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slavetotheWALL
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:wacko:

I opened this up because of the number of interesting food labels I have seen and heard of if you have any not listed here please tell.



PLEASE TRY TO REFRAIN FROM SAYYING THE FOLLOWING WORDS WHILE READING THIS !!!!!!

duh
omg
stfu
hs
bs
no way

THANKS ENJOY Very Happy

On a bag of peanuts:
PRODUCT CONTAINS NUTS

On another bag of peanuts:
OPEN BAG,EAT NUTS (pun not intended)

On the bottom of a soda bottle:
OPEN OTHER SIDE

In a superman costume:
WARNING! THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE POWER TO FLY

On a frozen TV dinner:
SERVING SUGGESTION:DETHAW

On a bag of hardware nails:
DO NOT EAT!!

On a set of knives:
KEEP---OUT----OF CHILDREN

On a yankee candle:
WARNING!! OPEN LID FIRST THEN LIGHT

On a milk bottle:
WARNING!! AFTER OPENING THIS PRODUCT DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN

On a bag of chinese noodles:
WARNING!! NOT FOR THE OTHER USE (?) WTF?



Have any others not listed here?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

erm , there was something in a magazine the other week , a bloke had bought a bar of saop and on the label it said :

frarance free , colour free, suitable for vegetarians.

soap sanwich....yummy.... ^_^
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Allergy information: Manufactured on equipment that processes food containing peanuts and other nuts".

Sounds pretty standard, eh? Not when you find it on a package of PEANUT candy (Nestl "Turtles", to be exact) .
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This product may contain peanut oil PEANUTS BAG... ITS SO STUPID!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's another one

On a soap box:
USE AS REGULAR SOAP
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote]On a soap box:
USE AS REGULAR SOAP [/quote]

Wonder what made them put that label on there..... Rolling eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sadly, there are probably stupid people that have done the thigns enough times for them to become standard on labels o.o
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, that is kind of... embarrassing yes. I mean that's like putting a label on your hairdry:

CAUTION:
MAY BLOW HOT AIR WHEN ON!

xD!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here yet another one ive remembered


INSIDE a computer box:
CAUTION: DO NOT OPEN BOX DUE TO DAMPNESS RUINING COMPUTER, INSTEAD LET BOX CLOSED SO IT ADJUSTS TO ROOM TEMP.



Darn <_<
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So since when are computers food? :rolleyes:

Or should we just bring up any silly labels anywhere that we've seen....

Like this standard warning on many household cleaners: "It is against Federal law to use this product in a way inconsistent with its labelling."
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So i guess killing someone is off the limit right? Darn.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any label on anything is fine i just said food because that where you see it occuring the most
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DUDE I FOUND ONE FOR A HAIRDRYER

"Do not use while sleeping"

and

For a Chainsaw

" Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

not food but close enough: performance enhancers (caution, may cause drowsiness).
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Hahahahahahaahah

Thats a good one are you serious?

That is definetly going into my inventory ( dragonicflames start looking at everting you own that own has a lable on it)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think i might have to, because obviously I have to stop catching that chainsaw i own with my genitals. Damnit, and that is just a good way to pass the time away.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah that one ranks up their with the frozen food suggestion
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe that one is pretty cool zinovia last day i looked at a flashlight and it said "WARNING: may blind temporally"
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heres yet another one

on a bottle of car wax:

WARNING: DO NOT USE ON ANIMALS
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sigh* has anyone found another label yet
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