The Most Stupid Music Videos Ever

blackdragon_518 · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:39 am Post subject:

Tell me the most stupid @$$ music videos you have ever seen.

I hate all of Hillary Sucks music videos! They are all sooooooo stupid!!!! Grr!

loveliesbleeding · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:31 pm Post subject:

I think the Brittany Spears video where she dies in the bath tub is terrible, I was laughing for like an hour.

good times, good times
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fallenangel · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:02 pm Post subject:

Any modern pop punk band that shows the members actually playing. Good Charlotte's "Anthem" and Sum 41's video with the big letters in the background... the members look so damn retarded. Jumping up and down like they're having a seizure. Is all the bouncing to distract from the fact what they're playing sucks ass and a kid who's been playing for 3 weeks could do it? :huh:
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lil_taifan_123 · Very bored Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 192

Actually, fallen, I like pop-punk music videos. They're really good. It shows the members playing and jumping up and down because it better expresses the meaning of the song. Besides, Sum41 is a goood band. Wink

Let's see. . . . How about Three is a Magic Number by Stevie Brock? I think that made me barf and laugh at the same time. Don't try laughing and barfing at home, kiddies.

fallenangel · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:52 pm Post subject:

I wish that was sarcasm. Sad

1. No, it's not cool. Jumping up and down like that is only slightly less stupid looking than the synchronized movements of 80s hair metal. Standing around in matching white leather suits and banging your head all at the same time is almost on par with jumping around like a mentally ill chihuahua.

2. If that's how they perform, they should keep it in their garage where it belongs. Grr!

3. It doesn't enhance a song that is beyond saving. Some artists do very well with performance-based videos, but that's only if their performance is a show. If it's unique and entertaining and different. Jumping around like a jackass, same as five other groups with videos released at the same time, is not a good video.

4. Sum 41 are not a good band, but that's not the topic at hand. Wink

But I will agree with you that they show the meaning of the song. Unfortunately that meaning is "we're corporate whores who are making a fifteen minute fortune being the label's personal bitches, yay! *jump jump* Look, we can't play, but we're on tv! Yay! *jump jump*"

Razz

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Tulips_and_Chimneys · Very bored Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 182

yea, i mean youd think theyd be able to do something a little more complex seeing as theyre only playing like 5 chords. haha the drummer of as i lay dying twirls his hair around in circle during his double-base solo Laughing

yokokurama3000 · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Posts: 50

the most stupidest video is yours bitch Very Happy

black_raven_nevermore · Rookie Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 40

ALL rap vids make me puke. i'd rather not look at some ugly rapper with gross gold teeth banging half naked chicks <_< *pukes* and ashanti's only you vid..ewwww she needs to wear longer shorts cuz her cheeks were hanging out...ick....

Talin · Has No Life Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 498

Candy shop by 50-cent or whoever does it. Bleck, I can't bear the naked girls and Pimps. Besides the lyrics suck.
"I'll take you to the candy shop
I let you lick my lollipop........"
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black_raven_nevermore · Rookie Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 40

[quote="Ki-oni (Kristy)"][quote="black_raven_nevermore ()"] and ashanti's only you vid..ewwww she needs to wear longer shorts cuz her cheeks were hanging out...ick.... [/quote]
But that's the latest fashion Surprised

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latest fashion for me barfing at how bad it looks..... Rolling eyes

and i do agree that candy shop is TERRIBLE!!! radio stations here have been playing it non stop....if people are requesting that song, i suggest they take the cotton out of their ears Very Happy

but thats just my opinion i guess...

Tulips_and_Chimneys · Very bored Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 182

i dont listen to the radio. its trash.

Mr_Manson · Newb Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 7

[quote="loveliesbleeding (Gianna Meola)"] I think the Brittany Spears video where she dies in the bath tub is terrible, I was laughing for like an hour.

good times, good times [/quote]

LOL, agreed,
Other ass-a-riffic vids:
"Anthem" or anything by Good Charlotte
"Pieces" by Sum 41
"How We Do"-The Game and 50 Cent

Jailcrow_of_Mandos · Still very bored Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 313

Ha- someone made me watch the rap-ified "over and over again" and they play an older countrified version of the video on the other side, so it looks like these two guys are singing about each other... crawling out of bed and saying stuff like "I keep picturing you with him- and it hurts so bad" -- made me laugh a bit before [b]I poked my eyes and eardrums out with a pencil[/b].

starfire100 · Very bored Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 142

[quote="blackdragon_518 (gamer)"] Tell me the most stupid @$$ music videos you have ever seen.

I hate all of Hillary Sucks music videos! They are all sooooooo stupid!!!! Grr!

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oh poo! i just dont like Hillary, so i dont think i'd like her music videos. although i did like it when she got punked on tv, but that a diff story.i hate "Teen Titan" BB and Terra videos.

angel_wingz · Very bored Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 129

My Perogitive by Britney Spears was a really stupid video and all of Hilary's was stupid.

starfire100 · Very bored Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 142

the only music videos i ever liked are by Christy Carlson Romano,Ally and Aj(Ally and Aj are sisters for those who dont know),and Jump 5(i know. Jump 5 is a band,but they do awsome videos.)All the others i dont really care for. the rest ive ever seem so fake and awfull !! there either too loud in your face or the singer sounds sooo bad. and rap! i so cant stand rap. makes me sick.

VR_Jay · Very Oldbie Joined: 13 Apr 2004 Posts: 2725

Wow, this thread hasn't been daon before in countless other forms. That's why I usually stay out of this section. All it is is bitching about music you hate. <_<
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fallenangel · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:13 pm Post subject:

[quote]All it is is bitching about music you hate. [/quote]

Then guess what, kitten, [b]make a positive thread and get the fuck over it.[/b] ^_^

Because I had to stand through Hoobastank's set tonight to keep my front row spot for Velvet Revolver, I am reminded why I thoroughly hate that band. Shitty videos to go with their shitty songs.
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Beatlechick90 · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:55 am Post subject:

Not to mention they sound like dying cows when singing. They were horrible at the 2004 MuchMusic Video Awardds (Much is known as Fuse in tha States, I think)
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fallenangel · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:06 am Post subject:

Yes they do. The singer has a hard little body, but he should pose more and sing less.

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