I Know Logan's Secret

Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

[b]Better read this.[/b]

Once Apon a Time, There was a boy.
This boy was about 14 years old. He knew right from wrong, Up from down, He was a very bright boy for his age.
So bright, Even the Village elders are inpressd.

After all, He needs to be smart, For he was next in line to become the Chief of the village. He needed to know a lot of things,
And Gather a lot of skills. He was a Birlliant boy.
But, He did have is Soft spots and weaknesses.
Infact, He was Really fond for candy.

The Town did not have much candy.
So the Boy Was at a loss. But then again,
He wanted to learn more then anyting else. Knowage was the key.
after all, The villagers will look up to him.
He was going to be the [i]chief[/i].

One day, Tis was all peace. The bar was not besy,
Mostly due to the fact that it was going to be sold During [i]the[/i] auction, The small hut where the auction was takeing place, Was busy. The resaon? Today was the day! A small man steped up the stage.
"Hello Ladys and Gents. You've all come to try to buy this,"
He Pointed to the bar,
"This wonderful bar. Formerly known as 'Prince kinglys Bar and Fryer'"
The Boy got up, and said,
"Is the Bar and [i]Grill[/i] sir"
and sat back down.

"Yes, Sorry. Now,"
"Bidding Starts at 600"
A Lage man in a hood stood up, With wads of gray hair falling off his coat, AS if he just whent wolf hunting.

[b][i]"I, The Amazing Man Of Every Thing, Desides to wager 15,000 Big Village Buffos on this here's Bar."[/i][/b]

The Auction was over, Before it even began. All the villagers left, Stareing at that large man, Whom they never seen before.

The Man Truned to the boy, Still not reviling his face

[b][i]"Hello. You Must Be That Boy, The One Who Will Have The Thone. Nice To Meet You. I Am Garth, Garth Logan. Fallow Me, For, I Have Candy."[/i][/b]
"Really Sir?" The Boy asked the man, "You have Candy? What Kinds!?!"
[b][i]"Yes, You'll Have To Fallow Me To See."[/b][/i]
"Well," The Boy looked back. Looking at the sky, The sun was setting. "
"I must get back to the Home now. It's been nice seeing you!"
The man took firm grip on the boy's arm, With a Very harry Arm indeed.
[b][i]"By Sunrise tomarrow, There will be no candy left, And I Will Not Save Any For You.[/i][/b]

"All right" Said the biy. With a very Unsure look on his face.

Together they Whent to the dark, Dark forest...

the mans hut was very small, On the outside. The Man beckond the boy inside, By now it was dark outside, The boy knew he was not ment to be here.

[b][i]"So, Whats your Name, Buddy?"[/b][/i]
"Dewroo. Mountain Dewroo."

[b][i]"What a Strage name, Is that a so called 'nick name,' Or your parent's being dickwads."[/b][/i]

Dewroo diden't like this man, Still in a Strage Cloak, But Thoughts of Candy overshadowd all else.

"both, I guess."
Dewroo kept thinking "[i]Don't take off his cloak, You won't get any candy.[/i]

[b][i]"So, Dew, Can I call you that? Of corse I Can.[/b][/i]

[i]"Take off his cloak, Take of his cloak,"[/i]

IN a bold move Dewroo Moved with speed, Took the Man's Cloak,
And under that cloak,

Was the biggest, Smellyest Wolf you've ever seen. Growing with many fangs,
That seemd as if they are there with the aid of glue
The Wolfs Large, Blood red eyes Shot at dewroo.
And smiled.

[b][i]"Hey, Buddy! You diden't have to to that, did you?[/b][/i]

But dewroo simply said,
"So, about the candy."

[b][i]"Ah! Yes. Well, You Might Have to wait. You see, There is a Reason Behind mr Buying that rusty old bar. You and I are going to make an, Bar of our own.[/b][/i]

"really? What will it be called?"

[b][i]"The Dew Point"[/b][/i]

"oh, Ok." Said Boy Dew. And so ends Part One Of this. Part two, (I'm takeing a brake) Will Be the rest of this, And The Non-Story part, Expaining Logans secret.

unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

haha!!

logan is no more, dewy, remember? he changed into that guy making that poorly done fac manual :huh:
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Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Juat wait till' you see Part two.

hikari0205 · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:02 pm Post subject:

i can hardly wait

PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:50 am Post subject:

I didn't read it.

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Would it have hurt to run this thing through a word processor?
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Mountain_Dewroo · Forum Stalker Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 1274

Sorry.

Brianhjh · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:49 pm Post subject:

I loved the part where Fae decapitated your head. very well written.
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Dogss · Would like fries with that Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 807

YeahI tried to ask Dewroo to correct the spelling, but he pretty much told me to f**k off.
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Brianhjh · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject:

His ballz need to be soaked in mountain dew, for at least a week... I'd see an irony in that.
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Dewroo · Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:29 pm Post subject:

Part two!

"I'm gay" said the clocked man.

edit: I already regret bumping this. because that is the worst example of any writings ever.

Brianhjh · Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:08 am Post subject:

There is 5 year difference between this post and last. Stop bumping threads and go back to obscurity where you belong.
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Son_of_God · Still very bored Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 350

[b][i]WOW[/i][/b]....[i]and i was really looking forward to part 2. but alas, i knew you didn't have the balls to reveal anything...5 years later and i still didn't read that poor representation of my character.[/i] [b][i]HA![/i][/b]

[i]
remember Dew, Superman always w!ns.[/i] Wink

SilverKitsune · Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:54 am Post subject:

I know you.
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Son_of_God · Still very bored Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 350

[i]damnit...i just remembered why he never posted the second part..

doesn't matter, so long as he doesn't remember.[/i]

Hawk4444 · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:40 pm Post subject:

i however was looking forward to part two as well. we'll see what happens in the end with this thread.
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unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

Logan once showed me a bound and frightened woman on his webcam <3
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:37 pm Post subject:

mmmmmmm that woulda been hot. did you fap? i woulda fapped.

for scholarly reasons of course. *cough*
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Son_of_God · Still very bored Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 350

[i]....that was me, you butt. lol, good memory though.[/i]

unfocused · Moderator Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 6983 Location: Texas

You look like a hot girl.
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