villainous Amon Goeth in Schindler's List and I think tthat if you see the movie you may possibly comprehend why he was chosen.

About the pic its OK.not awesome unlike what other nuts say about it!The robes have a nice feel.The face is not good.(even for a mock Voldemort).Plain not bad stuff.[/quote]

They're right, it's a crap picture. But the comment still gives many lols.
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Squidman · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:38 pm Post subject:

I had no idea that Voldemort was my beautiful Red Dragon :\
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fallenangel · Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject:

Did you see all the fuss about the flight attendant that was fired for banging him on the plane recently? She said they started talking when he got all offended that she complimented him on The English Patient 'cause it was "10 years ago, can't people appreciate my recent work?"

Like Maid in Manhattan and Harry Potter? He does such shitty movies to counteract the great ones. Confused

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Edge · Newb Joined: 27 Mar 2005 Posts: 2

Well, a girl wanted i do a request to her (a fanart of a wrestler), after of tell her like 5 times i don't do requests and that she should do the fanart by herself. And her worst comment (to don't say "the most pathetic") was..

[quote]I can't draw Jeff at all! I've attempted drawing him. It's just so terrible...I can't do it and I think I shall cry!!!!!!!

*cries because I am unable to draw Jeff Hardy due to the fact that I have no talent for drawing Jeff*[/quote]

Rolling Eyes

The_Stef · Forum Scalleywag Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Posts: 961

I'm not sure if it actually counts as a bad comment, because it might not actually be bad, but I just plain don't understand it. Someone commented on one of my way old Sasuke pictures and said "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!! That is awesome and he is so hot, f.o.d"

...according to urbandictionary, she told me to fuck off and die? D: wtf I dun get it

Cthatya · Rookie Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 31

I had to make a few characters from the Canterbury Tales (specifically the Miller, the Reeve and some other random guy.) I was drawing them at home when my sister's boyfriend decides to tell me that they all look like a$$. And I quote, "Wow, look, Tubby's drawn some piles of crap with clothes! No seriously, your proportions are so off, and you need to go kill yourself." I do not exaggerate. Which is why I plan on killing him. Very soon.

bowiegranap · Very bored Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Posts: 218

"Stop posting stuff that your didn't make. People might think you have talent."

I've heard heard this and variations of this a _lot_ of times.

And I've also received a 3-page rant on why CG (including MS PAINT, PS, PSP, and whatever paint programs) isn't art.

"Did you draw it? Or did you CLICK it?"

Stratadrake · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:54 am Post subject:

[quote]"Stop posting stuff that your didn't make. People might think you have talent."[/quote]
I've seen those kind of comments left on people too. Then again, if the person actually [i]didn't[/i] make the piece, it's a violation of submission policy that needs to be looked into. I've dealt with quite a few of those.
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thedudedisturbed · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:27 pm Post subject:

"all these drawings are a waste of paper"-my mom...but that was at least 5 years ago...she was pretty much right.
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