Pinata

Hawk4444 · Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject:

dude how horrible it would be to be a pinata.............i posted this in the sandbox but i can't go back there and read it so tell me what you guys think of them.

first your stuffed with delicous treats that make up your innereds.

then your hung on a rope by the head or something.......then a pack of wild and crazy kids swarm around you and one at a time they beat and beat and beat on you with a stick until parts of you fall off.

then they search the insides of the parts that fell off you to get your delicous innereds.....

...then they beat on you again until you break apart and let your innered fall out

then once they are done collecting your innereds they continue to beat on you and smack and kick you and tear off your paper skin........and all this is done until your nothing but shreds of paper littered across the floor.....and sometimes kids wear you like a prize.......not to mention that you know whats going to happen and you wait for your eniviatble death.....

just a stupid thing to talk about.....tell me if you think about stupid stuff like this......just any stupid thing will do.....
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PhunkYMunkY · Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject:

Sparmeh

Hawk4444 · Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:33 pm Post subject:

dear god man...........your right...........it would be torture indeed........

not to mention that you could be placed in a distance and be shot at from a real gun then your totally gone for sure if it hits you.....
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 4:19 pm Post subject:

intresting your right shooting the army men means that you kind of are shooting at american's then your the bad guy............man that sucks.........i support our troops too but there just toys after all....
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hikari0205 · Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 9:25 am Post subject:

i hate pinatas.......they are evil and pointless......at the end you get rotten teeth Laughing

Nova_Eclipse · Has No Life Joined: 27 May 2004 Posts: 451

fun to hit though lmao

ThaKakarot · Oldbie Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 2246

I actually never had the opertunity to hit one Sad

cherry-chi-hiwatari · Forum Stalker Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 1143

that makes two of us....i want a pinata!!!!!!!!!!! Sad

hikari0205 · Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject:

[quote="Nova_Eclipse (Nova)"] fun to hit though lmao [/quote]
true....i went to hit one once...but we were blindfolded......and i hit someone it the face with the baseball bat we were using.....oops :ph34r:

Hawk4444 · Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject:

[quote]pain is good if you're not on the bussiness end of it ! [/quote]

yeah your right it is fun to watch pain of others but you can't help think that it would suck if it was you................anyway..............on my xm satellite radio on channel 202 is the opie and anthony show there funny guys and they talk about anything..........just yesterday they were talking about a bathroom stall and that it was out of order and well lets just say it was used and not cleaned..........

then then described it as a brownie truck hitting the wall of the pudding factory.........that is gross...............just a thing i thought i'd throw in there........

and as for the pinata thing........i like to hit the ones that are characters that annoy me like barney the dinosaur or dora the explorer........once i bought one just to beat the ever living tar out of it.........it was a barney one...........i smashed him good and he was nothing but pieces that were left from my wrath.....

once i was done beating on him i went to my grandma's house and burned the left overs............ahahahahahahahaahaa.............burn barney burn go to hell........and never bother the children of earth ever again...........you dictator of children shows...............
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gothic_ginny · Still very bored Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 272

You know what else would suck? Being a Christmas tree. So, you're in a forest growing and being all happy. Then, sudeenly you're cut down just because you're pretty and puffy. then you're dragged around, until finally they stand you up in a pail, basically. Then you stand there for a couple of weeks, with toys and stuff hanging all over. And all this just to you could be dragged out later, and wait until the trash comes to pick you up. They you're chopped up into firewood, or just burned. Poor tree.
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Hawk4444 · Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 5:16 pm Post subject:

yeah especially if they got those screw things that they put into your trunk........ouch and the dog and cat hide under you mine dooo........and i heard of a dog that would always pee on it that would be humiliating..........but you get back at them by leaving your needles behind and poke them when they touch you hahahahaha.......
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hikari0205 · Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 7:49 am Post subject:

i hate barbies....relatives have only recently stopped giving them to me <_<

hikari0205 · Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 10:46 am Post subject:

im 13...14 even......they only stopped giving them to me when i was 12 Sad

hikari0205 · Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 10:52 am Post subject:

yea.......btw how do you put the smilie on?

hikari0205 · Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject:

thanx linds..........yea it would suck to be a couch......im glad im not one Laughing

Hawk4444 · Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 3:30 pm Post subject:

lets see what else would be a sucky thing to be......hmmmmmmmmm........i know........

a microphone that you hold up on stage...........your just sitting on the stand minding your own business and then some guy or girl comes up and talks to you but doesn't look at you

plus he or she might have really bad breath or be drunk and have that really bad drunk smell.....then if they smoke you will have to deal with there smokey breath......then if its karoake night then you have to deal with people who can't sing worth crap......and your right in front of there mouth so its really loud and annoying......

yeah it would suck to be farted on all the time......or especially when someone is like half naked and sweaty...they leave there sweat on you and if they are in there underwear there might be some leakage from you know where and it could seep on you........ewwwww........that would also count for car seats and chairs.....
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ThaKakarot · Oldbie Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 2246

toilet paper....
that really doesn't need an explanation :blink:

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hikari0205 · Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 11:38 am Post subject:

no your right...it probably is the worst thing you could possibly be......my sister had a pinata the once...she used it by herself before her actual b'day party though....kinda defeated the object of it <_<

cherry-chi-hiwatari · Forum Stalker Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 1143

sounds like something my brother would do Laughing

never had a pinata....sound like fun though Smile