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slavetotheWALL Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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:wacko:
I opened this up because of the number of interesting food labels I have seen and heard of if you have any not listed here please tell.
PLEASE TRY TO REFRAIN FROM SAYYING THE FOLLOWING WORDS WHILE READING THIS !!!!!!
duh
omg
stfu
hs
bs
no way
THANKS ENJOY
On a bag of peanuts:
PRODUCT CONTAINS NUTS
On another bag of peanuts:
OPEN BAG,EAT NUTS (pun not intended)
On the bottom of a soda bottle:
OPEN OTHER SIDE
In a superman costume:
WARNING! THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE POWER TO FLY
On a frozen TV dinner:
SERVING SUGGESTION:DETHAW
On a bag of hardware nails:
DO NOT EAT!!
On a set of knives:
KEEP---OUT----OF CHILDREN
On a yankee candle:
WARNING!! OPEN LID FIRST THEN LIGHT
On a milk bottle:
WARNING!! AFTER OPENING THIS PRODUCT DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN
On a bag of chinese noodles:
WARNING!! NOT FOR THE OTHER USE (?)
Have any others not listed here?
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cherry-chi-hiwatari Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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erm , there was something in a magazine the other week , a bloke had bought a bar of saop and on the label it said :
frarance free , colour free, suitable for vegetarians.
soap sanwich....yummy.... ^_^ |
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Stratadrake Elder Than Dirt

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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"Allergy information: Manufactured on equipment that processes food containing peanuts and other nuts".
Sounds pretty standard, eh? Not when you find it on a package of PEANUT candy (Nestl "Turtles", to be exact) . _________________ Strata here: [url=http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/242293]Nanowrimo[/url] - [url=www.fanart-central.net/user-Stratadrake.php]FAC[/url] - [url=http://stratadrake.deviantart.com]dA[/url] - [url=www.furaffinity.net/user/Stratadrake/]FA[/url]
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Ogrim_Doomhammer Oldbie

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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This product may contain peanut oil PEANUTS BAG... ITS SO STUPID! _________________ [url=http://www.fanart-central.net/user-Ogrim_Doomhammer.php][img]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/Ogrim_Doomhammer/lennonbannercopy.jpg[/img][/url]
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slavetotheWALL Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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Here's another one
On a soap box:
USE AS REGULAR SOAP |
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DragonicFlames Very Oldbie

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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[quote]On a soap box:
USE AS REGULAR SOAP [/quote]
Wonder what made them put that label on there..... _________________ [img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/Dragonicflamesfac/DFsig2.jpg[/img]
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silver_dreams Elder Than Dirt

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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sadly, there are probably stupid people that have done the thigns enough times for them to become standard on labels o.o |
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DragonicFlames Very Oldbie

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, that is kind of... embarrassing yes. I mean that's like putting a label on your hairdry:
CAUTION:
MAY BLOW HOT AIR WHEN ON!
xD! _________________ [img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/Dragonicflamesfac/DFsig2.jpg[/img]
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slavetotheWALL Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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Here yet another one ive remembered
INSIDE a computer box:
CAUTION: DO NOT OPEN BOX DUE TO DAMPNESS RUINING COMPUTER, INSTEAD LET BOX CLOSED SO IT ADJUSTS TO ROOM TEMP.
Darn <_< |
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Stratadrake Elder Than Dirt

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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So since when are computers food? :rolleyes:
Or should we just bring up any silly labels anywhere that we've seen....
Like this standard warning on many household cleaners: "It is against Federal law to use this product in a way inconsistent with its labelling." _________________ Strata here: [url=http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/242293]Nanowrimo[/url] - [url=www.fanart-central.net/user-Stratadrake.php]FAC[/url] - [url=http://stratadrake.deviantart.com]dA[/url] - [url=www.furaffinity.net/user/Stratadrake/]FA[/url]
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DragonicFlames Very Oldbie

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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So i guess killing someone is off the limit right? Darn. _________________ [img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/Dragonicflamesfac/DFsig2.jpg[/img]
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slavetotheWALL Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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Any label on anything is fine i just said food because that where you see it occuring the most |
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DragonicFlames Very Oldbie

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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DUDE I FOUND ONE FOR A HAIRDRYER
"Do not use while sleeping"
and
For a Chainsaw
" Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." _________________ [img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/Dragonicflamesfac/DFsig2.jpg[/img]
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_matt_ Has No Life

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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not food but close enough: performance enhancers (caution, may cause drowsiness). |
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slavetotheWALL Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahahahahaahah
Thats a good one are you serious?
That is definetly going into my inventory ( dragonicflames start looking at everting you own that own has a lable on it) |
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DragonicFlames Very Oldbie

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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I think i might have to, because obviously I have to stop catching that chainsaw i own with my genitals. Damnit, and that is just a good way to pass the time away. _________________ [img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/Dragonicflamesfac/DFsig2.jpg[/img]
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slavetotheWALL Forum Stalker

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah that one ranks up their with the frozen food suggestion |
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Ogrim_Doomhammer Oldbie

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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hehe that one is pretty cool zinovia last day i looked at a flashlight and it said "WARNING: may blind temporally" _________________ [url=http://www.fanart-central.net/user-Ogrim_Doomhammer.php][img]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/Ogrim_Doomhammer/lennonbannercopy.jpg[/img][/url]
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slavetotheWALL Forum Stalker

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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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Heres yet another one
on a bottle of car wax:
WARNING: DO NOT USE ON ANIMALS
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slavetotheWALL Forum Stalker

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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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*sigh* has anyone found another label yet |
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