The Nazi Menace

[brent]

Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

Gordon's Restatement of Newman's Corollary to Godwin's Law: Libertarianism (pro, con, and internal faction fights) is the primordial net.news discussion topic. Any time the debate shifts somewhere else, it must eventually return to this fuel source.

Morgan's Corollary to Godwin's Law: As soon as such a comparison occurs, someone will start a Nazi-discussion thread on alt.censorship.

Sircar's Corollary: If the Usenet discussion touches on homosexuality or Heinlein, Nazis or Hitler are mentioned within three days.

Van der Leun's Corollary: As global connectivity improves, the probability of actual Nazis being on the Net approaches one.

Miller's Paradox: As a network evolves, the number of Nazi comparisons not forestalled by citation to Godwin's Law converges to zero.
_________________
[img]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/brent_da_man_2004/sheb2mk0.jpg[/img]

[SexySpoonsWillRuleUsAll]

...kay.

[KeheiZero]

As proximity to the Ark of the Covenant decreases, the maximum amount of nazis increases.
_________________
"You know what? My squirrel instinct tells me he's even more of a bastard than I first thought." - Gene Hunt

[brent]

[quote="KeheiZero"]As proximity to the Ark of the Covenant decreases, the maximum amount of nazis increases.[/quote]

Anyone have any better ones?
_________________
[img]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/brent_da_man_2004/sheb2mk0.jpg[/img]

[brent]

[quote="KeheiZero"]As proximity to the Ark of the Covenant decreases, the maximum amount of nazis increases.[/quote]

Anyone have any better ones?
_________________
[img]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/brent_da_man_2004/sheb2mk0.jpg[/img]