Worst Band Names Ever!

[azure-draco]

Ok..I was searching through this list of bands and I found quite possibly the lamest band names I've ever seened o.O; Most of these are metal band names...but there are a few that arn't..

-Masturbator - (..seriously?)
-Grenade Kills 3 - (nothing too bad about this one..it just sounds..strange..
-Pure Disgust for Humanity - (sounds stupid.)
-Murder Death Kill - (wow.. it sounds so childish..)
-Winged Serpent Master - (this one sounds really dorky..)
-Rhapsody- (I LOVE this band..but thier name really sucks...)
-Into Eternity- (good band..but the name sounds like something a bunch of nu-goths would make up. This would be a cool song name..but for a progessive death metal band it sounds pretty weak)
-Gamma Ray- (another good band...geeky-sounding name)
-Satan's Almighty Penis - (who on earth would want to name thier band THAT? )
-Bearded Assholes, Assholes on Distortion, Satanasshole - (these are so bad..it's funny xD )
-Blood Farts - (LOL! I sort of like this one though...yuck! xD)
-Disturbing s**t Minds - (childish sounding..)
-Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ - (cmon people...)
-Anal Cunt, Anal Blast, Anal Yeast Infection..etc..- (these are really ugly names..and they're pretty wrong too..)
-Impaled Northern Moonforest - (sounds like they tried too hard to make a complicated name)
-Satans penguins - (LOL! awesome band name. It's so stupid it's hilarious!)
-Korn- (stupid and childish. I also hate how the 'r' is flipped around in thier logos..it's really dumb. What kind of a name is 'Korn' anyway?
-Limp Bizkit- (sounds lame...looks lame)
-Blink 182- (very generic, uncreative, boring name. At least all the above names like Blood Farts and Anal Cunt have out-of-this-world crazy names. Blink 182 is really boring and generic)

got any other lame band names to add? post'em then! I really want to see more dumb band names...it's entertaining xD

[fallenangel]

[quote]Satan's Almighty Penis[/quote]

I like that one! If only to be able to say "Hey, I love Satan's Almighty Penis!" Never heard of them before, but kudos on the name to them.

Most band names with numbers in them. 311, Blink 182, 3 Doors Down, etc.

Tuff - Love them to death, but it's still a gay name. It's like "tough" only with a less aggressive spelling.

Enuff Z'Nuff - I actually like this name, it's just cheesy. ("Enough's Enough" with that spiffy spelling....yeah). Great band, though.

Cinderella - Only bad because it doesn't fit the music at all. Fits the image, I guess, but people write off the really great bluesy hardrock as pussy rock because of the name.

Britny Fox - Lame. Then again, I guess it fit the music.

All American Rejects - yes you are, should have rejected that name
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[eclipsedmoongoddess482]

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Satan's Almighty Penis



I like that one! If only to be able to say "Hey, I love Satan's Almight Penis!" Never heard of them before, but kudos on the name to them. 

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I like the penguin one. Its so ridiculous but hey, if someone asks you what you're favorite kind of penguin is you can say "SATAN'S PENGUINS!"

[quote]-Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ - (cmon people...)
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I like this name for some reason. It has a lot of big words and the word "sex" is in it. Besides, it made me giggle. No other name from your list made me do that except for this one.

I suddenly have the urge to come up with band names that are bad in taste but funny as hell.
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[azure-draco]

[quote="fallenangel (fallen)"] All American Rejects - yes you are, should have rejected that name [/quote]
lol! so true I had that one floating around in my head somewhere..just kinda forgot it..

[L7]

[quote="azure-draco (Azzy)"]
-Korn- (stupid and childish. I also hate how the 'r' is flipped around in thier logos..it's really dumb. What kind of a name is 'Korn' anyway?
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It is an odd name. They got it because Jon Davis's dad ran a radio station with the name K-O-R-N...you know how radio stations have the letters...yeah...and I also heard they got it because there was 2 gay guys giving a rim job backstage and the other guy sh*t in his mouth and there was chunks of corn in it...I doubt that one is true though.

Anyways Franz Ferdinand is a stupid name.

[qtlilhunnibear]

i like the penguin one lol

uh..simple plan it just doesnt sound creative

[Beatlechick90]

D12, most definitely.
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[X2CY]

The worst name would have to be Five :huh: Wonder how long it took them to think that one up...

[Heathcliff]

Ooh, there's positively oodles.

Haysi Fantayzee
The The
Scritti Politti
Elbow Bones and the Racketeers
Blue
Da Slammin' Phrogz
Dogs D'Amour
The Brothers Johnson
The Killers
Operababes
Sparklehorse
Krush Perspective


An ex-friend of mine had plans to create a band called "Anal Sphincter"... I'll leave you with that thought for a while ^_^

[azure-draco]

[quote="Heathcliff ("Heathcliff/Lakeside"] The The

An ex-friend of mine had plans to create a band called "Anal Sphincter"... I'll leave you with that thought for a while ^_^ [/quote]
'The The' has to be the lame one thus far..in least in my opinion anyway

bah..any name with the word 'anal' in it is pretty bad. i wonder why people would name thier bands that..

[_matt_]

"The Pillows"
Great band, but with a name like that... Oh, you guys are badass, aren't you?

[fallenangel]

I like Dogs D'Amour. The band and their name. Really underrated unfortunately.

Metal Skool - I only hate it because "Metal Shop" was so much better. Stupid record labels. Even made the band members change their names. "Ratchett" was a much better name than "Satchel". <_< But they were originally Danger Kitty when they were a "real" band back in the day and not a parody act, so I guess it could be worse.

Nelson
Steelheart
Bang Tango
Salty Dog (come on, wtf?)
Julliet
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[Heathcliff]

[quote="azure-draco (Azzy)"] [quote="Heathcliff ("Heathcliff/Lakeside"] The The

An ex-friend of mine had plans to create a band called "Anal Sphincter"... I'll leave you with that thought for a while ^_^ [/quote]
'The The' has to be the lame one thus far..in least in my opinion anyway

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Nah, you're pretty much right IMO. There's also a band doing the rounds at my college called Dangerw**k. Anything with cursing or reference sto various orifices of the body within the name is pretty much an "ignore with contempt" sign for me.

[coolgirlkdd]

you all forgot ketchup and mustard...somethiung like that i forogt.
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[black_raven_nevermore]

uhh...hoobastank....

[Tulips_and_Chimneys]

[quote]Anyways Franz Ferdinand is a stupid name. [/quote]

eh i dont think its that bad. i mean its named after the Austrian Duke whose assasination caused WWI

but everythign that band does has so been done before.

[zakkusu]

I find the name the High Llamas quite peculiar.

[Powtaz]

THE BEATLES.

ha, named after insects. wtf, they are sooo 1960's