Wwe Thread

[Ambush347]

Well I'm sick of the fact that I get very little recognition at my other site where I write the wrestling reports and I've decided to "expand" my operation. Visit my wrestling section for the complete thread powtazworld wrestling. Anyway here it is, the best of the WWE by me Ambush347!




[b]Raw Report[/b]

Match results:
Intercontinental Champion Rob Van Dam beat Scott Steiner by disqualification.
Maven pinned Rico.
Booker T, the Dudley Boyz & Shane McMahon beat Rene Dupree, Rob Conway,
Chris Jericho & Christian in a Tables Match.
Trish Stratus, Lita & Ivory defeated Molly Holly, Gail Kim & Victoria.
Goldberg & Shawn Michaels defeated Mark Henry, Ric Flair & Randy Orton.

People kept trying to attack Goldberg for the 100, 000$ bounty throughout the whole night. Steiner was about to clober Stacy with a steel chair but was saved by Austin. Afterwards he invites her to have a beer with him in the ring but she doesn't like the taste so he stunners her! Shane interviewed Kane from the hospital where he was recovering and upon hearing his voice he gets up and beats the s**t out of the doctor nearby. I think its safe to say they're feud is far from over. Goldberg managed to survive the night without being incapacitated so next week he faces Shawn Michaels for the heavyweight championship!

BTW how do I insert images from my pc into this message?? I'll try later.

[Ambush347]

[b]Smackdown Report[/b]

Match results:
Chris Benoit defeated Doug Basham
Jamie Noble and Tajiri battled to a no contest
Eddie Guerrero defeated Rhyno
Rey Mysterio defeated Johnny Stamboli

Good hype up for No Mercy. A lot of the feuds are in full swing and Vince is still a fucken psycho! The Tajiri match was amazing as always and so was Rey Rey. That Angle promo in the ring where he pretended to be John Cena and the midget acted like Kurt was hilarious! I wonder if Eddie Guerrero will be able to wrestle after that horrific beating by Big Show. Trust me folks he was bleeding hard from his back. Its nice to see that Taker doesn't take any crap from Lesnar, hopefully he can win the title from him at No Mercy. Feel free to make your No Mercy predictions.

Dammit why can't I get pics in?!

[cstdenis]

*has absolutely no interest in the crap that is wrestling*

Anyway, to post images, upload them with the "File Attachments" thing when you post.
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[Ambush347]

Thanks man. BTW at least the "crap that is wrestling" isn't as lame as your av dude.

[Ambush347]

[b]No Mercy Results[/b]

[b]Match results:[/b]
Brock Lesnar defeated Undertaker (WWE championship)
Mr. McMahon defeated Stephanie McMahon
Big Show defeated Eddie Guerrero (U.S. Title match)
Kurt Angle defeated John Cena
Chris Benoit defeated A-Train
Tajiri defeated Rey Mysterio (Cruiserweight Title match)
Zach Gowen defeated Matt Hardy
Basham Brothers defeated APA

Not a bad PPV as we saw a title exchange and some great technical wrestling. Best match of the night had to be either Show vs Guerrero or Angle vs Cena. What will happen now that Steph was beaten by Mr. McMahon and has to step down as general manager of Smackdown? Who will be the new GM? Nasty fall for Benoit as A-Train almost tripped and dropped him on his neck almost breaking it. Glad to see that Gowen was finally able to win a match on his own. Tajiri vs Mysterio was some high flying action and unbelievable kicks. Looking forward to seeing how this all plays out on Smackdown.

[Ambush347]

[b]Raw Report[/b]

[b]Match Results:[/b]
The Dudley Boyz defeated Rob Conway & Rene Dupree
Booker T defeated Randy Orton by count-out
Chris Jericho and Scott Steiner defeated Lance Storm and RVD
Molly Holly & Victoria defeated Trish Stratus & Lita
Ric Flair defeated Maven
Goldberg and Shawn Michaels wrestled to a no contest

The first match of the night was a fine tribute to the fallen Road Warrior Hawk who died over the weekend. Buh Buh Ray Dudley was wearing Hawk's name around his arm. After they won he looks up at the sky. Booker is back! That chickenshit Orton has enough and gets himself counted out. The initial Heavyweight championship match was supposed to take place midway through raw but when Goldberg was coming out to compete Mark Henry brutally attacked him and sent him through a door. We found out the first match that would be taking place at survivor series. It'll be Bischoff vs Austin or their 5-man teams against each other reather. Each of them assembles a 5-man team to compete in a classic survivor series match and if austin wins the rule where he has to be provoked to attack someone is thrown out. If he loses however he quits as co-Gm of Raw. Bischoff already has 2 ppl in his team being Jericho and Steiner while austin has Booker T. Throughout the night they kept showing the smackdown 5 commercial which looks really good. Cade and Jindrak stormed in to Evolution's locker room and stole the 100,00$ bounty! This wouldn't last long as HHH ambushes them with a 2 by 4 and comes into the arena!! After Goldberg recovers somewhat his main event with HBK takes place but Batista, back after several months on the injury list, comes in and destroys both men.

[Ambush347]

[b]Smackdown Report[/b]

[b]Match results:[/b]
Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit battled John Cena & A-Train to a no contest
Rikishi & Scotty 2 Hotty defeated the Self-Proclaimed Worlds Greatest Tag Team
Basham Brothers defeated Los Guerreros to win the WWE Tag Team Title
Tajiri defeated Zach Gowen
Undertaker defeated Big Show & Brock Lesnar in a Handicap Match

A whole bunch of people came back to smackdown after long periods of absence tonight. First off the most important moment of the night was Paul Heyman coming back to become the new GM following Steph's loss at No Mercy! I knew Sable wouldn't be good for the job but Heyman's gonna fit in perfectly. Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin were also back in action tonight and faced the returning Rikishi and Scotty too Hotty who beat them in style! Sadly Los Guerreros lost the tag titles to the Basham brothers. This has not been a good week for Eddie Guerrero. Zach Gowen fought a great match against Tajiri but lost and then was attacked by 2 mystery men that seemed to be with Tajiri. They looked a little like Yakuza. The 2vs1 handicap match was amazing. Taker initially won the match but hten Heyman, who was bent on seeing Taker win, told him this was a best 2 out of 3 falls match. Frustrated Undertaker continued to fight on and eventually won by a count out but then Heyman tells him thats no good either. Then Brock lesnar hits him with a chair and taker wins by DQ. Heyman tells him that its a no DQ match. Taker then grabs the biker chain and smashes both Lesnar and Show out cold and wins the match once and for all. Then injured taker starts to stagger away but not before Vince comes down from the skybox and confronts taker asking him what kind of match he wants and when. He tells him he wants a buried alive match. But he tells him he doesn't want it against Brock but against Vince! At survivor series it will be Undertaker vs Vince McMahon in a buried alive match!!

[Powtaz]

we all know how that turned out, dead man walking.